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Supreme Guy

« March 19, 2011, 05:42:07 AM »

Façade is like a conversation with one of those crazy internet bots. They will react and say different things depending on what you say.

However, unlike a chat with a bot, this has a plot.

Trip and Grace invite you over for a party to celebrate the day you introduced them to eachother

Trip and Grace are having a few marriage problems.


Depending on how you wish to play you can try to help them resolve their problems, or you can make them worse. Or you can just shout "PENIS" when Trip let's you into their apartment and have him slam the door in your face.




http://www.interactivestory.net/

There are also a few funny videos of people screwing around with this on youtube, just look it up.
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nienhaus1

« March 19, 2011, 05:57:50 AM »

So old, but Fucking fun!
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Miga

« March 19, 2011, 05:58:40 AM »

MELON.

Don't say it, otherwise Trip and Grace will hate you forever.
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Supreme Guy

« March 19, 2011, 06:31:41 AM »

Quote
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Mar 19 20 45 06 2011

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP
What, Grace... this?

GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it -- -- (interrupted)

(Amy knocks on the front door.)

(Amy knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
I know I know I'll -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Oh, she's here!

GRACE
What?! You said she's coming an hour from now!

TRIP
No, she's right on time!

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Amy!!

TRIP
Hey!   It's been too long!     How are you doing,  you look great!

AMY
I'm bad

TRIP
Uh...

TRIP
Well anyway... come in, I guess...

TRIP
Uh, let me go get Grace...

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

(AMY picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It")

(AMY shakes the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing")

(AMY shakes the advice ball.)

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

(The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later")

(AMY shakes the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Who Knows")

(AMY shakes the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Never")

(AMY shakes the advice ball.)

GRACE
Amy,

(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")

(AMY puts down the advice ball.)

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  I'm so happy to see you after so long!

TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time.

AMY
Yea

GRACE
And, I've got -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Oh, ha ha ha!

GRACE
And I have to say, you look great.

GRACE
So come on in, make yourself at home!

AMY
YES

TRIP
I'm just going to go close the door.  

TRIP
Oh!    Amy,  what have I been waiting for -- let me get you a drink.

(Trip closes the front door.)

TRIP
And you'll be happy to know I just fully loaded the bar with the highest-quality spirits money can buy.

AMY
YES

TRIP
We need to have something really fun,

TRIP
like margaritas?

TRIP
Ah!  I knew it.

AMY
YES

TRIP
Beautiful!

GRACE
Amy,  Trip's getting a little carried away...  maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water?

TRIP
Okay look I'm just going to open a bottle of merlot and make everybody happy.  

AMY
YES'

GRACE
So anyway,

GRACE
Yeah, we really don't need the fancy drinks tonight.

TRIP
Grace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway...  what would you like -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

TRIP
Uh, yeah, I -- I was just going to ask Grace what she wants.

GRACE
  The merlot sounds fine.

TRIP
Oh! Uh...  Okay.

GRACE
So,   Amy,  -- (interrupted)

(AMY kisses grace.)

TRIP
uh, um...

GRACE
uh...

TRIP
whoa, that was, uh...

AMY
YES

GRACE
uuh...

TRIP
what...

TRIP
ha ha...

GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...

TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!

GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!

TRIP
Ha ha ha,    Amy,

GRACE
heh heh...

TRIP
you're something else... heh heh heh...  never afraid to...

AMY
YES

TRIP
push our little buttons...

TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?

TRIP
ha ha...

AMY
YES

TRIP
(big sigh)

TRIP
Anyway, uh... what -- what were we talking about?

GRACE
hmmm   Amy,  seeing you brings back wonderful memories, really...

TRIP
Ye -- yeah...

AMY
YES

TRIP
Yeah, uh, we -- we've -- uh, we've missed you.

TRIP
Huh, I just thought of something.

GRACE
What...

TRIP
There's something we need to celebrate.

GRACE
What do you mean?

TRIP
Amy,  remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.

