Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[Night Fox]

Manycam.
It has a watermark by default, but in some part of the settings, you can remove it.

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[DaSord213]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i
Stranger: hi
You: CAPTAIN MY richard IS EXPANDING
You: WHAT SHOULD I DO
Stranger: :~O
Stranger: omg omg
Stranger: i dont kno
You: HURRY BEFORE IT EXPLODES
Stranger: ice
You: I HAVE THE RARE EXPLODING richard SYNDROME
You: IM ALERGIC TO ICE
You: AAA
Stranger: omg
Stranger: ermm think of naked grannies
Stranger: it should stop
You: DEAR LORD ITS STILL EXPANDING
You: THAT SHOULD HAVE WORKED
You: AAA
Stranger: ohh noo
Stranger: ermm think of naked old guys
Stranger: all wrinkly and saggy
You: STILL NOT WORKING
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: :O
You: WE'RE GOING INTO HYPERDIRVE
You: IT IS TOO
You: AEAFJASLFJKASDLFKJASEF
You: YOU NEED TO HELP MEEEE
You: D:::::
Stranger: omggg
You: THERE'S A TEAR IN THE SIDE
You: IT'S BEGINNING TO RUPTURE
Stranger: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRGGGGGGGH
You: DIDN'T WORK
You: NOW I JUST URINATED BLOOD
Stranger: sit down
You: OKAY
Stranger: ehhhhhhhhhhh
You: IM SITTING
Stranger: working ?
You: AAAAA NO
Stranger: think to ur self
You: I DONT WANT TO BE A WOMAN
You: d:
You: D:
Stranger: if it doesnt stop expanding
Stranger: a dog is gonna eat it
You: HOLY stuff REALLY?
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: yesssssssssss
You: DEAR GOD SOMETHING IS COMING OUT OF THE SIDE
You: BLOOOD
Stranger: im callin it in right now
You: BLOOD EVERYWHERE CAPTAIN
Stranger: ripper
You: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING
You: THERE'S AN ALIEN INSIDE OF MY richard
You: JESUS CHRIST
Stranger: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: GET IT OUT GET I TOUT GET IT OUT AJFASEKLFJASLF
You: pop
You: FACKINGa
You: sefr
Stranger: im not touching it
You: EFASKEFASLFN
Stranger: :L
Stranger: lol
You: good job captain now Im a woman
You: kill me
You: kill me now
Stranger: hahaha whoo
Stranger: :O wat u trying to say
You: the thing that was inside of my richard
You: was you
You: PLOT TWIST
Stranger: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: HOW COULD YOUUU
You: OH MY GOD MY star fish IS EXPANDING
You: eh nothing of value would be lost
You have disconnected.

[Ector]

Stranger: 27 m looking for webcam chat
You: You will disconnect when you find out I'm a guy.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:sadface:

[Night Fox]

You: Hey.
Stranger: hey asl
You: 19 female NYC
Stranger: 18 m miami
Stranger: Horny?
You: yeah
Stranger: Can I be ur slave?
You: stuff yeah
Stranger: Tie me up?
You: no
You: put on a fursuit
Stranger: Ok
You: pics
Stranger: To...
You: proof that you're wearing a fursuit
You: gimme
Stranger: I'm not wearing a fursuit. Its just love chat
You: oh
You: well then put on a fursuit
Stranger: Ok
You: you're my slave
Stranger: Yes I am. I have no power. U have all control
You: well then what the forget are you waiting for
You: put on a fursuit and give me pics
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[nienhaus1]

lol'd at Night fox

[Night Fox]

Stranger: i like little girls
You: omg rly?
You: I do 2!!!1
Stranger: finally
Stranger: i fonud someone
Stranger: have you ever actually done anything?
You: hels ya
Stranger: what???
You: i fuked dat litel babie rite in her but
Stranger: how old are we talkin about?
You: fukin FOR
Stranger: what?!?1
You: FOR YERES OLD
Stranger: thats crazy
You: ikr
Stranger: how was it
Stranger: ?
You: small
Stranger: is that all you have done?
You: no man
You: thts jut yungest i did
Stranger: oh ic
Stranger: you lucky bastard
Stranger: the only thing that happens to me is my lil cousin sits on my lap and i tickle her
You: u tikle her pusy?
Stranger: no just her ribs and stuff but she wiggles around my rooster
You: dats hot
Stranger: what else have you done???
You: i fuked a nien yere old onse
Stranger: did she resist?
You: no man
You: shi lyked it or sum stuff man shi wuldnt let me stpo
Stranger: how old ru?
You: thre
Stranger: what?
You: thre
Stranger: three?
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gear]

Stranger: hi asl
Stranger: plxzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You:Whut
Stranger: M/F
You: M

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This chat is full of pervs

[Night Fox]

And amazingly, if they find out you're male, they leave.

[Night Fox]

GOD loving DAMNIT.
I WAS JUST HAVING A REALLY GREAT CONVERSATION WITH A GUY.
FIFTEEN loving MINUTES.
ALL WASTED BY ONE LITTLE ACCIDENTAL MOUSE CLICK.

