Seriously, who are you? You have no right to make Gaben die every second he's alive.
Anyways, there's this illiterate stuffhead terrorizing the "A day in the life of Gabe Newell", torturing Gabe every second he's alive and preventing others from reviving him. And he is, in addition, giving himself powers and escaping from every torture that comes at him, much like Masterockets in Red&Blue. People begged him to forget off, to no avail.
From here I'll quote everything this handicap said.
2:06
I eat Gabe inside out then I stuff him out and burn the remains until it is nothing but ash then I take the ash and obliterate it with an ION cannon.
The end again.
You're food, not a predator. Food can't eat a predator inside out. It can't even loving combust.
2:65
Gaben dies for his failure.
get out
00:00
Gabe died, all his projects erased, universe implodes.
The End!
Wow. I can't even compare this to chesse20. Just. Wow.
When I tried to counter him:
5̙͔͓̺̂̾̊͛̃̀̇:̜̬̯͗̄̈́ͪ͂0͙̪̰͙̜ͧ͐̃0̸̶̹̦͂̋ͪ̃
̬̘̳ͫ̃ͯ̚
͇̦̱̣̲̜̳͎͋̀͑͢͡͞Z͎̩͔͉̮̣͕͒͋̿̓̉̾̕͠Ä̧͖̪ͦ̑L͇̳͎̺͇̮̽͒̚͘͢G͇̩͓̣̊͊ͧͨ̀̚O̅̂̅̇͑҉̀͏̪͉̖͈̲͎̩!̶̛̭̲̲̤̫̥̒́
̠̱͙͖̇ͬ͐̒̊͂́͠
̩̩̝̭̺̬̝̘̇ͬͣ̚G̸͔͕͕̤̫̜̳̬ͨ͂ͬ̉̄ͣ́A̭̼̹̿͋ͬ̍ͣ̿ͦ́B̴̡̟͚̒̈́̂Ẹ͍̥͓̓̊͗̚͜ͅN͕̲͓͕͙͉̰̋̔̈ͧ̇ͬ̍ ̶̨̫̈́̐́̚Ḑ͎̗͐̌̿̀I̶̥̺̹̦͙͌̿E̢̙̲̬ͣ̈́̌̑͟S̷̤͚͈̭͈̖̝ͧͮͧ̃̀ ̵̛̟̞̥ͫ̓͡B̧̡̲͛ͭ͐ͦͣ̕Y̛̛̤̟̯̰̱͖ͫ̇ͨ̈ͮͬ͆͢ ̸̘̦̙̺̞͈̰̀̈́͑̾͐́͑̓Z̭͉̩̳ͨ̎̅̂̋͜A͔̩̘͔̞̗̺̲̓ͭ̀͐̑ͨ̀L̷̗̖͇̤̭̺̙͌͌̊̋̍̽͒̃̀̚ͅĠ̔̑̃͟͏̼̭̣̣͖O̻̖͇̘̼̱̰͙ͯͪ̏̐̅̃̚!̥̯̖͉̦̞ͥ͂ͅ
5:00
ZALGO!
GABEN DIES BY ZALGO!
Oh̪̩͖ ̣̥͓̪̣he̻̗̦̱y͇,̠̲̙̟̮͈ͅ ̼͚̖ͅI̦͍̲͖̫͍ ̰̥̝̼̭c͓̮͇͚a̩̦̼̗n͈̳̙͖͍͇̪ ̜͈̻̯̭̦u̺͚̻s͕̝͎ͅe ̭͇̰̭̼f̰͓a͔n̜͔̝c̯͙̱̥̲y̟̖ ͈t̠̬̗͕̤e͓x̠̣̫̘t̩̘̝̹̪̫͕ ̰̪̬͎̯t̖͉o̭o̜̹͇̞̱!̭̺͔͙̜ͅ
zalgo isn't real so he stays alive
Gabe isn't real, dead.
This is the worst dumbassery I've ever witnessed in my life.
good god you're handicapped
he's real
he's at his computer right now
Nope your argument is invalid, gabe is fake.
somebody kill him please
All I seen him do is act like a handicap and try to kill the topic off.
What a richard move.
/rant
