YOU MUST DESTROY THE WALL

[Cybertails1998]

THE WALL IS BLOCKING YOUR PATH TO THAT AMULET OF AWESOMELY AWESOME AWESOMENESS
YOU WANT IT VERY BAD
SO

YOU MUST DESTROY THE WALL.

Roll to Dodge dice involved.
1 - epic fail and/or death
2 - kinda fail
3 - kinda success
4 - success
5 - epic success
6 - overshot, 2nd dice roll

WALL
HP: 100000
STATUS: PERFECT

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[Mr. Wuggle]

I roll dah dice!


Edit: Can't you just climb it?

[Cybertails1998]

At least 5 attack posts needed per turn.

[skelolego229]

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

[Cybertails1998]

Can't you just climb it?

It's height broke the counter, so I'll just mark it "so high that it goes straight to infinity and beyond".

[BobSevenSevens]

I roll to destroy the wall.

[A.R.C.]

epic fail

:|

[LaCuckooRacha]

http://www.roll-dice-online.com/

I roll to break the wall.

Edit: I got a 3.

[Cybertails1998]

Just. ONE. MOOOORE.

[?]

I roll to make the wall crack.

[Hectic]

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

CAN'T IT'S BLOCKED

(Scv quote)

[Cybertails1998]

Mr. Wuggle (2) Your dice tumbles on the floor, but nothing happens.

Skelolego (3) You only had the materials for just one.

BobSevenSevens (2) You try to cast your wall-destroying spell, but looks like you don't have enough MP.

LaCuckooracha (4) You charge at the wall and crash into it pretty hard, leaving a plenty of cracks and also ticking off the wall a bit.

? (3) You cast your wall-cracking spell, but just manage to increase the abovementioned plenty-of-cracks' size by a little.

WALL
HP: 99468
STATUS: SOMEWHAT TICKED OFF, SLIGHTLY BRUISED

MR. WUGGLE: PERFECT
SKELOLEGO: PERFECT, LACKING MATERIALS (sorta)
BOBSEVENSEVENS: PERFECT, LACKING MP
LACUCKOORACHA: PERFECT
?: PERFECT

[skelolego229]

i roll to capture a tiberium spike to get +15 resources every second

[BobSevenSevens]

I roll to fire my RPG-7 at the wall, knocking a small hole in it.

[?]

I drive a ROBOT HALF SPECH MERINE HALF DINOSAUR THROUGH THE WALL AND FIRE EVERYTHING.