TRIP
Senior year of college.

AMY
YES

GRACE
Oh... god... -- (interrupted)

TRIP
We really want to thank you for years and years of...

GRACE
Pain.

AMY
YES

TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, it's great you could be here tonight.

TRIP
Oh,    Amy,  -- (interrupted)

PHONE
** RING **

GRACE
Oh, I'll get it --

TRIP
No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. -- (interrupted)

PHONE
** RING **

(AMY picks up the phone.)

PHONE
Hello?  Hello?

TRIP
Amy,  no!  Don't do that.

PHONE
Who is this?  Travis, is that you?  This is your mother.

TRIP
Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice.

AMY
YES

PHONE
I don't recognize your voice...

GRACE
Oh!

PHONE
I -- I think I have the wrong number... ** click **

TRIP
Okay, she's confused, as usual... just -- just hang it up.

(AMY puts down the phone.)

TRIP
Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her.

AMY
YES

GRACE
Oh, I wanted to say hello --

TRIP
No no, come on, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...

TRIP
the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.

GRACE
Anyhow, Trip's parents... -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, no, uh, my parents aren't worth talking about. -- (interrupted)

(AMY kisses trip.)

TRIP
this...

GRACE
uh...

AMY
YES

GRACE
Her...

TRIP
What did you...

GRACE
She...

AMY
YES

TRIP
The thing is, we've really, uh, got to... um...

TRIP
We need to call the...

GRACE
Yeah, yeah...

TRIP
that woman with all the clocks...

GRACE
make sure... uh, they don't make that mistake again...

AMY
YES

TRIP
Oh good idea, yeah, yeah...

TRIP
(long release sigh)

TRIP
yeah...

AMY
YES

GRACE
(big sigh)

GRACE
Oh God,    Amy,  this isn't much fun for you, is it?

TRIP
What...?

GRACE
Listen to us, we're -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

TRIP
Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful...

GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --

TRIP
Disagreeing?!  We're NOT disagreeing.  We're, we're not.

TRIP
(frustrated sigh) Sheejus.

GRACE
Okay, well, I was worried there for a bit you were on Trip's side tonight, ha ha.

TRIP
Amy,  I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...

GRACE
(impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

GRACE
Oh yes, heh, go look at Trip's Italy photo...

GRACE
Amy,  come over here and sit on the couch with me. -- (interrupted)

AMY
PRETTy

TRIP
N -- no, no, heh -- w -- wait...

TRIP
Now, now,    Amy,  in one word, what does this picture make you think of?

(AMY points to the italy picture.)

GRACE
Oh, please, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that.

AMY
YES

TRIP
No, no, that's not it --

GRACE
Yeah, that's a fine answer, I like that...!

TRIP
No, no...     Amy,  take another look,  this says... what.

GRACE
How about suffocating.

AMY
ADVENTURE

TRIP
Christ! -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Romance!  It says... romance...!

GRACE
(little sigh)   Amy,  -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

TRIP
Y - yeah -- uh, no, uh -- it was supposed to be romantic!

GRACE
And I missed my friend's art show.

TRIP
What?  Who is this?

GRACE
A friend from college had a gallery show of his new paintings that weekend.  (little sigh)

TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!

TRIP
Your... goddamn decorating...

AMY
YES?

TRIP
You're never satisfied with anything!  You're never happy, never ever -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Huh?  What are you saying to me?

GRACE
(impatient sigh)     Amy,  can you believe this?

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Yeah,    Amy,  yeah...

TRIP
I know what you're about to say...

TRIP
With your damn kissing, and flirting, Christ! -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

TRIP
Okay, yeah yeah, I hear you, alright?

GRACE
You... kissing... and...

GRACE
You're always sending these subtle flirt signals!  You're always trying to get people turned on!

TRIP
Oh, god...!

(AMY kisses grace.)

TRIP
Okay, you know what,     Amy,

TRIP
I'm going to ask you something.

GRACE
Trip --

TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.

