Author Topic: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls. (Read 169417 times)

PhantomJack · January 05, 2011, 04:38:53 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: STUFF WE BREATH
You: ITS IN WATER
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: AIR IS OXYGEN
Stranger: WHAT IS OXYGEN?
You: COMBINE HYDROGEN AND GET H2O
Stranger: WHAT IS WATER?
Stranger: HOW?
You: WATER IS H2O
You: AIR AND HYDROGEN MAKES WATER FFFF
Stranger: FFFUUUUU
Stranger: smartypants

BAHAHA WATER

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jouatt · January 05, 2011, 04:54:32 PM

They just wont get off our internet..

Quote

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: heya
You: Are you american?
Stranger: lol no
You: Oh my god
You: Get off americas internet
Stranger: ...
You: ITS OURS
Stranger: freak
Stranger: sure it is
You: We paid good money for it
You: Now get off
Stranger: make me!!
You: Your leaving your foreign residue on it
You: America is the police of the world I ll just call 911
You: And get you to get off
Stranger: ok you have fun with that
You: I will
Stranger: byw xx

Jalenharvey · January 05, 2011, 08:54:46 PM

Stranger: 20/m/straight
You: Hello
You: oh you're a male?
You: good to find one
You: this is me:
You: http://images.memegenerator.net/jailbait/File/124691/jailbait.jpg
You: idk why it's on memegenerator
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Yes i am a male too
i used some random picture i found off of memegen

IkeTheGeneric · January 05, 2011, 09:49:41 PM

Stranger: hey
You: Q
Stranger: ??
You: #316r
You: Happy days
Stranger: kool kids klub

Stranger: 18 m lookin for a horny girl wit pics
You: Ten
You: A lot
You: Federal hotsauce

