Author Topic: YOU MUST DESTROY THE WALL {[2]}: Unable to update.  (Read 6900 times)

Remember this?
It's back.

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THE WALL IS BLOCKING YOUR PATH TO THAT AMULET OF AWESOMELY AWESOME AWESOMENESS
YOU WANT IT VERY BAD
SO

YOU MUST DESTROY THE WALL.
Now you continue fighting with the wall and its summons for the awesome amulet of awesomely awesome awesomeness of awesome.

ROLL TO DODGE DICE STILL INVOLVED
  • 1: Epic fail and/or death.
  • 2: Kind of fail.
  • 3: Kind of success.
  • 4: Regular success.
  • 5: Great success.
  • 6: Epic oversuccess; additonal roll.


PLAY ELEMENTS:
  • RAGE: If rolled 6 oc 5, you become seriously powerful for 2 attacks.
  • UBERRAGE: If rolled 6 oc 6 occ 5+, you become twice as powerful as in normal RAGE, for 4 turns. Downer is, you get a heart attack by the end.
  • RESURRECTION: If you die, you can roll to revive to continue fighting. The number is 5+.
  • PERMADEATH: If you die a certain way or for the fifth time, you cannot be revived, thus phasing you out of the game. If any remains, the others can interact w/them.
  • SUMMONING: You can summon a something, but you need a 6-roll.



WALL HP: 66K
STATUS: ANGRY

ASPLOD McGUNPOWDERS HP: 10K
STATUS: PERFECT

JR. WALL HP: 10K
STATUS: PERFECT
« Last Edit: December 29, 2010, 12:56:07 AM by Cybertails1998 »

I wanna headbang the wall

Jump into jeep.

Drive to small armory station.

still at least 5 attack rolls needed

Jump into jeep.

Drive to small armory station.
you're in a dungeon now, with a crumbled pathway to your back
« Last Edit: December 12, 2010, 01:54:37 AM by Cybertails1998 »

Show the walls a good time at a bar...









...and then slip them a pill
« Last Edit: December 12, 2010, 05:27:01 PM by masterockets »

Did you make this just because that guy made Zombie Santa?
You are pathetic

Fire Valkyrie Rockets at wall.


I convert the wall to be a vegetarian.
Now he will never eat meat again!

findclientbyname(WALL)delete();

I win.

De-rez the wall with a Data Disk

Edman (3) You just slam the wall with your head. Ouch.

Kanew (2) JEEP SUMMON FAILED

Masterockets (10^G00G0L) The wall is plugged in VERY tight.

Bobseven (5) ALL CANNON FIRE ! BLAM BLAM BLAM

Thechaos (1) AUUUGH YOUR HEAAD YOUR SKULL IS CRASHED

Jenxas (4) You try to convert the wall to vegetariancy. The wall is confused.

Powerdag (-134) Your handheld hacker PDA implodes in your face.

Menen (5) You don't know what is de'rez mean, but you just zap him with a lightning bolt.


Asplod (4) You blast Jenxas to pieces with a tactical vine-ball to the face.


WALL HP: 61.4K
STATUS: ANGRY, CONFUSED (2 turns)

ASPLOD McGUNPOWDERS HP: 10K
STATUS: PERFECT

JR. WALL HP: 10K
STATUS: PERFECT


DEAD: Thechaos, Powerdag, Jenxas
TIP: DO NOT FORGET ABOUT SUMMONS
Yes, not making a full list of everyone.
Did you make this just because that guy made Zombie Santa?
You are pathetic
thanks for the compliment
« Last Edit: December 13, 2010, 01:16:45 AM by Cybertails1998 »

Smoke, it'll make the wall feel uncool

Smoke, it'll make the wall feel uncool
masterockets (1) You smoke, You feel so cool.
UNTIL YOU GET LUNG CANCER!
You are now dead.