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Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!?!?!?

 Don't get a boner or it'll get worse.

 If it's deep go see a doctor, if its a minor flesh wound then use spirit and cover it.

 Give me pictures Im a doctor  :cookieMonster:

 No, but if its bad then tell your mom, your dad would just laugh.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 02:20:32 AM by Riot »


Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!?!?!?
Eucalyptus oil halts bleeding to a degree.
Of course, Aussies have that easy.

Failing that, wrap it tightly like a normal cut with a plaster and bandages until bleeding abates.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 02:21:31 AM by SupremeCommander »

Good thing you decided to seek the advice of a group of non-sarcastic people on a forum that will do anything and everything they can to help you. I doubt the hospital would help at all.

 So tell us how bad it is, and what did you cut it with?

Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!?!?!?
Dare I ask why you were doing with razors and your rooster?

 A boner will increase the blood flow if its bad.

Dare I ask why you were doing with razors and your rooster?
You dare think this guy was using razors?, He was no doubt masturbating, and pulled his foreskin off.

I was masterbating with a tuna jar and cut myself...

masterbating with a tuna jar
...

I hope never to see this phrase again

I was masterbating with a tuna jar and cut myself...
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha, thanks for making my day.

Wait but what ... I mean... A TUNA JAR?

Wait but what ... I mean... A TUNA JAR?
It's a tight fit...