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Stocking

« March 18, 2011, 07:47:39 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: 20 m bangalore (horny), asl?
You: 16f
You: ur horny?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i have a 5.5 inch black penis.
You: i hate black people, they always steal stuff and touch girls on trains
You: and 5.5 is REALLY, REALLY small
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: how big would you want it to be?
You: i think my last bf was 15 and he was 6.7 inches
Stranger: balss
Stranger: balls impossible
Stranger: what was his height?
You: 155cm i think
Stranger: haha no way
Stranger: You're just lying.
Stranger: he would have 4.5 to 5 inches only.
You: http://www.topix.com/forum/world/australia/TKL6IMOET9PPHNQOA
You: ...
You: according to bbc indians have the smallest penises in teh world
Stranger: not indians asians
You: asians are bigger
Stranger: Balls no way
Stranger: they're smaller
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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StarkMan

« March 18, 2011, 08:10:21 PM »

Bump.
Stranger: STOP!
You: HAMMER TIME!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: FINALLY!
Stranger: you are the first person to answer correctly in 45 minutes!
You: lol.
You: bro no one knows about memes on omegle
You: just
You: "asl r u horny"
Stranger: haha
Stranger: true that
Stranger: i'm pretty sure i piss off a lot of people
You: lol.
You: when someone asks me asl, i say
You: 46 living with my mom
Stranger: ah that's a good plan
Stranger: i think i'll do that from now on
You: brofist over the internet
Stranger: *epic brofist*
Stranger: internetz for you
You: yey
Stranger: well it has been an absolute pleasure talking to you good sir
Stranger: i shall take my leave now
You: a
You: leave and i will slit your throat
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: i don't want that to happen
Stranger: what happens if my internet freezes
You: before you go
Stranger: or my computer crashes!!!!
You: before you go
Stranger: ok
You: you haz steam
You: rite
Stranger: i haz cheeseburger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
He was coolbr0 before he said "i haz cheeseburger"
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KadeBL_ID12958

« March 18, 2011, 08:15:10 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey asl
You: 57 horny alien um USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: wut up
You: the sky
Stranger: ok im f16
Stranger: and u
You: um
You: 7900 horny alien
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: WOW
You: lol
Stranger: i like
You: ORLY
Stranger: how old r u
You: Meet me in IM 7900
You: MEET ME IN GALXIA SQUARE OF PLUTO
Stranger: ur stupid
Stranger: r u a nerd
You: I HAVE TRANSLATOR I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, PUNY HUMAN.
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
You: NOW YOU MUST DIE
You: BUT I HAVE TO RUN AWAY
You: BUT I WONT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: HELLO BARRY IS THAT YOU
You: YES
Stranger: REALLY?
You: YES
Stranger: LIES
You: IM HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET WITH MY LAPTOP
You: GET READY
Stranger: you're not barry, you're american
You: Damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: 23523623 alien horny galxia and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>8D
« Last Edit: March 18, 2011, 08:24:27 PM by KadeBL_ID12958 » Logged
StarkMan

« March 18, 2011, 08:32:25 PM »

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Welcome to omegle
You: im not new
Stranger: how may I help you?
Stranger: I know...
Stranger: I guess you don't like me do you.
Stranger: Ok.
You: well
You: i do like you if you know about tf2
Stranger: What the fuck is that
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Pulchritude

« March 18, 2011, 08:45:42 PM »

Haha, I have to love a website that's giving the finger to the number one rule most people's parents give us. All we need now is a website which lets us run on the railroad tracks and ride bikes without helmets...
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Kobewarrior

« March 18, 2011, 09:26:33 PM »

Oh gosh, I can't stop laughing about the Barry thing.
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Jetlok