TRIP
Amy,  yes or no...

TRIP
It's okay for a married... person, to talk and be friendly with someone of the opposite sex, right?

AMY
YES

GRACE
What...?!

GRACE
Oh, yes, that's fine... that's fine...

GRACE
The real truth is, Trip, you flirt with everybody!  The clients at work, our friends, everybody, you can't help yourself!  You're always looking around, goddammit!

TRIP
Oh, god...!

AMY
YES

TRIP
Uhh!  Yeah, go on, get away from me!

TRIP
I can't stand frigging looking at you!

(AMY comforts grace.)

TRIP
Goddammit, Grace!

TRIP
No, d -- d -- don't, come on...

GRACE
What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me?

TRIP
No!

TRIP
Amy,  this has never ever happened before...!

TRIP
uhh...

AMY
YES

GRACE
Amy,  from what you said before, about flirting... I think we've already learned something about Trip.

TRIP
Oh, we're talking about me, are we?

GRACE
What?

GRACE
Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,

AMY
PENIS IS GOOD

TRIP
You know what,    Amy,  that's it, you need to leave.

TRIP
There's only so much you can expect to put up with, you know?

AMY
YES

(Trip opens the front door.)

AMY
YES

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you just have to go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

AMY
YES

(AMY knocks on the front door.)
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Littledude

« March 19, 2011, 06:33:44 AM »

oh hey it's this game again. I love some of the videos of this on youtube.
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Splatter U

« March 19, 2011, 08:15:53 AM »

FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sat Mar 19 20 45 06 2011

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP
What, Grace... this?

GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it -- -- (interrupted)

(Amy knocks on the front door.)

(Amy knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
I know I know I'll -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Oh, she's here!

GRACE
What?! You said she's coming an hour from now!

TRIP
No, she's right on time!

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Amy!!

TRIP
Hey!   It's been too long!     How are you doing,  you look great!

AMY
I'm bad

TRIP
Uh...

TRIP
Well anyway... come in, I guess...

TRIP
Uh, let me go get Grace...

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

(AMY picks up the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It")

(AMY shakes the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing")

(AMY shakes the advice ball.)

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

(The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later")

(AMY shakes the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Who Knows")

(AMY shakes the advice ball.)

(The advice ball reads, "Never")

(AMY shakes the advice ball.)

GRACE
Amy,

(The advice ball reads, "Perhaps Soon")

(AMY puts down the advice ball.)

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  I'm so happy to see you after so long!

TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time.

AMY
Yea

GRACE
And, I've got -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Oh, ha ha ha!

GRACE
And I have to say, you look great.

GRACE
So come on in, make yourself at home!

AMY
YES

TRIP
I'm just going to go close the door. 

TRIP
Oh!    Amy,  what have I been waiting for -- let me get you a drink.

(Trip closes the front door.)

TRIP
And you'll be happy to know I just fully loaded the bar with the highest-quality spirits money can buy.

AMY
YES

TRIP
We need to have something really fun,

TRIP
like margaritas?

TRIP
Ah!  I knew it.

AMY
YES

TRIP
Beautiful!

GRACE
Amy,  Trip's getting a little carried away...  maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water?

TRIP
Okay look I'm just going to open a bottle of merlot and make everybody happy. 

AMY
YES'

GRACE
So anyway,

GRACE
Yeah, we really don't need the fancy drinks tonight.

TRIP
Grace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway...  what would you like -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

TRIP
Uh, yeah, I -- I was just going to ask Grace what she wants.

GRACE
  The merlot sounds fine.

TRIP
Oh! Uh...  Okay.

GRACE
So,   Amy,  -- (interrupted)

(AMY kisses grace.)

TRIP
uh, um...

GRACE
uh...

TRIP
whoa, that was, uh...

AMY
YES

GRACE
uuh...

TRIP
what...

TRIP
ha ha...

GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...

TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!

GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!

TRIP
Ha ha ha,    Amy,

GRACE
heh heh...

