Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

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you: YOU ARE A WORTHLESS GRUB

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Stranger: Hey
Stranger: what is Op?
You: a cigarette
Stranger: forget
Stranger: i was on my last bullet
Stranger: alright keep on living
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Stranger:  Hi
Are you?
A. Male looking for decent chat
B. Female looking for decent chat
C. Horny male looking for horny female
D. Horny female looking for horny male
E. Male looking for facebook friend
F. Female looking for facebook friend
You: G. go forget yourself
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Stranger: Hey
Stranger: what is Op?
You: a cigarette
Stranger: forget
Stranger: i was on my last bullet
Stranger: alright keep on living
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Stranger: What is OP ?
You: a cigarette
Stranger: forget, i just got a reload :P
You: huehue
Stranger: i was hoping for some brainmatter all over :D
You: huehue
You: i saw this on blockland forums
You: You wouldn't happen to be there, by any chance, would you?
Stranger: Nope :P
You: oh
Stranger: Unkless you understand this
Stranger: feelsgoodman.jpg
You: fapfapfap
Stranger: Lulz
Stranger: Herp?
You: huehue
You: derp?
Stranger: Yeah, im on to you /b/¨
You: lolwut
Stranger: U mad ?
You: no u
Stranger: Riddle me this, What is a monday that has fame ?
You: i give up
You: what is it
Stranger: THE GAME :P
You: i lost the game
You: D:
You: hahahahah
You: FFFUU
Stranger: *Cool guy pose*
You: *shades*
Stranger: *cak?*
Stranger: cake**
Stranger: :P
You: THE CAKE IS A LIE
Stranger: Your on a roll :D I LOVE U /B/RO :D
You: huehuehue
Stranger: 256 blocks of dirt
You: ah
You: minecraft, much?
Stranger: Yes ! Correct answer
You: HAHAHAHAH
You: moae
You: moar
Stranger: What is small and rhymes with ibiza ??
Stranger: That ones not so good :P but you got it anyway ;D
You: small pen0r
You: my best guess lol
You: idk
Stranger: CHeese Pizza :P
You: DAMN ME
You: any more?
You: hueeee
Stranger: Yes just a sec :P
Stranger: i gotta find them :P
Stranger: It has glasses and they are growing old on /B/
Stranger: Alot harder :P
You: Deal_with_it.png
You: *.gif
Stranger: That is one of the answers i guess, i was thinking of You raff you rose :P
Stranger: ruse :P sorry
You: ohhohoh
You: admadmdddddd
Stranger: Okay easy one
Stranger: Its hairy :P
You: whar
Stranger: Thats all there is to it :P else its to easy
You: oh
You: gimme the easy ones
You: see if i can get em
Stranger: It starts out good and ends up getting sad waiting for anon to delivar
You: is this all on /b/?
You: i mean, most of the memes and such
Stranger: Nope, home made its in a word document :P and yes i base them on memes and general /b/ threads
You: oh
Stranger: They are made over a year or something, so many of them are old and not that good :P
You: i dont know that one, sadly
You: and abused mostly
Stranger: Promises to show tits :P
You: tits or gtfo
You: amiright?
Stranger: Yes :P
You: hahahahah
Stranger: Alright i will now give u a brand new one cuz i kind find my document :P
Stranger: and i dont remember everything :D
You: is that the question?
Stranger: Im green and i've got a female version too :D
You: uh
Stranger: Hints?
You: sure
Stranger: "TV remote falls under couch, its loving gone man"
You: agsggs
You: another hint?
You: gah i dont know that one :P
Stranger: Many people relate me to facebook even though they are far away from right :D
You: uh
You: forget this one is hard
You: um
Stranger: Im an animal :P
You: furry
Stranger: Smaller than a dog
Stranger: Still the other one :P so no, not furry
You: DAMN
You: uh
You: \smaller than a dog, a
You: i honestly dont know
Stranger: Im a frog :P
You: DAMN FUFUFUFUFCCL
You: i was thinking about a mouse or something lol
You: way wrong
Stranger: You got it now ?
You: yeah
You: anyy moar
Stranger: What then ?? :D
You: i thought that was it
Stranger: No, what is it based on :D
You: and you were saying "you understand?"
You: oh dammit
You: let me think
Stranger: Take your time :D
You: um
You: i give up D:
Stranger: Foul Bachelor Frog :P FBF
Stranger: :D
You: fhahfahfhaf
You: another one?
Stranger: Okay last one :D
Stranger: I wear socks with sandals :D
You: jdjdjd
You: uh
You: hints?
Stranger: My face is impossible to recreate in real  life :D
You: TROLL FACE
Stranger: YES!!!! :D
You: YEESSSS
Stranger: okay i cant invent any more :P i need coffee :P
You: huehue
I encountered the same person lolz