[LeetZero]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: What the ufck?
Stranger: ??
You: I don't know.
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine u?
You: Good.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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What the ufck I did wrong? Everything was so well.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi wanna see my 17 inch long richard?
Stranger: yh
Stranger: x
You: Have cam?
You: :X
Stranger: no sorry
You: It's ok.
You: Neither do I.

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[Mr. Wallet]

Doing video chat with me playing mega man 3 as the video feed.

4 instant disconnects, 5th one was this:

Stranger: hi wanna see my rooster?
You: idk
You: nahhh
You: not unless snake man is weak to your rooster
Stranger: lol

[Mr. Wallet]

edited for clarity and to skip stupid bits.

*CONNECTION, I AM PLAYING MEGA MAN 3, SNAKE MAN'S STAGE*
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: awesome
You: these fruckin snakes
You: they don't know who they're dealin with
Stranger: mother loving snakes on a mother loving plane
You: I'm forgetin mega man
Stranger: thats whats up bro
You: I'm from the streets dawg
You: the... robo-streets
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wtf is that
You: gat gat
You: it's a dead bitch is what it is
Stranger: scared me
You: this is the real stuff
Stranger: i can tell
You: you gotta bring yo A game or end up in a gutter
Stranger: no one wants that
Stranger: forgeted that snake up
*I DIED*
Stranger: bro you died
You: aw forget man forgetin cloud bullets
Stranger: when is the funeral?
You: that stuff doesn't even make sense
You: forget
You: I just went tupac
Stranger: huh
You: can't even get to forgetin snake man
Stranger: why
You: becasue these bitches are out numbrering me and makin me fall into pits and stuff
You: I mean it's not even like they're firin bullets at me
You: they DISGUISE THE BULLETS IN forgetIN CLOUDS
You: that is some forgeted up stuff
Stranger: scary
You: I was really glad you weren't a snake
Stranger: hahaha
You: I counted
You: 24 people were not forgetin interested in megaman presumably because they have no life
You: of those, 9 had their snake out and on camera as teh default state
You: idk what kind of masochist you would have to be to not wanna watch mega man 3
You: this is like fifty cent meets tron meets batman
Stranger: im only watching cause this makes me sleepy and i need to go to bed
You: yeah I bet you get sleepy because you're all depressed that you will never be as awesome as mega man
You: his arm is a loving mega buster
Stranger: sweet chat bro
Stranger: but i gotta get some sleep
You: ok how about this
You: you go to sleep
You: I'll save the world as a robot with a giant forgetign laser cannon arm
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: mega man should be in the military with me
Stranger: we would forget stuff up
You: mega man IS the loving military
You: do you see anyone out here fighting with him
You: no they gave up becasue they were like stuff mega man is gonna do ALL of it
Stranger: im not even high and this is funny
You: they're just like we'll just get in his way let's go eat pizza
*I DIED*
You: THAT loving CLOUD BULLET BULLstuff
You: everyone eating pizza or goin to sleep
Stranger: that was my dinenr
You: robot invasion? psh let's send in the dude who blasts loving lasers almost as big as my head
*HE GOES AFK TO SLEEP, PRESUMABLY*
You: snake man is in some deep loving stuff when I find him for putting me through this cloud bullstuff
*I REACH SNAKE MAN*
You: oh this forgeter is in for it now
*I DIED*
You: forget
You: he cheated
You: ok I am ready for his bullstuff now
*I DIED*
You: the forget man
You: this starfish is invulnerable
*I KILLED SNAKE MAN*
You: YEAH forget YOU SNAKE MAN
You: forget YOU
You: I HAD love WITH YOUR MOM AND RUSH HAD love WITH YOUR SNAKE'S MOMS
You: oh stuff I am even more badass that's not even mathematically possible
You: loving search snake
You: forget year
You: I got a password
You: god damn I am the forgetin man I beat that cheating-ass invincible-ass bitch-ass ho-ass bitch
You: man I gotta take a break before my heart explodes from the excitement
You: peace

[Night Fox]

Using the webcam:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: whats that?
You: Steam
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :)
Stranger: steam for what?
You: PC Gaming program
Stranger: wow
Stranger: can you teach me?
You: steampowered.org
You: nono
You: .com
Stranger: hey
Stranger: thats a your friend list?
You: Yes.
Stranger: and you chat with them?
You: Yup.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: like omegle?
You: Kind of, except not random.
Stranger: wew
Stranger: omegle is random huh?
You: I meant, not random people.
Stranger: yes i know
Stranger: can i see your face bro?
You: Nope.
Stranger: -,-
You: Sorry.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: do you have facebook bro?
You: Nope.
Stranger: dont lie
You: Don't lik it or MySpace.
You: Like.
Stranger: NVM
Stranger: okay
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Night Fox]

I have my webcam showing my drawer.

I open with "I'm a drawer."
If it's a person, I then say "Bow down."

If I see a snake:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I'm a drawer.
You: And you are a snake.
You: Lovely.
You have disconnected.

[Skip]

edited for clarity and to skip stupid bits.

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