Stranger: I'm gonna be honest, I'm a horny straight guy with pics
You: h
You: hrl
You: rehger
You: Okay
Stranger: asl?
You: It may be orange
You: I am not professional
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I need your help
Stranger: im all ears
You: well this morning
You: i was browsing the internet
You: and i clicked on a strange link
You: my computer got all screwed up and it didnt work anemore
You: im typing this from my ipod
You: i will post my address location and phone number so you can call 911
Stranger: im good
You: my dad is dying and my brother is nowhere
Stranger: i cant call that number
Stranger: im in england
You: you have to help me please
Stranger: i cant be of any help
You: it
You: it
Stranger: but if youre on the internet on your phone
You: Ť̗̩̉ͥ̅ͧ̔̆ő̧͖͙͉͎̫̗͉̝̏̒̔̿ͨ̄̚̕͜ ̴̢͔̣͖̪̰͖ͬ̓͋ḯ̝̰͍̭̩̿ͤ͘͡ͅn͚͌̎v̵̖͉̲̟ͩ̀͛͆͂ǫ̩̟̮̘͖̳͍̍ͣ̓k͒͋͛͏̴̫̹͟e̵̠̼̰ͫͫ̈́͛̒ͦ̀̚̚ ͖͌t̵̫̥̲͓͖͍̃̽̽̆̀ͭ́h̛̲̹̼̱͇̮̹̲ͫ̎̓͞e̡̱̘̩͙̳͕̼̭̙̾ͭ͆ͥ ͣͥ̃̐̆̔ͯͫͬ͏̧̭h͓̺͙̪͍̍̅́̈́͗́́̄̀i̝̤͖̞̮ͨ̏ͥ̇ͥ͊͗ͫ͠v͙̹͐ͭ̇́̕ė̯͍̠̲̟͒ͥͪ̀͜͞-̫͇̩̔̅̒̀̒͗͒̚m̴̢̙̀ͨ̂i̹̙̲̤̫ͥ̆̃ͮ̇ͫ͘̕ͅn̩̻̪̟̦̜̤̦̠͆̀̾̅ͭ̾̀̚͘ḑ̟̟̞̤̃ͮ̂̏̂ ̷͇̗̲̳̠̟̃ͨ̑̍ͣͬ̀r̾̔͡͏͈̳̣̖e͛ͦͮ̄͌̎̓͌ͫ҉̜͕̺͕p̮̼̼ͥͪ̄̇ͣͩ͟ͅṙ̴̢͕̹̗̊̑̉̀́̋̍̿e̸̺̥̝̩̮̤̭̒̾̑͌̏ͯ̿͠sͬͮͣ̆͏͏̥͉̰̱ȅ̷͙̖͙͚̤̼̥ͮ͟n͕͇͙̞͇͎̭̼̊̌́̑̍̿͊͟͝t̤̩̪̩͙̙ͯͅi̠̦̩͖̫̬̟͙͉ͬ̈̈́nͧ̓͗҉̮̰͜g̬̖̥͌̄̎̄ͫͭ̓̄ ̦͚̫̞͒́̓̾̇ͦͭc̸͉͓͋͋̉ͬ̇́̉ͫ̕͜ḩ̷͙͇ͭ͌͒̆a̵̧̨̺͙̙̒ͅo͈͔̻̺̪̥̊̿ͯͅs̹̪͙̙̥ͨ̐̅͆ͬ͝.̶̳͚͕̠͕̩̺̆ͫͩ̓̀̓ͯ̚
̬̦̙̺͚̦̖͈̊ͤ̑̌̀ͅǏ̷̵̞̼͔̘͚͠n̴̴̬̫͙̲ͭ̾̿͋̾̓̿̚v̶̡̺͍̲̫͔͓͖̣͐ͩ̇̌ö̤̺͔̲͈̖͗̆́ͣͫͫ̕k̷̗̙̲̮̺̪̼̤̏̄̾̉̾͌̎̐i͔̙͎̖ͨͤͯ͠͠n͂̆̓҉͇̖̩̣̣̲̘g̸̛̮͉̠̱̻̥̼̝̓͑ͥ͘ͅ ̵̭̪̦̺̼͂ͬ̆ͨt̡͍̱͑̍̐ͪ́h͒̓̌ͧͧ̑̒҉̞͎͉͈̩͉̮͘ͅe̪̿ ̭̬ͥͨͪ͊͌f͇͈̳͙̲̺̪̦͛͌͌̿͒́e̤̯̺͆ͤ̅̓̂ͭ̃e̻̣͚̯̝͙̗͉ͦ̈́ͧ͂̓̀l̹̩͕̪̰͙̼̟̿ͫ͛ͨ͊́iͨ̾͛͂͋͗̋҉̥͕̺̳͔̹͟ͅn̢͓̮͈̭̥̼̰̜͒͌ͬ̄̒̕g̸̱͕͋ͧ̾ͥ̾ͪ̈ͨ͘ ̧̘̻̦̥̜̻̩̅̇̈̆͌o̺͕̝̰͌̏f̝̫̱͍͇̩ͯ͐͐͆ͯ̾͗ ̯͎͖͎̟̞̦̟̎̅͐ͤ̕͝ḉ̵͇̯͇̙̥̝͙̃ͮ̎ͮ͢h͕͖ͧ̽̇ͮͩ͂̆͢a̞̯ͤ̌̈́o̥̣̥͖̲̞̖̮ͯ̃ͭͥ͂̿̌͘͞ͅs͕̣̭̹̣̭̮̼̖ͨ̏̊͐.͔̗̠̰ͯ̇ͪ͘͟͜
