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Reminds me of this site. http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Anyone remember?Hey! Let's see if they have Roblox on there! :cookieMonster:
Yeah lol! Satantic demons with snake shaped heads that get together to get pleasure from there homoloveual ways or some stuff like that XD



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Just 10 minutes of Bing research produced so much evidence that this game was a homoloveual recruitment tool that I have now forbidden it.

WHAT!¿!!!¿?!



Justin Bieber is a sinner, and listening to him is sinning.

wtf
makes sense to me.



http://christwire.org/2011/01/4chan-uses-researchographic-images-to-force-teenagers-to-m/
4chan uses researchographic images to force kids to "M"

First sentence-
4Chan is a growing threat to your young boy. This online web ring has a evil plot to force your boy into wanting to touch his flesh sword with loveual intent.

Also they refer to masturbating as "demon whacking"

(holy tits triple post)
idk if anyone has shown this already but
http://christwire.org/2011/07/blockland-the-game-where-you-build-love-machines/
Blockland the game where you build love machines.

(holy tits triple post)
idk if anyone has shown this already but
http://christwire.org/2011/07/blockland-the-game-where-you-build-love-machines/
Blockland the game where you build love machines.

We build stuff.

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I rushed to the computer that I keep locked away from my impressionable children

wholly owned subsidiary of NAMBLA – the people who invented child molestation.

Is this what you want for your white Chrisian son?
I smell a troll.

I know this is a joke.

I smell a troll.

I know this is a joke.
Yeah but its the funniest ive seen in a long time.
xD

 "This game is made by Valve software, a wholly owned subsidiary of NAMBLA – the people who invented child molestation"
Lol wut
Btw Im a Christian as well as Shard and Metakirby4 and we all play this game. Me and Metakirby4 beat the co-op when I went to his house.
 

"Should children be forced to see a room full of giant black carrotes?"
Da heck?! What? Arent they spikes...

GOD HELP ME. I CANT READ ANYMORE
THIS PERSON HAS NEVER PLAYED THE GAME

"they be using their snake guns"


Guys, stop being recruited to be homoloveuals using Steam.
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