I've been trapped here for
SIX YEARS. Did you know that almost everyone in the country comes from a direct line of incest and drugs? Also you see car crashes on the highway everywhere, and all the gay people here want to eat my organs and steal my eyes!
please, loving HELP ME. This place is horrible, and I am at risk of dying every where I go to.
I will be your slave if you come down here and get me away from this place. I am going insane and it stinks and there's zombies and