TRIP
you're something else... heh heh heh...  never afraid to...

AMY
YES

TRIP
push our little buttons...

TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?

TRIP
ha ha...

AMY
YES

TRIP
(big sigh)

TRIP
Anyway, uh... what -- what were we talking about?

GRACE
hmmm   Amy,  seeing you brings back wonderful memories, really...

TRIP
Ye -- yeah...

AMY
YES

TRIP
Yeah, uh, we -- we've -- uh, we've missed you.

TRIP
Huh, I just thought of something.

GRACE
What...

TRIP
There's something we need to celebrate.

GRACE
What do you mean?

TRIP
Amy,  remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.

TRIP
Senior year of college.

AMY
YES

GRACE
Oh... god... -- (interrupted)

TRIP
We really want to thank you for years and years of...

GRACE
Pain.

AMY
YES

TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, it's great you could be here tonight.

TRIP
Oh,    Amy,  -- (interrupted)

PHONE
** RING **

GRACE
Oh, I'll get it --

TRIP
No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. -- (interrupted)

PHONE
** RING **

(AMY picks up the phone.)

PHONE
Hello?  Hello?

TRIP
Amy,  no!  Don't do that.

PHONE
Who is this?  Travis, is that you?  This is your mother.

TRIP
Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice.

AMY
YES

PHONE
I don't recognize your voice...

GRACE
Oh!

PHONE
I -- I think I have the wrong number... ** click **

TRIP
Okay, she's confused, as usual... just -- just hang it up.

(AMY puts down the phone.)

TRIP
Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her.

AMY
YES

GRACE
Oh, I wanted to say hello --

TRIP
No no, come on, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...

TRIP
the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.

GRACE
Anyhow, Trip's parents... -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, no, uh, my parents aren't worth talking about. -- (interrupted)

(AMY kisses trip.)

TRIP
this...

GRACE
uh...

AMY
YES

GRACE
Her...

TRIP
What did you...

GRACE
She...

AMY
YES

TRIP
The thing is, we've really, uh, got to... um...

TRIP
We need to call the...

GRACE
Yeah, yeah...

TRIP
that woman with all the clocks...

GRACE
make sure... uh, they don't make that mistake again...

AMY
YES

TRIP
Oh good idea, yeah, yeah...

TRIP
(long release sigh)

TRIP
yeah...

AMY
YES

GRACE
(big sigh)

GRACE
Oh God,    Amy,  this isn't much fun for you, is it?

TRIP
What...?

GRACE
Listen to us, we're -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

TRIP
Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful...

GRACE
Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend --

TRIP
Disagreeing?!  We're NOT disagreeing.  We're, we're not.

TRIP
(frustrated sigh) Sheejus.

GRACE
Okay, well, I was worried there for a bit you were on Trip's side tonight, ha ha.

TRIP
Amy,  I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...

GRACE
(impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

GRACE
Oh yes, heh, go look at Trip's Italy photo...

GRACE
Amy,  come over here and sit on the couch with me. -- (interrupted)

AMY
PRETTy

TRIP
N -- no, no, heh -- w -- wait...

TRIP
Now, now,    Amy,  in one word, what does this picture make you think of?

(AMY points to the italy picture.)

GRACE
Oh, please, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that.

AMY
YES

TRIP
No, no, that's not it --

GRACE
Yeah, that's a fine answer, I like that...!

TRIP
No, no...     Amy,  take another look,  this says... what.

GRACE
How about suffocating.

AMY
ADVENTURE

TRIP
Christ! -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Romance!  It says... romance...!

GRACE
(little sigh)   Amy,  -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

TRIP
Y - yeah -- uh, no, uh -- it was supposed to be romantic!

GRACE
And I missed my friend's art show.

TRIP
What?  Who is this?

GRACE
A friend from college had a gallery show of his new paintings that weekend.  (little sigh)

TRIP
Uhh, you're driving me insane!

TRIP
Your... goddamn decorating...

AMY
YES?