̶̭͕͛͂͐̽ͭ̌Ẅ̛̺̠̣ͣ̌ͨi͖̝͈͙͆ͮͥ͗ͯ͞ṫ̶ͪͫͣ̽̆͗͏̭̹͙̥͖͉͜ͅͅͅḧ̦̣͓̦̭͚̲́̊̋ͣ̕͞ ́ͫ̎͂͌ͨͫ͂͏̪̩̯̫̫̼̗̪̮ỏ̸̺̟̹̔̀̒u̷̻̬̭͙̺͆͆ͧ̂̍ͫ̒̽t̘̻̱̪̬͚̅͒̇ͪͬ͞ ̜̹̭͓̥͓͑ͪ̓̍͊̒͊̓̾͠ő̵͙͕͇̤̗̮̂ͯ͟ͅr̮̮͖̘͊͊̋ͬ́ͦͫ͊͜d̵̳̹̞̹͕̔͂́e̢͍̦̼͎͛̍ͤͩ͋ͅr̬̺̒̿̐ͪ̐̉͐̑̒̀.̺͚̮̳̯̥͙͛͑ͪ͂̏̄́͠͞
̐̋̄ͫ҉̖̗̞̺̟̳̖͕̕T̫ͪͬ̒̅̿ḩ͕̓̋ͫͭ̇ͣe̫̫̤̝̾ͅ ͓͚̘͖̫̊̃ͯ͊ͪ̋̏͢ͅN͉̼̲̤͛̾ȇ̯̫͇̠͔̞̩̖z̶̧͍̦̳͕̼̬ͮ̄͋ͅp̸̬ͤ͛é͇̥̭̗͈͛̈̿ͬ̒̂̚͜ř̦͗̚d̵̨͓̫̻͙͙͎̦͂ͫ̆͂̓̈̋ͩ͞ĩ̉͗ͥ̈̿͆͘͏̟̪a̲̖̣̲̾̽̽̔̉ͩ̊͂͞ń̛ͭ̌̔͐ͩͬͩ̊͏͈͓̫̫ ̧̮̫͍̠̬̙̻̄ͯͪͨ̋̅́̉̍͝ͅḧ̴̬̥̥̤̜̭͘ȋ̻͍̥̼̗͑̌͐̋̈́ͨ̚͘v̵̴̶̰͔̽͆̽͑̓ḛ̵̻̦͍͇̫͉ͤ͆͐̂̃ͥͬ͞-̷̸̖̙̙̬̠͉͚̿̊̌͒ͮ̅̉ͤ̈́m̷͎̘̭͙̘̼̻̪ͪͦͫͭ̓ͭ͘ị̵̶̠̤̫̱͍̱̖ͪͬ̉ͩ̾͞n̙̱͖ͮ̅̃͆̀̾͟͝͞ḑ̞̞̭ͮ̚͢͟ ̷̢̥̺̜̖̭͈͖̙ͤ͋͆ͤͅo̺͉͐̒͗́̾̃͒͡͞f̛̙͓̈̄ͬ̄͆ ̶̢̖̭̠̜̎̓ͨ̆c̻̖̥̰̩̱̾̒̓̇͐͜h̝͉̯͉͉̪͔̦̘ͬ̄̓̀̀̚͢a̝̹̮̹̟͔͍ͭͮo͈͓ͨ̓ͬ̈́ş̠̪̪͙̰̭̎̈́ͤ͐ͩͧͥ̾̋͜.̂͆͌͠҉̶͔ ̸̶̰̜͇͖̙͚̫̙ͩ̀̍ͬ͐Z̵͎ͮͣͯͯa̰̖͎̱ͬͩ̀͜l̢̳͍͉̯̦̼͓̗͕̃̌ͣ̓̚g̣̩̭͈̮̪̞̠̋͑̀̽̓̀͘͞ͅo͑ͭ̓̎̄̎̾͒͊҉̱̰̳̘̜͉̘̖̬.̰̖̜̘ͨ͂ͯ̎͑̐ͅ ͖̫̟ͫ̈ͪ̑͌ͤ
̶͇̱̻ͭ̽͛͋̊́H̵̸̭͙̲͙̜̥̫̱ͧ͆͟ȩ̪̩̯̲̝̭ͦ͛̿ͣ ̵̡̜̤͑ͧw̸̶̠͖̼̥̬͇ͬ͂̾ͦ̈ͬ̚͢h̷̪̫͍̣̯͍̼̹̔͆͛̐̋̿o͉̙̾͗̾͑̌ͨ͗ ̩͙ͭͧͨ͘͢W̶͚̲̰͕͕̣̅̀̽ͤͪ̚͢͞ͅạ̡̯ͣͧi̢͖̱͍̖͕̖͊̅ͭ̕t̨̲͓̣̬̜ͦͦ͌ͧͣs̴͉̼̞͎͉̪̲̜̣ͭ̍̋̃̽͋ ̸̢̞̯͛̋͟B̛̼̹ͥͣ̅͑̍̇̎̈́̽͠ẻ̒ͫ͊̾̾ͥ́҉͓̠h̡͖͎̦̮̾ͣ̓ͩͩ̓͢͢i̸̝̟̠̱͚ͭ͗ͤ̅̃̾̃ͧ͒͠n̥̟͔͚̋ͭ͘͝d̸ͣ̀҉̭̼͎̖ ̡̟̃͒ͪ͋̓̑͒Ṭ̷ͪͤ́̈̀̔̉͌́h̷̨͈͔̘̠̭̙̤̖̙ͩ̆̽̓̊e̴̯̣ͦ͌͋̆̚͠ ̧͇͍̖̜̄ͯͣ͂ͧͪWͦ̐͒ͤ̈́́̈̃͗͏ͅa̴̱̫̖͚̅ͤ̋ͪͬ̿ͬͯl̶̫̝̓̆̄̒͛̎ͬ͆͠ͅl̷̠̲̙͔̋́.̰̞̟̆̆̾͛ͤ̿͗̀̚͞
̦̲͖ͩ̂̓̕ͅẒ̣̪̗͇̃̅̎̊ͫͤ͆̑͜Áͯ͋ͬ҉̮̣̦̜̺̬͢͝L̈̈̈͐ͤ̕҉̤̰̹̝̥͎͓̗̜G̢̤̠̬͚͑͒̓ͤO̩̫͔ͥ!̶̛̝̼̭̌ͣ̽̒ͤͧ́̀̚
Stranger: then you can contact someone you actually know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Newt24 · January 06, 2011, 12:53:41 AM

