Hey, it's not funny. It get's annoying trying to read posts when red text says something unnecessary and gets in your way. For those of you who have an IQ of -1, heres a very detailed tutorial.
First off, look for these buttons. They are at the top-middle section. If you can't find them take deep breathes and look again. Don't freak out.
Then find the "Profile" button. This shouldn't be too complicated. If you get lost, don't stress out. Just try again.
Now click it. This might takes some time depending on how you use your mouse.
Now you come to this big page. Don't get intimidated because it's real easy to navigate.
Look for the section, on the left, that looks like...
Don't get scared. You'll eventually find it.
Now go to the bottom of the section. It looks like this.
Try to find text that says
Click it. This may take some time.
Now you'll appear here.
Again, don't get scared. It's big but easy to navigate.
Go for the text that says...
You're almost done. Now that you've found it go for the checkbox and make sure it looks like
.
Now you're done! Congratulations!
I seriously hope this gets rid of that spam. That may of been funny a while ago, but now it's annoying. And if you want to do it for any idiotic reason, please make it a "size: 1" font.