Author Topic: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls. (Read 169352 times)

otto-san · February 10, 2011, 10:04:37 PM

Stranger: asl ?
You: Vocal cords
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I met a somewhat intelligent one.

Stranger: Oh hi
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: Blockland
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: impressive
You: i know
You: So
You: dat cat planet
Stranger: is it?
Stranger: I've never been.
You: You always are a little fairy girl.
You: :D
Stranger: yeah, but girls like that.
You: Well, I don't think that girls can appreciate cat planet.
You: it has crows in the center of the earth
You: silly crows aren't cat planet cat planet cats
Stranger: I can see how this might be a concern.
Stranger: Someone should alert the president.
You: Or the prime minister. :o
You: Of
You: canada
Stranger: No, I mean the president of the world.
Stranger: Obama
You: oh that one
Stranger: Screw Stephen Harper.
You: Lol
You: What about Hugo Chavez
You: More importantly
Stranger: What about David Hasslehoff?
You: What about the king cat of cat planet cat planet cat planet?
Stranger: william murderfacemurderfacemurderfac e
You: that's impossible.
Stranger: Man, my trash can makes it look like I spend all my time masturbating.
Stranger: But I've just had a runny nose for weeks.
You: :o
You: feels bad
Stranger: plus all that procrastination
You: haha
Stranger: So what's your position on partying all night and sleeping all day?
You: Well, you have to take into consideration that
You: Some people have not been far as decided to use go better make look more like.
You: Which may, of course, interfere
You: with doing so
You: Does that make sence?
You: Sense?
Stranger: it makes all the cents
Stranger: scents*
You: indeed it does.
Stranger: Ok, dude
Stranger: forget this
Stranger: this is forgeted
You: lol
Stranger: I gotta go for a walk or something
Stranger: an adventure through the mountains
You: you do that.
Stranger: I'll leave at 4
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Jacob/Lee · February 10, 2011, 10:05:58 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: horny male?
You: Nay.
Stranger: wanna see naked pictures of me
-research link-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone from Across · February 10, 2011, 10:12:38 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey, 15 Male from Canada
You: Hi, 16 Female from US. <-----Yeah, I lied here. Just felt like messing with him.
Stranger: What's up?
You: Nothin'.
You: Chillin.
You: You?
Stranger: Listening to music
You: Cool, cool.
Stranger: Yeah
You: Hey, you wanna meet up somewhere sometime?
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: No thanks
You: Alrighty.
You: Anyways, I was just joking.
You: I'm 13 Male US.
Stranger: Yeah, I figured you weren't a girl
You: Hah, how'd you know?
Stranger: Cus, there's barely any on Omegle, ever =P
You: Right. :P
Stranger: So yeah
Stranger: Godd bye young one
Stranger: Good*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not so much of a bad conversation. MOVING ON.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: Hiya.
Stranger: asl?
You: Kiss my ass, 1601603, Arabia.
You have disconnected.

Ahahaha.

Jacob/Lee · February 10, 2011, 10:52:01 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Heyy, do u have kids?
You: No, why do you ask?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I smell an Internet child enthusiast.

Joeboy · February 17, 2011, 06:37:17 PM

Bump.

Stranger: asl
You: 6/f/uk
You: *16
Stranger: 15 m usa
You: ok
Stranger: horny?
You: hehe
You: kinda
You: ;)
Stranger: loveyy
Stranger: what are you wearing
You: Um
You: not much
Stranger: all i got is boxers ;)
You: Oh ;)
Stranger: youre making me really hard
You: oh hehe
You: how hard?
Stranger: rock hard
You: hot
You: ;)
Stranger: wanna cam?
You: i would but my cam isnt working :(
Stranger: send pics?
You: Maybe
You: if you be a good boy ;)
Stranger: and how do i be a good boy ;)
You: well
You: use your imagination ;)
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i press you against your bed kissing your neck
You: ohh
You: i like this ;)
Stranger: i start kissing lower and start to pull off your shirt and bra
You: mmm
Stranger: i lick around your nipples and once give a small nibble
You: ohhh
You: <3
Stranger: i lick and nibble while my hand slowly moves down to your wet pusillanimous individual
You: uhhhh <3
Stranger: i moves your panties aside and put my middle finger on your clit
You: OHH! <3
You: more...
Stranger: maybe if a pic...
You: Well...
You: You could do a little more...
You: for me <3
Stranger: 1 pic for now babe
You: oh, oook.
Stranger: whats it offffff
You: huh?
Stranger: got the pic?
Stranger: ;)
You: Yeah hang on, be patient ;)
You: ok almost done
Stranger: good :)
You: Ok it's a url
You: here: http://img-cluster1.dannychoo.com/cgm/ecommerce/dannychoo/images/large/27fb1bd12207bb5d0aa6becb486e9c79.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The picture I sent was a picture of a trap. ;D

IkeTheGeneric · February 17, 2011, 06:42:48 PM

You: AA QUICK LISTEN
Stranger: as?
You: THERES SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR BANGING HARD
You: HE HAS A GUN
You: What was the cheatcode to contra again?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I like beagles.
Stranger: me too:D
You: I guess we have something in common.
Stranger: haha i guess we do:D awesommmeee
You: I still can't believe for such a small dog it has so much meat on it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hello.
You: Hi.
You: What loverly weather around the michiana area.
You: Quite warm.
Stranger: Been warm around here too.
Stranger: Quite nice.
You: Yeah.
You: I did your mom
You have disconnected.

Joeboy · February 17, 2011, 06:52:28 PM

Oh Ike.

:3

Gearz · February 17, 2011, 07:08:18 PM

Someone just spammed faces.

ALSO, when someone asked me for ASL, I said "No, I don't know sign language."

Gearz · February 17, 2011, 07:11:04 PM

You made my page stretch. :c

TomTheGeek� · February 17, 2011, 07:17:28 PM

I talked to one of my friends I go to Omegle, and she thinks I am a werido now ;c.

TheScout · February 17, 2011, 07:20:04 PM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on February 17, 2011, 06:42:48 PM

You: I like beagles.
Stranger: me too:D
You: I guess we have something in common.
Stranger: haha i guess we do:D awesommmeee
You: I still can't believe for such a small dog it has so much meat on it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OH MY GOD
I BROKE MY LAUGH BOX

Flush535 · February 17, 2011, 08:31:52 PM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on February 17, 2011, 06:42:48 PM

You live in Michigan? :o!

? · February 17, 2011, 08:36:15 PM

Has anyone come up with a secret code for blockland members to say to eachother to identify eachother yet?

otto-san · February 17, 2011, 08:37:06 PM

How about we just say "DON'T SAY ASL OR I WILL KILL YOU"

IkeTheGeneric · February 17, 2011, 08:49:22 PM

Quote from: Flush535 on February 17, 2011, 08:31:52 PM

You live in Michigan? :o!

Yes.