You: Its a me - Mario!
Stranger: ;)
You: Do you know-a where I can find the Yoshi?
Stranger: Yes
You: Aha! Have-a this mushroom!
Your Conversational partner has disconnected

I think he was lying...

Meekl · January 06, 2011, 01:11:44 AM

World record: Most used phrase on Omegle and other anonymous chatrooms
"asl"
That's a keeper.

ShadowsfeaR · January 06, 2011, 02:34:59 AM

You're talking to a random stranger.

Stranger: india?
You: SAUDI ARABIA
You: :D
The Stranger has disconnected.

You're talking to a random stranger.

You: HAI
Stranger: indian?
You: SAUDI ARABIA
You: :D
Stranger: f?
You: SURE
You: CAPS R GRATE TOOL
Stranger: wat sure??? male or female?
You: MAYBE IM BOTH
The Stranger has disconnected.

I was about to say snake AND VAGINA. And what's with the Indian thing? Wtf.

You're talking to a random stranger.

Stranger: hi
You: HAI R U GURL?
Stranger: no...
You: forget SALT
The Stranger has disconnected.

You're talking to a random stranger.

Stranger: I am the oracle. You may ask me one question.
You: Can I rape you?
Stranger: Only if you say suprised first
You: SURPRISED
Stranger: but you'll have to find my holes first
Stranger: hint
Stranger: I HAVE NONE
The Stranger has disconnected.

This one was lols.

Caution · January 11, 2011, 10:12:21 PM

You: love
Stranger: im soo horney
You: Good for you, bro, go watch some research
Stranger: forget back door PLEASERZ
Stranger: IM A GIRL
You: Haha, Im so doubting that
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: me n my freinds r soo bored
Stranger: where laughing at people on here
You: Good, go play with each other's richards or something :D
Stranger: im girl handicap but its ok sweetie ;)
You: Im sure you are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: sfdsfds
Stranger: Please tell me your favourite:
1) Superhero
2) Historical Figure
3) God.
You: 1) Leondardo DiCaprio
2) My dad
3) Nope.
Stranger: Nope?
You: Nope.
Stranger: who is he?
You: The god of Non-Existance :o
Stranger: Leonardo DiCaprio isn't a superhero
You: Oh yes he is
Stranger: and your dad isn't a histrical figure
You: Oh, but he is
Stranger: and Nope isn't the god of Non-Existance
You: Never said he was
Stranger: so you're not taking this seriously at all
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

