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Stranger: You are about to get raped by tentacles. What do you do?
You: hey
You: I uh
You: friend
You: I do your mom
Stranger: weak comeback dude
Stranger: gotta work on that
You: how about you
Stranger: Well, depends if I can get away. If I can, I run the forget out of there.
You: yeah you should run if you see me
You: I might molest you
Stranger: ahaha no.
Stranger: I'm taller than most people I know, ain't nobody gonna try and molest me.
You: that just means I have to bend down less
Stranger: I'm 6'4"
You: I'm 7'1
Stranger: Awesome, your balls are in easier reach
You: that's what happens when a horse stands on two legs
Stranger: of the knives I always carry :D
Stranger: Also, don't know why you'd wanna molest a 21 year old guy
You: if I molest you you will probably die
You: horse rooster is pretty painful
Stranger: and you called ME a friend
You: well yeah
You: you'd like it
Stranger: No, I'd probably try to stab you several times
You: even if you
You: are 21 and 6'4 stabbings not going to keep a horse from molesting you
Stranger: No, but the fact that I can climb things WILL stop a horse from molesting me
Stranger: you ain't climbing stuff with hooves :D
Stranger: Also, I slice your richard, and you won't get enough blood density for a hard on
You: hurr durr I'll throw you off
Stranger: I didn't mean climb you
You: you'll pass out then I'll pin you up against a fence and forget you
Stranger: Or I'll climb over a fence, gg
Stranger: Or up a fire escape
Stranger: or a tree
You: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD
You: YOU CANNOT CLIMB A FIRE ESCAPE
Stranger: Did you know that humans have one of the best biological cooling systems in the natural world?
You: how is that relevenat
Stranger: On a hot day, a human can actually outdistance a horse
You: relevant
You: YEAH BUT YOU CAN'T OUTSPEED A HORSE
You: HURR
Stranger: No, but with lower body mass I can outmaneuver one
Stranger: And I'd be able to keep that up for longer
You: NO YOU CAN'T
You: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GRAZING FIELD WHERE HORSES RUN ALL DAY
Stranger: I don't have an entire hindquarters to swing around if I want to turn
You: STRAIGHT PATH TO EVERYWHERE
Stranger: I never said running around things
Stranger: not besides you, at least
Stranger: Stay close to you, and you wouldn't be able to pin me down
You: I'll just bring my four horse friends to help, then.
You: GOOD LUCK
Stranger: Okay. Five horses means more room taken up, and making it even harder for you to make quick turns.
You: okay
Stranger: And again, eventually I'll outlast you.
Stranger: Also, why the forget would I be in the middle of a grazing field
Stranger: check and mate
You: I'll invite my one other horse friend to chase you if you go behind me, and vice versa
You: THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL
Stranger: Well who says it has to be hypothetical on only your terms?
Stranger: lots of grazing fields I've seen have had some trees in them
Stranger: You're just having to bend over backwards to come up with a situation where you actually can make this work
Stranger: I'm kind of flattered that you want to forget me that badly, to be honest
Stranger: I'm sorry I don't swing that way, but would you like an autograph or something?
You: okay I change my mind
You: I'm a tiger
Stranger: Awesome, I've never been to anywhere tigers have been
Stranger: So you chillax down there, rape some native girls or however it is you roll, boys if you want, I'm not gonna judge
You: nah man don't you know
You: I'm your pet tiger
You: and you get hundreds of bitches with my help
Stranger: If I have a pet tiger, it's either gonna be female (if I'm having love with it for whatever weird reason) or fixed
Stranger: So your call. stuck in the body of a female tiger, or stuck in the body of a male tiger with it's balls cut off?
You: oh sorry bro
You: gotta go catch millions of bitches with my huge dragon rooster
You: catch you later
Stranger: xD godspeed
Night Fox is good at pissing people off then getting cool with them real quick.
