Author Topic: Michigan - Get me out of this hell hole  (Read 814 times)

I've been trapped here for SIX YEARS. Did you know that almost everyone in the country comes from a direct line of incest and drugs? Also you see car crashes on the highway everywhere, and all the gay people here want to eat my organs and steal my eyes!






please, loving HELP ME. This place is horrible, and I am at risk of dying every where I go to.

I will be your slave if you come down here and get me away from this place. I am going insane and it stinks and there's zombies and

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please, just help me.

you don't know what it's loving like

I have to go to the market with a rifle in case the roaches are hungry

and the air is like thick smoke, and there's dead bodies everywhere

forget, Michigan is awesome



And you live in the same state as Rainbow. :cookieMonster:

Come to Minnesota! :D

The piles of compost and dead trees block all the exits on the main roads, and even if I tried to escape, the government-funded officials will gun me down for trying to end the experiment

I don't know what to do anymore