KadeBL_ID12958 · February 10, 2011, 09:44:43 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: I swear to god if you say asl
Stranger: i wont !
Stranger: lol
You: Goody
Stranger: lol but i would like to know if your f/m :)
You: ASDSFKFOSJGS:
You: Male
Stranger: Sorry !
You: lol
Stranger: okay lol now our convo can start !
You: YAY
Stranger: so whats up !?
You: So i heard you slipped that hobo some steroids last week
Stranger: damn it ! howd that get around so fast
You: A little birdie told me
Stranger: imma kill that loving bird !
You: I already did
Stranger: ooh thanks
You: I taped him to a wall and flung toothpaste at him
Stranger: nice onee !
You: Hehehehe
You: Your dog is next
You: !
Stranger: WHAT !?
You: Yes.
You: Only i'll fling curdled milk
Stranger: no please dont !
Stranger: hes only young !
You: He can handle it
Stranger: no no he cant please i beg of you @
Stranger: !**
You: I have no SOUL.
Stranger: NOO
You: NYEHEHEHEHEE
Stranger: please ill do anything !
You: Next your guinea pig
You: then your hamster
You: AND THEN YOUR SOUL
You: i'll eat them all
Stranger: MY SOUL !!
You: with TOOTHPASTE!
Stranger: NO
You: AHAHAHAHA
Stranger: NONONONONO
Stranger: please what do you wanT!
You: I'm sorry but i just want you
You: back
Stranger: back ?
You: I want you back babe
Stranger: well you can have me if only you dont do all that stuff
You: Okokok i wont kill your dog with milk
Stranger: oh thank god
You: Where'd you go babe
Stranger: here
You: Here is france?
Stranger: france no im in canada
You: Eh
You: I hate you now babe
Stranger: i dont say that !
You: Pffffffffffft
You: I'm dumping you ish
You: bish
Stranger: :O well whatever i dont even say eh
Stranger: your notworth it
You: Meow
You: forget JEW
You: I WANT MY MONEY BACK
Stranger: im not a jew either and your never getting your money back !
You: :C
You: WJAFIPAHGFHGOPA
You have disconnected.

JamestheLeet · February 10, 2011, 09:50:18 PM

Quote

You: hi
Stranger: I am God. You may ask me one question, and one question only. Choose wisely. :)
You: I thought you would type faster.
Stranger: God does what he wants.
You: So he wants to remain anonymous?
Stranger: I like to create suspense. Like a good mystery book.
Stranger: Until you ask your question God is God.
Stranger: then God will decide to reveal himself if he/she wants to
You: :u
Stranger: And your chosen question is...?
You: Should I post this on the Blockland forums for teh luls?
Stranger: God says yes.

lol.

VerticalHorizon · February 10, 2011, 09:52:56 PM

I talked to myself masturbating a few weeks ago, it was pretty surreal.

KadeBL_ID12958 · February 10, 2011, 09:53:56 PM

Quote from: VerticalHorizon on February 10, 2011, 09:52:56 PM

I talked to myself masturbating a few weeks ago, it was pretty surreal.

Oh god no i got a mental image :(

Trogtor · February 10, 2011, 09:56:16 PM

WEBCAM CHAT

Your webcam:
:) Hai

Their webcam:
8===D

You say:
OH SHEET!

* Disconnected*

JamestheLeet · February 10, 2011, 10:01:03 PM

Quote

Stranger: Are you a dirty girl looking for a master to control you?
You: Want me to steam up my wiener and stick it in your buns?

TristanLuigi · February 10, 2011, 10:03:07 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: BLLLAAAa
Stranger: did you just vomit
You: No, I just used random attack :3
Stranger: oh
You: do u play blockland
You: do you?
Stranger: no sorry
You: you should its fun
Stranger: thanks
You: whats the point of this site anyway?
Stranger: uh you talk to starngers
Stranger: LIKE ME
Stranger: HELLO
You: ANDZ ME!
You: =3
Stranger: oh also cyber love
You: doh
You: i can make a omegle sign
Stranger: lots of cyber love\
You: Ω
You: ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
Stranger: and many nice men offering to show me their snake
You: T.T
Stranger: how do you do that
You: Ω <-- character map
Stranger: oh
You: i just noticed the website bar thing dances sometimes
You: its kinda kewl
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: where are you from starnger
You: nt telling you. not takin chances
You: well im from usa and thats as far as ill go
Stranger: ok can I guess?
Stranger: Kansas
You: nop
Stranger: ok well I am going to pretend you are fro Kansas
You: it starts with A :3
Stranger: and you name is pepe
Stranger: no its starts with a K
You: � WRONG
You: A.
Stranger: alaska?
You: nop
You: second is r
Stranger: arkensaw?
Stranger: I know I didnt spell that properley
Stranger: dude I really dont care that much
You: ok den
You: arizona
Stranger: I am from montreal if you care
You: my dad was boren there
Stranger: ok cool
Then he disconected.