« March 18, 2011, 10:27:35 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello.
You: Yo.
Stranger: Word, dawg.
You: ._.
Stranger: Wud up, son?
You: Nothing, mother.
Stranger: Yeah, yo you.
Stranger: lol
You: Shall I return to bed?
Stranger: No, sir, it's fine. You may remain awake.
You: Yes mother.
Stranger: Very well.
You: What shall I do while I remain awake?
Stranger: Why, talk to me, my boy. Tell Mother about your day.
You: I sat in the parlor with the cat, staring out the window. I apologize I did not finish my studies in time.
Stranger: Now now, you know I taught you better than that, didn't I?
You: You have, mother. I again apologize for my behavior. I shall see to it that it never happens again.
Stranger: Very well then. Did you bathe the cat, as I asked? You know how filthy he gets.
You: Indeed, mother. He usually cleans himself, but I agree, he was getting too filthy to not be cleaned. I must say, he did not enjoy it.
Stranger: I didn't expect he would. But after spending all bloody day chasing mice the cellar, he needed a good washing. Did he scratch you, my boy?
You: Quite a bit, mother. One of the maids saw to my wounds and properly mended them. I feel much better though, mother. There is nothing to be concerned about.
Stranger: Excellent. I noticed the bandages. I would have brought it up earlier, but I was distracted. Well now, I must be off. Business to attend to. (We can give this up, if you want. lol)
You: Very well, mother. I've noticed the cat was wandering about the corridors which he was not allowed, so I shall go fetch him, then I shall return to bed. Good day, mother. (This is funny :D)
Stranger: That's my boy. ( I agree. This is beautiful.)
You: Have a wonderful day, mother. ( I've never had to be so sophisticated before <3 )
Stranger: Night night, sleep tight. (I do it occasionally, but never for this long. )
You: ( Okay, nowhere else to go now. The end, I guess :P )
Stranger: (It would appear so. lol I guess we could talk normal now, or leave with this wonderful story we created.)
Stranger: (We went from gangsta speak in the beginning to this? What the hell? lol)
You: ( I tried to do the opposite of what you were doing, so I start talking all fancy like, hehe. )
Stranger: (I only talked gangsta cause you opened with "yo". lol)
Stranger: (I think we do both pretty well, which is kinda sad.)
You: (Hehe, yeah. Normally when I do something like this, I can never think of anything to say. But when I act like some fancy child, it's easy to just come up with lines. lol)
Stranger: (It's strangely easy to talk fancy. Like, if you were to paraphrase our conversation it wouldn't be nearly as awesome. We'd just sound stupid. I also imagined us talking with a british accent.)
You: (lol, I did too. well, it suddenly feels really awkward so I'm not sure what to do now. )
Stranger: (Me either. And we keep talking in parenthesis.)
You: (._. Yeah, hehe. ) meow.
Stranger: Woof. ^. .^
You: Hissss!
Stranger: *snarl snarl growl*
You: Mreow! Hissss! *bat bat*
Stranger: *snarl* *bites cat around the neck* *shakes head agressively*
You: Mr-HCCC! *cat goes limp as it's bitten, and explodes immediately*
Stranger: *gets wounded from exploding cat carcass*
You: *the remains of the cat slowly roll together into a pile, which goes brown and sweet to create.. cat shaped chocolate!*
You: ( The cat turned into chocolate. *
Stranger: *laps up chocolate.* *convulses* *dies of poisoning*
You: *the soul of the cat descends from heaven, rubbing it's front paws together in a Mr. Burns manner* "Excellent."
Stranger: *dogs soul goes to hell from murdering cats. Your's was not his first victim* Muhawaawhaaw >:)
You: *cat soul starts doing Thriller with other cat souls on the street*
Stranger: *soul burns, dog swears revenge, hearing the dancing cats above him*
You: *the cat's dance is interrupted by a rip in time and space, which is really a portal to Hell.*
Stranger: *ominous growls come from the portal* "Guess who's back?"
You: *the original cat soul makes its way to the back of the group of cats to hide, and a different cat cautiously stalks up to the portal* "Ralph? Izzat you?"
Stranger: "Tommy! You rascal. What are you doing here?" (I'd love to continue this, but I have to go. However, I'm not opposed to keeping in touch)
You: (Aw, boring. That'd be cool to keep in touch :o )
Stranger: (Yahoo, facebook?
You: Yahoo messenger, you mean that? )
Stranger: (Yes.)
You: Got that. Nothing else really, hehe. )
Stranger: (Alrighty. [email protected])
You: (What a wonderful omegle conversation. hehe.)
Stranger: (This one definitely goes down the books. lol)
Stranger: (I also find it odd that we know nothing about each other. lol)
You: (It started with "Yo." :P hehe. yeah, that too. but anyone who seems as awesome as you, i'm willing to get to know. )
Stranger: (Agreed. I'll definitely talk to you later. Nice talking to you this evening, my boy. :) )
You: (You too. Cya later. Have a nice day or whatever time it is there. )
Stranger: (Right back at ya.)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

best. fucking Omegle. ever. I got a friend out of it :D!
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Fireboy

« March 18, 2011, 10:33:22 PM »

this happened in half a second.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Try the adult, fun version of Omegle! [www . [removed lol] . com]
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Alpha Command

« March 18, 2011, 10:56:27 PM »

You are now talking to a random stranger!
Me: hI
Me: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Me: Wait...
Me: DOGS
Me: DICKS EVERYWHERE
Me: RAPIST
Me: RAPISTS EVERYWHERE
Stranger: what
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Alpha Command

« March 18, 2011, 11:01:10 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heey
Me: Hey
Stranger: M or f
Me: M
Stranger: Oh cool i'm a female :)
Stranger: Age?
Me: 2382

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Me: hi
Stranger: 24/m
Me: 24/m
Me: 0987654321
Me: 1234567890
Me: 098765432
Stranger: asl
Me: 1234567890
Me: 0987654321
Your chatting partner has disconnected.
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Alpha Command

« March 18, 2011, 11:09:22 PM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: im 18, male and from australia, im looking for a male or female lookin to get naughty?
You: *random silence
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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ShadowStep

« March 18, 2011, 11:20:13 PM »

LOL, I PRETENDED TO BE A GIRL.

Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: male or female?
You: female
Stranger: age?
You: sorry, i dont like to talk about personal information online :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posting more funny chats

Stranger: male 18 hbu looking for female with webcam
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey do you want pilipino ha an wer you from ah
You have disconnected.

You: hi.
Stranger: hi China 20 boy
You have disconnected.

I cant believe the amount of guys looking for girls lol like you said

unfucking believable
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Hydrabisque

« March 18, 2011, 11:33:58 PM »

You: Do you play blockland?
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I guess he didn't like blockland :c
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Kira100000

« March 18, 2011, 11:56:07 PM »

Stranger: hey there
You: Hi
Stranger: here male gay
You: there male gay
You: everywhere male gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected

hehe
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Talent74

« March 19, 2011, 01:44:25 AM »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: LET ME GUESS
Stranger: asl?
You: CHOCOLATE COVERED COCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: f?
You: PAINIS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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