I encountered the same person lolz
I did too but he was being a poop
and was dumb like a butt

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Stranger: im 12
You: and what is this
Stranger: .........
You: trollface.jpg

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You: DON'T SAY ASL OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH A SPORK
Stranger: Ah, I usually say rake, but okay
You: Eh?
Stranger: Rakes, you know....rakes
You: ah
You: rakes
You: indeed
You: Why is there no documentory on rakes
Stranger: an agricultural implement with teeth or tines for gathering cut grass, hay, or the like or for smoothing the surface of the ground.
You: Or maybe a copypasta of a rake
Stranger: I don't like pasta.
Stranger: No, I lied, I do like pasta
Stranger: See usually I threaten to castrate the horny males on here with a rake
Stranger: but sporks work too
You: ah
You: the loving horny males
You: How do they work
Stranger: All the blood is not in there brain, rather it is in.....other bodily organs
Stranger: their*
You: Blood sperm?
Stranger: My typing is atrocious today
Stranger: No, blood erections ;)
You: naught as muc as mien lole!111!
Stranger: I don't speak..that language
You: I don't even what i even said
Stranger: I think you said pigs somewhere in there
You: Pigs in a blanket, maybe?
Stranger: Muc: pig
You: ah
You: also
You: I have created a great slogan for this website
Stranger: Let's hear it then
You: "Omegle, Talk to strangers! ,And watch the sad amount of men trying to find girls"
Stranger: amount of sad men*
Stranger: See there is not a sad amount. Seeing as we are the few are far between
You: ah
You: i do not comprendo
Stranger: and*
Stranger: Yo hablo tu taco?
You: No I want mustard on my taco
Stranger: Yo soy intelligente a las espanol
You: or maybe soy sauce
You: whatever is on it i don't want "Hablo" sauce.
Stranger: there are no tacos here
You: WHAT
Stranger: Hablo means talk..I think
You: MY DREAMS
You: *dramatic pause*
Stranger: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
You: DRAMATIC MUSIC
PAUSE
Stranger: Oh..too early then
You: How does one hablo
Stranger: Me hablo much
Stranger: mucho*
You: I hablo too much on my goddamn habloboard
Stranger: But actually I am quite shy in real life
You: "quite shy"
Stranger: No really shy, I guess. I just don't like interacting much
You: Are we twins
You: That is like, exactly me.
Stranger: Probably
Stranger: There was this party, and I sat and read in the corner the whole time
You: I'd probably sit and play a video game.
Stranger: Are you male? -_-
You: yes
You: But not horny
Stranger: O_O
You: like the loving 30% of these people.
Stranger: Or maybe 99.9%
Stranger: My friend is being mean to me.
Stranger: He keeps calling me his grandmother
You: Kill him with a rake
You: up the ass
Stranger: Just because my name is Máiréad/Margaret
Stranger: And I wear white cardigans and pearl necklaces and do my homework
Stranger: Do I sound like a grandmother?
You: No.
You: However i am stupid so i cannot say margaret without it sounding like "MARGEREGT"
Stranger: Why?
You: read first four words
Stranger: My name is actually Máiréad, but people can't pronounce it so I am just known as Margaret
Stranger: Marge?
Stranger: Arghh I hate that nickname!
You: I just the nickname "just"
You: it's always like someone's saying something and then they suddenly STOP
You: and I'm confused
You: LOOK
You: I SAID JUST WHERE I SHOULD HAVE SAID HATE
You: AHGHGH
Stranger: ....
Stranger: If you don't mind, where do you live?
You: Erm
You: *lovingtowni'minsnip*.
Stranger: Where is that?
Stranger: I meant country, but okay...
You: oh
You: Derp
Stranger: Derp?
You: yes
You: United states of i don't know
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: Guess where i live!
You: ENGLAND
Stranger: No!
You: Trollface.png
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I live close to England...
You: dot dot dot
Stranger: Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot
Stranger: Ask yourself, what countries are close to England
You: "However i am stupid"
You: it's like
You: when i don't want to remember something
Stranger: I really am not following
You: When i want to remember something, i can't; when I don't, I can remember it.
You: it's like my brain is loving with me
Stranger: Okay..
Stranger: I live in Ireland
You: again with the dots
Stranger: Yes, I love ze dots
You: What? did you suddenly turn french?
Stranger: Yes.
You: I forgot how to hablo
You: why am i snorting
Stranger: I live in America now though.
You: So.
You: Hmm
You: I can't remember what I was going to say.
You: God damnit
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: Where are you from?
Stranger: Like heritage wise
You: erm
You: My father is australian.
You: My mother is from the Usa again.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I must go. It's 4
« Last Edit: March 03, 2011, 10:43:45 PM by brawlman14365 »

