Author Topic: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.  (Read 169210 times)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello
You: He.y
Stranger: How are you?
You: Yes good.
You: Yourself?
Stranger: Not bad
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/f/US
Stranger: 25 m usa
You: m
You: mmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: Oh really
Stranger: So what are you up to?
You: mmmmm
You: fapping
Stranger: What do you look like?
You: hot
You: hy do u liek nsrnefdard
You: ya no
You: n?
You: yu
Stranger: Wow must be drunk too
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Stranger: Heyyy
You: ђєll๏
You: ђ๏ฬ คгє א๏ย
Stranger: Asl
You: ฬђคt เร ครl
Stranger: Why are your letters all forgeted up?
You: tђєא คгє ภ๏t
Stranger: Asl is age, love, and location
You: เ ђคשє ภ๏ภє ๏Ŧ tђє๓
Stranger: And yeah they are,
You: ǝɹʇ
You: ǝɹʇ
You: vǝɹʇ
You: ǝɹʇǝɹʇ
You: ǝɹʇ
Stranger: You dont know how old you are? Or if you are a girl or boy? Or where you are?
You: uo
Stranger: forgetkool kids klub
Stranger: Do you have a snake or a pusillanimous individual?
You: ησ
Stranger: Kid you are being very annoying just tell me!!
You: ι αм ησт α кι∂
Stranger: Well then just tell me your asl!!!!
You: f0r 7h3 1457 7!m3
! h4v3 n0n3
You: f͈͚̻̠̗̻͕̹̤͍͖̻̟̹a̭̼͉̯t̳̻͇̭͕̻̥̳͙̜̥̮̼ͅa̫͍͔̱͖͉͖̱͚̯̠̙͍l̦͔͕̹͈͕̹͔͈̲̹͎͇̗͈̭͙̺ ͖̝͉̞̰e̤̭̥̦r̳͎̳͚͉̜r̖̟̳̱̦̰͈̪̩͔̜̪̲̙͔͔͚o̰̦̫͓̙̺̠̬̘͇̭̘ͅr̘̗̘̝̬͍͖̜̪̜̹̥̲͕̬̰̫̻
You: s̻̺͎̼̼̰͚͔̟̫̙̫̩̖͙̤͕̙̫h̠͓͓u͙̮͉̝̘̲̣͍̱t̖͈͖͕͈̩̘̱t͍͔̥̻̫͎̭̲͉̞i͕̝̖̬̞͉n̙̹̜̘̬̯̭͕̬̲g̠̺̲̺͇̰̼̟͚̦̖ ̮͚͎̼̻̹d̦̩͕̦͍o̮̯̯̮̠͓̻͈̲̮̣͔͍̤͖̪w͚͕͈̜̟̼̥͉̳̥̮n̰͎͈̦̮̹̣̫̞̳̼̫̖͉̖̝̤̬ͅ
You: 3̠͓̖̠̪̟̹̙̜
You: 2̞̻̫ͅ
You: 1̟͓̖̱̘͇̤̮̬͈͇̞͓̹͖̘̬
Stranger: You have to have an age, love, and location!!! What are you like kidnapped or something and you don't know how old you are!? And what the forgetkk is up with you???
You: ę̶̛̣͙̫̍̓̇ͣ̑͗ͦͬ̋̓ͭ̀̽̎ͬ̆ͪ͝͝r̡̢͔̫̪̝͖̠̗̝̝̤͊̏ͤ̓̄́r͕̲̰̝̳͗ͣ͒ͪ̐̍̏ͦ̀͡͝r̲̲̜̤̝̩̳͉͇̳̦̿̉̅̍̓̽͟͜͜t̐̄ͬͯ̏̋͑ͦ̍͂̀̐̀̚̚͏̠̺̤̗̘͓̹̘͈̬͢͞
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it was pure lols

I tried to say this


Ну посмотрите, кто является немой кусок ублюдок плача дерьмо происходит omegle найти подругу или друга, серьезно выйти на улицу и получить жизнь матери ебля. пизда

Poopy in my Pants on Monday. I know I am so random.

