Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[Night Fox]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I'm a drawer.
You: Bow down?
Stranger: hi
You: Bowing down will make drawer happy like c:
Stranger: ya
Stranger: show your face
You: This is my face, silly Indian.
You: I'm a drawer, remember?
Stranger: okool kids klub
Stranger: but it is nonliving
You: This one is, it has a magical Deku spirit.
Stranger: very fanyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: Huh?
You: Oh, funny, Drawer understands c:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He began smiling when I called him a silly Indian.
:3
This alone made seeing all those old snakees worth it.

[Ad Bot]

[Placid]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: hi.
Stranger: 19
You: f
You: 17
Stranger: indian
Stranger: you
You: f 17
Stranger: from?
You: the atlantic ocean
Stranger: contry
Stranger: hahaha
You: the atlantic ocean
Stranger: o.k.
Stranger: are you on f.b.
You: yes
Stranger: name?
You: if u look up 'lovey whore' i should be the first one
Stranger: o.k.wait
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/deep.ganatra1
You: yeah
Stranger: is i am hot
Stranger: ornot
Stranger: yours
Stranger: hi
You: removed since it's not mine
Stranger: o.k.
Stranger: vidhi
Stranger: indian
Stranger: i sent you request

what a loving handicap

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: :)
Stranger: asl?
You: f
You: italy
Stranger: me too
Stranger: xD
You: lol
Stranger: ok posso parlare
Stranger: italiano??
Stranger: xD
You: what
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: you don't live in italy
You: also
You: 87
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

trolling gone bad gone even better

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi asl
You: whenever i answer asl people always leave
You: :(
You: will you promise to stay if i tell you?
Stranger: ok
You: f italy
Stranger: me too female..
You: oh by the way
You: i'm 87
You: 88 next month
Stranger: u kidding??
You: no
You: why would i kid
Stranger: strange/
Stranger: btw what do u do?
You: i sit at home
You: sometimes i walk with my son
You: we have a dog
You: i like prune juice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

gahaha 87 always works

[Mr. Wallet]

hi

By "skip stupid bits" I meant boring-stupid, not funny-stupid.

[Coulmbai]

I love this.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 19 f US
You: What's you're first name?
Stranger: Victoria
Stranger: u?
You: Shut up
You: that's a horrible name
You: leave.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[IkeTheGeneric]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m or f
You: no forget you
You: and forget your mom
You: and you dad
You: forget him too
You: and your sister
Stranger: i already did
Stranger: it was good
You: well do it again you mis-abortion
Stranger: want to join
You: why would i get anywhere near your ugly-as-forget family
Stranger: i am a chick with a richard
Stranger: its 8 shoes long
You: you measure with shoes?
You: what kind of forget witted sack-shot stuffsucker are you?
You: seriously
You: god damn you're so stupid
You: jesus christ

Behind-the-scenes action

[IkeTheGeneric]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Wait no don't disconnect!
Stranger: ok
You: Yes!
You: forgeter! I got you!
You have disconnected.

[Shinji]

Stranger: 18 m usa
You: I was working in the lab
You: late one night
You: when my eyes beheld
You: and eerie sight
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: Bet i'll disconnect first.
You have disconnected.

[Riot]

 Very fannnnyyyy

[Shinji]

Stranger: Good evening! Name's Jason. ^_^ You?
You: Oh
You: I'm Nikolai, and Мы чертовски вторгнуться в вашу страну грязной американской. Мы выше.
You: Remember that, American.
You: Remember
You: that.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey , im a 19 year old male :)
You: loving TORNADOES EVERYWHERE MAN
You: OH GOD HELP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kimmia]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: male
Stranger: m
Stranger: srry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lying makes everything better!

[Coulmbai]

This was the most the most funny conversation yet.
Me and my buddy were pretending to be a female.
And no, Were not actully 50 year old men.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: asl
Stranger: hello
You: As;
You: asla
Stranger: m 18
You: asl
You: Oooh
You: uhhh
Stranger: u??
You: Female 18 los angles
You: LOL
Stranger: i m from india
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: ???
You: and i hav big boobs
Stranger: are you in fb
You: Nop
Stranger: show me your boobs then
You: Nooo
You: No
You: No
You: No
You: I'm very shy...Lol
Stranger: so y u told me about your boobs
Stranger: ??
You: I'm really a 50 year old male
You: you broke me
You have disconnected.

[Medicat]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hellooo :P
Stranger: there
You: Hi bot!
Stranger: f, i'm 17
Stranger: italy
Stranger: how about u?
You: I'm not a bot...
You: but...
You: hi anyways..
Stranger: how are u?? Xd
You: i'm not a program?
You: OH
You: ok
Stranger: what ur name?
You: I'm good, being a HUMAN
You: My name isn't a bot's name
Stranger: Nicole
You: It's not.
Stranger: nic to meet you
You: nic to meet you to.. xD
Stranger: wanna cam?. im lonely
You: sure ill show you richards.
Stranger: here is my profile
You: :d
You: :D
Stranger: [somegayasslinkimnotshowing]
You: no thanks
You: im not fallin for it.
Stranger: add mee there
You: BaI
Stranger: my id name Nicolehenkell
You: okay seriously
You: leave
You have disconnected.

[Slugger]

I would do this to pretend Im a lonely girl, and get free travel.

Crap forgot I posted, my bad on that double post.

[Slugger]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey hey
Stranger: yeah im male
You: Im a dog
You: I live in Russia
Stranger: sit you bitch
You: Yes Im a female dog
You: how did you know bro?
Stranger: i am agerman sheperd
You: Oh god
You: Im a bloodhound
Stranger: woof
You: Lul
Stranger: sorry but im too drunk
You: Go run on a treadmill
You: You'll sweat out the alchohol
You: and drink alot of water
Stranger: i dont have one
You: Then run around where you live
Stranger: no its night
You: bye bye
Stranger: k

Haha wow

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: My momma says not to talk to strangahs
Stranger: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
You: HURRICANES EVERYWHERE MAN
You: RUN RUN RUN
You have disconnected.

[deadpossom]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: If you say asl I will cut you with a spoon.
Stranger: spoons are too dull
Stranger: impractical
Stranger: use a knife
Stranger: they're normally in a cutlery set with spoons
You: or a fork
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but that would be most effective in a stabbing motion
Stranger: can i ask you something?
You: yeus
Stranger: tell me if this looks believable
Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE] Omegle is required by law to inform you that the IP address you are chatting with is associated with a convicted loveual predator. You are advised not to disclose any personal information. Enjoy chatting! (They can't see this message).
Stranger: im gonna go into chats
Stranger: and paste this as soon as it starts
You: haha
Stranger: :)
You: sorta
Stranger: if you joined and this immedietly popped up
Stranger: would you believe it?
You: probably
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: fun talking to you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: If you say asl I will cut you with a spoon.
Stranger: forget you
You: :D
Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: gladly
Stranger: yes
Stranger: woman our man
Stranger: ???
You: HAHAHHAHAH no you're sad
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: If you say asl I will cut you with a spoon.
Stranger: must hurt like a bitch
Stranger: i have spoonaphobia
Stranger: constant fear of approaching spoons
You: the fear of getting killed by a rapid spoon
Stranger: yeaa
Stranger: people don't realize how frequent those things happen
Stranger: but its as frequent as getting run over by a car
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:D