to get on you tube, you must:
maneuver your position to the nearest legitimate business, begin relocation to the technological area , locate a universal serial bus 2.0 interface compatible optical imaging device, obtain said device, maneuver this device to the purchase area of the legitimate business, pay for the universal serial bus 2.0 interface compatible optical imaging device, leave the legitimate business, relocate your physical being to the original location, begin connecting the universal serial bus 2.0 interface compatible optical imaging device the the personal computing device that is either running on i386 or amd64 architecture, let the compatible operating system begin configuring the universal serial bus 2.0 interface compatible optical imaging device, use an available video processing and nonlinear editing program to modify the existing video of your physical being, convert the video to an acceptable aspect ratio, and begin sending data packets to the youtube upload service containing the video of your physical being, and christen the video with a witty or descriptive title.
That's all you have to do, its not that hard, unless your too young to understand what I just said.
Yea, that just happened.