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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello! :)
You: Do you think this is a good start?
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You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello.
You: Copypasta?
Stranger: No.
You: No.
You: Yes?
Stranger: What?
You: What?
You: Yes.
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Stranger: y would i care about this?
You: YOU ARE NEXT.
You: :3
Stranger: oh i see what ur doing
Stranger: interesting
You: JES
You: VERY.
Stranger: i applaud u sir 
You: I agree.
You: I agree.
Stranger: and u know what?
You: I agree.
Stranger: ur next...
You: I agree.

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You: Do you know this person?
You: :3
Stranger: Not that I know of.
You: Copypasta?
Stranger: Pastespaghetti?
You: Rastafarian?
Stranger: 458 Italia?
You: Fat chicks?
Stranger: I think of Ferraris when any sort of pasta is mentioned.
Stranger: Especially their 612 Scaglietti model.
Stranger: Looks like it says 612 spaghetti.
You: I think about my mother, from heartland in mother russia.
Stranger: I'm going to buy a Ferrari 612 Spaghetti some day.
Stranger: They're a fine looking car.
Stranger: And the engine is where it belongs, up front.
You: My engine is in yo momma front.
Stranger: I know.
You: Will you have love with me?
Stranger: Take that one up with my girlfriend.
Stranger: I don't know if she'll share me.
You: I WILL SLAP HER>
Stranger: Be careful.
You: PLEASURE IS MENT TO BE SHARED!
Stranger: She's awfully tough for being a girl.
You: I WILL RAPE, SLAP AND BURY HER BODY WITH THE OTHERS.
Stranger: Then you'll have me to deal with.
Stranger: Don't get me angry.
Stranger: You'll regret it.
You: You are defending her? I thought you loved me!

Stranger: I do, secretly.
Stranger: Don't let her know.

Phantom of the opera.

Bump.
You're talking to a random stranger.

You: Helli
Stranger: I FARTED
You: K
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Awesome
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU?
You: Love
Stranger: WHAT ARE MONKEYS?
You: So don't hurt me
Stranger: WHY DO I HAVE BLOOD ON MY UNDERWEAR?
You: You are odd.
Stranger: WHAT IS LOVE?
You: Ow
Stranger: LOVE STINKS
You: BABY DON'T HURT ME
You: OK
Stranger: I LOVE BABIES
You: GOOD
Stranger: BABIES ARE NIIIICE
You: YEAH
Stranger: I WANT ONE
Stranger: NAO
You: SO TASTY
Stranger: OKAY
You: YEAH
Stranger: LEGGO BOOM BOOM AND BANG BANG!
Stranger: :D
You: I EAT BABIES MOTHERforgetER
You: YYYYYEEERESSSAAAAAHHHHH
Stranger: I WANT BABIES COMMIN' OUT MY CUNT.
You: AGFSTGB
You: EW
You: WAT
Stranger: NAO.
You: THEN stuff A BABY
Stranger: BABIES SHOOT OUT MY CUNT
You: NO
You: OUT YOU ASS
You: BITXH
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
You: WHILE MAKING ME ASAMMICJ
Stranger: ILY<3
You: OK
You: IM STRAIGHT THPUGH
Stranger: CAN WE GO BOOM BOOM?
Stranger: LETS MAKE MY HOUSE SHAKE!
You: STRAIGHT
Stranger: IM STRAIGHT TO FOO.
You: BUTY OUR A GIRL
You: BUTY WAT
Stranger: IM A BOY.
Stranger: I HAVE A richard.
Stranger: I HAVE A snake.
Stranger: I HAVE CUM.
Stranger: XD
You: ONLY GIRLS HAVE CUNTS
You: GUYS XANT GIVE BIRTH
Stranger: OH WELL
Stranger: THEN IM TRANS.
You: EH
Stranger: OKAY
You: LADY GAGS
You: A
You: forget
Stranger: BITCH LADY GAGA HAS A CUNT
Stranger: NOT LIKE YOU
Stranger: d;
You: LADY GAGA IS ALIEN
Stranger: NNOOOO
Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBER IS!
You: YUS
You: TRUE
You: NO JB IS GIRL AMICOOLYET
Stranger: CAN I HAVE love WITH BEYONCE?
You: WHO
You: I LIVE UNDER A ROCK
You: MANY ROCKS
Stranger: I WANNA HAND JOB
You: THEN FAP FOO
Stranger: I LIVE UNDER A ROOF
You: NOWAI
Stranger: HAWAII?
You: COOL PLACE
Stranger: WTH??
Stranger: I LOVE PUSSAAAYS<3
Stranger: I LOVE BOOBS
You: I LIKE CATS TLOO
Stranger: I RAPED A GUY
You: GAAAAY
Stranger: K BYE
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Not perverted, as confusing and hilarious as hell.

