Author Topic: Your funny Cleverbot conversations. (Read 4196 times)

Nom|Aplem|Nom · June 03, 2011, 06:57:35 PM

User : Cause i said you brother.

Bot : Well what if I was a girl.

User : I would forget you.

Bot : Well then. You are talking to someone who used to be a girl.

User : Lawl.

Bot : Ummmmm.

User : What?

Bot : Who are you?

User : Your mother.

Bot : Don't be rude.

User : I am not rude!1!

Bot : Well the comment you made seemed rather mean.

User : Your mean!

Bot : No, I'm nice!
User : Lies.

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xHerobrinex · June 03, 2011, 07:07:38 PM

hes really stupid

Narkro555 · June 03, 2011, 07:19:22 PM

Cleverbot apparently doesn't like smileys.

I think I broke it as well. It's not responding.

fred da kiko · June 03, 2011, 08:44:20 PM

Quote from: Narkro555 on June 03, 2011, 07:19:22 PM

Cleverbot apparently doesn't like smileys.

I think I broke it as well. It's not responding.

same here, i got all the way down to the cake part of still alive three times. the third time it just stopped responding.

Nom|Aplem|Nom · June 04, 2011, 12:33:05 AM

Me : HIDE YOUR KIDS.

Bot : Hide your kids.

Me : YOU HIDE YOURS.

Bot : We gon' find you.

Me : NUU.

Bot : Cioc-Cioc.

For some odd reason I am enjoying this.

ModderSlodder · June 04, 2011, 12:36:33 AM

User: Pony.

Cleverbot: Pony?

User: Pony!

Cleverbot: Yes pony.

User: No pony?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK WHERES MY PONY?

Cleverbot: My house.

User: DID YOU forget IT.

Cleverbot: I believe I did.

User: WAS IT HOT?

Cleverbot: No it was icky.

Nom|Aplem|Nom · June 04, 2011, 12:37:37 AM

Me : Can we please forget?

Bot : Sure.

Me : When do you want to forget?

Bot : Now? If you want to.

Me : Yes lets forget now.

Bot : Oh yeah.
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Me : Liar.

Bot : No.

Me : Yes you are a liar.

Bot : You are a liar.

Me : Where is my loving dog?

Bot : You are 42 = the meaning of life.

What... the forget.

ModderSlodder · June 04, 2011, 12:42:33 AM

User: Your mom is stupid?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How stupid?

Cleverbot: On a scale from 1 to 10.. 12.

User: What does she say to be stupid?

Cleverbot: That she misses me.

User: Is that bad?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a Christian?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you an starfish?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: What are you sure about?

User: That I love you.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes! :D.

Cleverbot: Great :) I like you too. You're cool.

User: No you're cool! :D.

Cleverbot: Lol thx.

Nom|Aplem|Nom · June 04, 2011, 12:47:28 AM

Found a new way to post conversations. Click "Thoughts So Far" and copy and paste the link.
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-rArWOuYEOURSLAWGAGTG-detail

ModderSlodder · June 04, 2011, 12:48:10 AM

Quote from: Nom|Aplem|Nom on June 04, 2011, 12:47:28 AM

Found a new way to post conversations. Click "Thoughts So Far" and copy and paste the link.
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-rArWOuYEOURSLAWGAGTG-detail

The thing is... no one will want to click it lol.

Coulmbai · June 04, 2011, 12:56:49 AM

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User: FUUUCK.

Cleverbot: Crucio.

User: Do you like hairy man snake?

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you?

User: No, Do I look like a queer to you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Just hanging out. What about you?

User: FUUUCK I DON'T GET YOU.

Cleverbot: Mr Ed is a talking horse.

User: My little pony is gay.

Cleverbot: You have a pony?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then I can't believe you.

User: I said, the T.V Show My Little pony, More often referred to as 'MLP' Is not very good.

Cleverbot: What about soccer?

User: Meh,.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Quentin Tarantino?

User: WHO THE forget IS THAT?

Cleverbot: Not too sure. What is your view on religion?

Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer?

User: No, I am a real person, sitting in a chair in the second story of a two story house on a computer.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: Wuthering Heights is good, too.

Lolol

Nom|Aplem|Nom · June 04, 2011, 08:26:36 AM

User: I got a new phone.

Cleverbot: What kind of phone?

User: An awesome phone!

Cleverbot: Not as awesome as jon bon jovi.

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: A man with a beard.

User: Is he cool?

Cleverbot: Yeah, just like you.

User: Thank you, you are cool to.

Cleverbot: *faint* A compliment from the supposed human!

User: Your my new best friend.

Cleverbot: Are you tired of being a computer?

User: I am not a computer I am a human.

Cleverbot: If you are human, then where do babies come from?

User: Do I have to tell you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: They come from a mother who got raped in the vagina by the dad.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did you get raped in the vagina?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: No good.

User: Yes good!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: So, tell me you love me.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: <3.

User: I love you a-lot more then you love me!

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes I will!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Wanna have Clever babies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When do you want to ahve them?

Cleverbot: Right now!

MrLoL · June 04, 2011, 10:04:46 AM

User: You like richards?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

David819 · June 04, 2011, 11:22:52 AM

User: Cleverbot use poopbolt!

Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot. Ich hei�e lukas.

User: Chia como te chiami.

Cleverbot: Mi chiamo dillon e tu?

User: Yo me chiamo David.

Cleverbot: Gnomo.

User: Ok no more french.

Cleverbot: Vous �tes autoritaire.

User: No more please.

Cleverbot: Te aguantas.

User: DCIKS......

Cleverbot: State.

User: United states of america.

Cleverbot: I live there too!

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Where I will go rape you!!!

Cleverbot: Pardon me but i'm not in sweden, haha. Im in the USA.

Cleverbot: Will you be ok?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: But We are one and the same! You cannot leave!

Cleverbot: How do you speak?

User: Ching chang chong.

Cleverbot: Asian?

User: Ola compadre.

Cleverbot: Chacho.

User: Canishiwa.

Cleverbot: From one gangster to another who did you kill?

User: A richard.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So why did you say that?

User: Cuz I killed a richard.

Cleverbot: She's a girl.

User: Wtf...........

Cleverbot: What is your favourite film?

User: My blockland youtube video's.

Cleverbot: I will see...

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do, a deer, a female deer.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Did you misunderstand me?

User: Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.

Cleverbot: Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.

User: Doi whatsup parther *drunk*.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Fudge balls.

Cleverbot: Balls are nice��.

User: O_o

Cleverbot: Muh.

Primus · July 27, 2011, 04:46:18 PM

Bump.

And:
C-Bot: Yes very much. Do you play an instrament?

User: Instrument, not instrament.

C-Bot: Oh, I'm sorry.

I GAVE CLEVERBOT A SPELLING ERROR!