You: this is not the stranger your looking for.
Stranger: u are
Stranger: actually
You: please look the other way while I shuffle these cards
You: shuffle
You: shuffle shuffle
You: okay then
You: what was the score again?
Stranger: whats this rather queer looking contraption?
Stranger: your just a sticky river!
You: close, but no cigar.
You: well then
Stranger: ahhh
You: shall we continue
Stranger: perhaps
You: then, what was the score
Stranger: 10-15
You: ah, right.
You: well then
Stranger: im here to enquire about your spoons
You: spoons, eh
You: I got about 9 on my face at once
Stranger: yes.4
Stranger: rusty?
You: unless your insisting on buying some
Stranger: no i like rusty spoons
You: of which I have a large collection of selling spoons
You: we have those
You: nice vintage color
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: I see
Stranger: then i must caress this rusty kettle
You: see, I'm concern about our current score.
You: Its a message that we have been intercepted.
Stranger: what were we playing simon?
You: they have intercepted the office.
Stranger: i shall call you milford, milford cubicle
Stranger: oh no!
You: and I shall call you Earl.
You: well then, I think we should take a cab directly to the office to see the damage, if any.
Stranger: earl it is.
You: wait a minute, this is no ordinary cab...
Stranger: How perposterous of someone to ruin the office
You: They've intercepted the cab that is going to our intercepted office!
Stranger: perhaps !
Stranger: I see
You: drat, try the doors!
You: are they locked?
Stranger: No doors!
You: how did we get into this cab again?
Stranger: Those locks are nice and rusty
Stranger: used a scooter
Stranger: can we repent?
You: write, the scooter-through-the-roof trick
You: I don't think we now are current captures
You: the driver is masked.
Stranger: im not one for accusations but
Stranger: this one is textbook
Stranger: I think it was you!
You: damn, you've figured me out!
Stranger: DARN!
You: taste chloroform!
Stranger: ahhhhhh!!
You: smells great doesn't it
Stranger: mmmm lemony
You: I'll be on my way, but remember, this isn't the last time we've met, Earl!
You: or the last
Stranger: ahhh/!!
You: for that matter

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl plz
You: i dont know
Stranger: why?
Stranger: u from?
You: im from another planet
Stranger: age
You: what is age?
Stranger: teri maa ki choot
Stranger: behaen ke loddee
You: oh forget yo7u
You: you are from that planet
You: leave now
Stranger: teri behan ho chodu
Stranger: moherforgeter
Stranger: forget uuuuuuuuuuuuu

That planet declared war on us, I had to get him out of my face.

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what?

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Stranger: hey zombie, what are your plans for today?
You: eating brains
You: because its brain day
You: tbrain day
Stranger: I've heard zombies like that
You: tgotta eat brains on brain day
You: forget you ruined my song
You: i have you on my blacklist
Stranger: they are scarce this days
You: i know
Stranger: I0m safe, here on my bunker
Stranger: no zombie is getting near my juicy head
You: forget you , new generation zombies are giant
You: and can break your bunker
Stranger: no way, it's a hidden underground bunket
Stranger: just for me
You: aahh
You: oh stuff
You: its leon kennedy
Stranger: zombies not allowed
You: *dies*

I got to escape

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi =]
You: Hi.
Stranger: how're you?
You: Just fine, thank you.
You: Ask ASL, and I'll rip your vocal cords out.
You: K? :3
Stranger: awww
Stranger: :P
You: I'm guessing you're a girl.
Stranger: nah :P
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WELL SOMEBODY'S IN A HAPPY MOOD

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Stranger: Hey, wondering when you came round. You got the stuff?
You: what?
Stranger: Oh, sorry, wrong stranger!

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 f kansas u?
Stranger: 19 m us
Stranger: have a pic?
You: no
Stranger: what do u look like
You: blonde hair, green eyes, thin.
Stranger: mmm wat do u wanna do
You: Rub my pusillanimous individual
Stranger: *rubs pusillanimous individual*
You: OOOOH
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: u like that baby?
You: YES
Stranger: *grabs tits*
You: OOOOH
You: YES NOW GRAB MY snake
Stranger: wtf
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Stranger: hiiiiii xD
You: hi
Stranger: im female 17 greece
Stranger: asl?
You: i'm male 19 england
Stranger: how r u? xD
You: BAD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hai
Stranger: hi
You: m/f
Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: cool
You: Hows it goin??????
Stranger: good u?
You: Good... :)
Stranger: =0 thats good
Stranger: =)
You: =3
You: Guess wat???
Stranger: what?
You: rubber
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You: Rub my pusillanimous individual
Stranger: *rubs pusillanimous individual*
You: OOOOH
You: OOOOH
You: YES NOW GRAB MY snake
Stranger: wtf
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MY SIDES

I kinda want to go on Omegle again and see if I can get another person to believe that I'm both blind and black.

It was a video by the way.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!!!
Stranger: m22
You: u fellin... hrny
Stranger: yees if you f?
You: f indeed
Stranger: age
You: 19
Stranger: from
You: Texas
Stranger: me greece
You: wanna get under my pants.
Stranger: ihave 9 inch rooster in my hand yeees
You: Put it in
Stranger: in your wet pusy
You: yus!
You: OH YWAH
Stranger: i put my rooster in y pusy and mass. clit
You: While your down there you might wanna dodge my snake.
Your conversational partner has disconnected..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hyyyy
Stranger: u kno what
Stranger: why try and secure it
Stranger: uhhhhhh
You: YOUR SPELLING SUCKS
Stranger: u hurt ppls feelings by leaving
You have disconnected.