Façade - The whole game is a glitch

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I thought this was about Fassad from Mother 3 at first glance.

 *Opens door*

Hey! You're here---

I'm here you friend.

*Closes door*

The end.

Looks like it was modeled with google sketch-up and their clothese  look like they were painted on with ms paint.

How do I get Trip to kill himself

How do I get Trip to kill himself

If you actually play the whole thing, he admits he had an affair with this chick in Barcelona.

after that he walks out the door.

Argh, everytime I compliment them on the wedding picture the bitch acts like I'm flirting with her.

I said vagina and they kicked me out. :(

this game looks fun to mess around with I'm going to try it out, after watching videos on youtube people don't seem to interact with the objects to much so I'll try it out.

Lol

Trip: KHAAAA!
Me: Show me your snake.
Trip: *odd face* closes door.


Lol omfg I made out with his wife like 10 times, told her to forget me like 20 times, then I made out with him, then I kept calling them whiners and cigarettes, but the straw that broke the camel's back was I said "So let's talk about you guys." And they both flipped out and he pushed me out.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2010, 12:27:39 PM by Visage »



FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Jul 10 14 52 28 2010

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP
What, Grace... this?

GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --

TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!

GRACE
You know I've had to ask you about this several --

TRIP
Get off my back!  I'll get rid of it in just a minute!

(Amy knocks on the front door.)

(Amy knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
Uhp, she's here!

GRACE
What?! You said she's coming an hour from now!

TRIP
No, she's supposed to be here now!

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Amy!!

TRIP
Ah  I'm so happy you could make it!     We haven't seen you in so long,  how's -- (interrupted)

AMY
hey

TRIP
Great!

TRIP
Alright!

TRIP
Wow, it's so great to see you after so long. -- (interrupted)

(AMY kisses trip.)

TRIP
Oh, yeah, the European-style greeting!  Ha ha!

TRIP
 You know, we just got back from Italy!

TRIP
So come on in!

AMY
Cool

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

(AMY knocks on the front door.)

(AMY closes the front door.)

GRACE
Amy,

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! -- (interrupted)

(AMY kisses grace.)

GRACE
Oh, yes,

AMY
Hey

GRACE
Aw, H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted)

GRACE
By the way, you look wonderful! 

GRACE
So come on in, make yourself at home!

GRACE
So,    Amy,  I'm hoping -- (interrupted)

PHONE
** RING **

TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --

GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up.

PHONE
** RING **

AMY
What the forget man? This is carrot

GRACE
Trip, -- (interrupted)

PHONE
** RING **

GRACE
What?  Oh, God, can we just -- let's just wait for the answering machine...! -- (interrupted)

(AMY picks up the phone.)

PHONE
Grace?  Hello?

GRACE
Amy,  no!  Please don't do that.

PHONE
Who is this?  Grace is that you?

GRACE
Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.

(AMY puts down the phone.)

TRIP
Oh!

GRACE
Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh.

(AMY sits on the couch.)

TRIP
I wanted to say hello --

GRACE
No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...

GRACE
the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.

AMY
Bitches  whores

TRIP
uh... ha heh heh...

GRACE
uh...!

TRIP
god, I don't, um...

AMY
monday

GRACE
wha...! -- (interrupted)

TRIP
you... -- (interrupted)

(AMY gets up from the couch.)

TRIP
You're...

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

TRIP
Okay,    Amy,  you know what?  I think you should leave.

(AMY kisses grace.)

(AMY kisses grace.)

AMY
why

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- just go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

(AMY points to the elevator button.)

(AMY points to the elevator button.)

Oh, remember the good times we used to have-
I RAPED YOU.

Haven't lol'd so hard in a long time.

Glitch has a "T" you know

Why wouldnt I use the torrent...?

This game sucks because if you try to be completely nice and realistic some of the weirdest things make them pissed. They seem to hate when you say guys, or sorry, or what.