TRIP
You're never satisfied with anything!  You're never happy, never ever -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Huh?  What are you saying to me?

GRACE
(impatient sigh)     Amy,  can you believe this?

GRACE
(frustrated sigh)

TRIP
Yeah,    Amy,  yeah...

TRIP
I know what you're about to say...

TRIP
With your damn kissing, and flirting, Christ! -- (interrupted)

AMY
YES

TRIP
Okay, yeah yeah, I hear you, alright?

GRACE
You... kissing... and...

GRACE
You're always sending these subtle flirt signals!  You're always trying to get people turned on!

TRIP
Oh, god...!

(AMY kisses grace.)

TRIP
Okay, you know what,     Amy,

TRIP
I'm going to ask you something.

GRACE
Trip --

TRIP
Grace, let me ask our guest a question.

TRIP
Amy,  yes or no...

TRIP
It's okay for a married... person, to talk and be friendly with someone of the opposite sex, right?

AMY
YES

GRACE
What...?!

GRACE
Oh, yes, that's fine... that's fine...

GRACE
The real truth is, Trip, you flirt with everybody!  The clients at work, our friends, everybody, you can't help yourself!  You're always looking around, goddammit!

TRIP
Oh, god...!

AMY
YES

TRIP
Uhh!  Yeah, go on, get away from me!

TRIP
I can't stand frigging looking at you!

(AMY comforts grace.)

TRIP
Goddammit, Grace!

TRIP
No, d -- d -- don't, come on...

GRACE
What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me?

TRIP
No!

TRIP
Amy,  this has never ever happened before...!

TRIP
uhh...

AMY
YES

GRACE
Amy,  from what you said before, about flirting... I think we've already learned something about Trip.

TRIP
Oh, we're talking about me, are we?

GRACE
What?

GRACE
Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,

AMY
PENIS IS GOOD

TRIP
You know what,    Amy,  that's it, you need to leave.

TRIP
There's only so much you can expect to put up with, you know?

AMY
YES

(Trip opens the front door.)

AMY
YES

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you just have to go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

AMY
YES

(AMY knocks on the front door.)
That's got to be a record.
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.::Taboo::.

« March 19, 2011, 08:22:35 AM »

That's got to be a record.
Jesus christ, learn to snip genius,
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Madmitten

« March 19, 2011, 06:21:06 PM »

That's got to be a record.
the fuck is wrong with you
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steve5451
« March 19, 2011, 07:47:31 PM »

This kind of technology needs to be implemented into modern RPG's for epicness! :D!
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SeventhSandwich

« March 19, 2011, 07:52:52 PM »

I wish they had a toilet.
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Tom Gunn

« March 19, 2011, 07:54:16 PM »

I said Melons and I was out before he could say "martini".
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SeventhSandwich

« March 19, 2011, 07:55:48 PM »

Aw the game broke.

It froze after entering my name, but then it started again.

I knocked on the door and nobody answered.

Trip is a douchebag.
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SeventhSandwich

« March 19, 2011, 07:59:03 PM »

NOBODY IS ANSWERING THE DOOR

FSFSFSKFESFKES
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Talent74

« March 19, 2011, 08:19:59 PM »

"FacadeInstaller1.1b.exe; 8 hours left"

WAT
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Supreme Guy

« March 19, 2011, 09:02:47 PM »

Quote
ED
This room is AMAZING

TRIP
Ah, right, right,

TRIP
   Ed,  of course you like it!

(ED sits on the couch.)

TRIP
See Grace you have no reason to complain -- there's just nothing to complain about.

GRACE
(annoyed sigh)

GRACE
(little sigh) So I just had to have this couch...

(ED gets up from the couch.)

GRACE
but... I'm wrong, I should have chosen a modest, simple love seat. -- (interrupted)

(ED kisses grace.)

(ED kisses trip.)

TRIP
Alright,    Ed,  that's it, you've got to leave.

ED
FAG

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you just have to go.

(Trip closes the front door.)
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