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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: omg stranger danger
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: is this daisy evans?
You: ...
You: no
Stranger: fk u
You: who is daisy evans
You: and lol
You: i am michael
You: who're u
Stranger: i dnt care whoo u are, forget off
You: you forget off
You: i was here first
Stranger: forget off you tramp
You: go jack yourself off to your little cousin you soggy vagina
Stranger: yeah good one?:L
Stranger: loving perv.
Stranger: naa, im good.
You: swallow your own faeces and then regurgitate them through your nose you squareheaded nobend
Stranger: LOL best come back ever! go forget urself you and ur mum and ur dad
You: go forget your gutter and jizz on the rat you've kept alive with the blood from your undersized star fish
You: freakin creep.
Stranger: LOL go forget ur mum
Stranger: ive alreay done ur dad
You: god you are so unoriginal :(
Stranger: lol
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I was surprised how fast I was coming up with this stuff :L

oh my god i laughed
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Stranger: m/f/gay?
You: all three
Stranger: good for u
You: i know
Stranger: BITCH!
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Lol.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
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Stranger: VAS HAPPENIN'?
You: VAT?

You: ARE YOU FROM THE BL FORUMS?

Stranger: BLAME NIALL
Stranger: BL?
Stranger: DEFINE IT
You: BLOCKLANDZ

Stranger: NOT
You: THE CONSERVATION IS OVER THEN :o.
Stranger: I'M FROM X FACTOR
You: HAX

You: GOODBYE

Stranger: YOU
Stranger: DON'T
Stranger: LIKE IT? :/
You: GOODBYE

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Stranger: VAS HAPPENIN'?
You: VAT?

You: ARE YOU FROM THE BL FORUMS?

Stranger: BLAME NIALL
Stranger: BL?
Stranger: DEFINE IT
You: BLOCKLANDZ

Stranger: NOT
You: THE CONSERVATION IS OVER THEN :o.
Stranger: I'M FROM X FACTOR
You: HAX

You: GOODBYE

Stranger: YOU
Stranger: DON'T
Stranger: LIKE IT? :/
You: GOODBYE

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Stranger: hey
You: I liek toast
Stranger: always?
Stranger: or just now?
You: TOAST

You: DOUBLE POAST TOAST

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No toast D:?

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Stranger: age, love ?
You: phone
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Stranger: horny?
You: Is that a straight jacket?
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Stranger: hi?
You: not lately
You: wait
You: no
You: yes
Stranger: ..
You: HI
You: HELLp
You: HELLO
Stranger: HI
You: I LOVE TALKING TO PEOPLE
Stranger: NOW BYE
You: HOW ARE YOU
You: HI
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Stranger: hey
You: VINCE HERE WITH SHAMWOW

You: SHAMWOW IS JUST ANOTHER TOWEL

Stranger: COOLIO
You: DONT WASTE YOUR loving MONEY

Stranger: ok i wont
You: DONT

Stranger: they seem cool though
You: WAFFLEZ

Stranger: i might get one just to seee lol
You: IT"LL SPREAD AROUND DIRT ON YOUR CAR

Stranger: oooh wafflesare good

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You: BILLMAYS HERE WITH OXI CLEAN
You: IT WILL MAKE YOUR WHOLE BLACK SHIRT WHITE

Stranger: trolololol
You: DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS

You: TrollFace.Png
Stranger: what is air o.o
You: NAO OVER TO VINCE
You: Air is air
You: VINCE WITH SHAMWOW
Stranger: herp derp
You: ITS JUST ANOTHER TOWEL
AADvenu
« Last Edit: March 18, 2011, 08:22:15 PM by RyanTheArcher »