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Stranger: im 12
You: and what is this
Stranger: .........
You: trollface.jpg
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You: DON'T SAY ASL OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH A SPORK
Stranger: Ah, I usually say rake, but okay
You: Eh?
Stranger: Rakes, you know....rakes
You: ah
You: rakes
You: indeed
You: Why is there no documentory on rakes
Stranger: an agricultural implement with teeth or tines for gathering cut grass, hay, or the like or for smoothing the surface of the ground.
You: Or maybe a copypasta of a rake
Stranger: I don't like pasta.
Stranger: No, I lied, I do like pasta
Stranger: See usually I threaten to castrate the horny males on here with a rake
Stranger: but sporks work too
You: ah
You: the loving horny males
You: How do they work
Stranger: All the blood is not in there brain, rather it is in.....other bodily organs
Stranger: their*
You: Blood sperm?
Stranger: My typing is atrocious today
Stranger: No, blood erections ;)
You: naught as muc as mien lole!111!
Stranger: I don't speak..that language
You: I don't even what i even said
Stranger: I think you said pigs somewhere in there
You: Pigs in a blanket, maybe?
Stranger: Muc: pig
You: ah
You: also
You: I have created a great slogan for this website
Stranger: Let's hear it then
You: "Omegle, Talk to strangers! ,And watch the sad amount of men trying to find girls"
Stranger: amount of sad men*
Stranger: See there is not a sad amount. Seeing as we are the few are far between
You: ah
You: i do not comprendo
Stranger: and*
Stranger: Yo hablo tu taco?
You: No I want mustard on my taco
Stranger: Yo soy intelligente a las espanol
You: or maybe soy sauce
You: whatever is on it i don't want "Hablo" sauce.
Stranger: there are no tacos here
You: WHAT
Stranger: Hablo means talk..I think
You: MY DREAMS
You: *dramatic pause*
Stranger: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
You: DRAMATIC MUSIC
PAUSE
Stranger: Oh..too early then
You: How does one hablo
Stranger: Me hablo much
Stranger: mucho*
You: I hablo too much on my goddamn habloboard
Stranger: But actually I am quite shy in real life
You: "quite shy"
Stranger: No really shy, I guess. I just don't like interacting much
You: Are we twins
You: That is like, exactly me.
Stranger: Probably
Stranger: There was this party, and I sat and read in the corner the whole time
You: I'd probably sit and play a video game.
Stranger: Are you male? -_-
You: yes
You: But not horny
Stranger: O_O
You: like the loving 30% of these people.
Stranger: Or maybe 99.9%
Stranger: My friend is being mean to me.
Stranger: He keeps calling me his grandmother
You: Kill him with a rake
You: up the ass
Stranger: Just because my name is Máiréad/Margaret
Stranger: And I wear white cardigans and pearl necklaces and do my homework
Stranger: Do I sound like a grandmother?
You: No.
You: However i am stupid so i cannot say margaret without it sounding like "MARGEREGT"
Stranger: Why?
You: read first four words
Stranger: My name is actually Máiréad, but people can't pronounce it so I am just known as Margaret
Stranger: Marge?
Stranger: Arghh I hate that nickname!
You: I just the nickname "just"
You: it's always like someone's saying something and then they suddenly STOP
You: and I'm confused
You: LOOK
You: I SAID JUST WHERE I SHOULD HAVE SAID HATE
You: AHGHGH
Stranger: ....
Stranger: If you don't mind, where do you live?
You: Erm
You: *lovingtowni'minsnip*.
Stranger: Where is that?
Stranger: I meant country, but okay...
You: oh
You: Derp
Stranger: Derp?
You: yes
You: United states of i don't know
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: Guess where i live!
You: ENGLAND
Stranger: No!
You: Trollface.png
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I live close to England...
You: dot dot dot
Stranger: Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot
Stranger: Ask yourself, what countries are close to England
You: "However i am stupid"
You: it's like
You: when i don't want to remember something
Stranger: I really am not following
You: When i want to remember something, i can't; when I don't, I can remember it.
You: it's like my brain is loving with me
Stranger: Okay..
Stranger: I live in Ireland
You: again with the dots
Stranger: Yes, I love ze dots
You: What? did you suddenly turn french?
Stranger: Yes.
You: I forgot how to hablo
You: why am i snorting
Stranger: I live in America now though.
You: So.
You: Hmm
You: I can't remember what I was going to say.
You: God damnit
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: Where are you from?
Stranger: Like heritage wise
You: erm
You: My father is australian.
You: My mother is from the Usa again.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I must go. It's 4