In honour of our first 100 pages (However belated they may have been, It is the NARG awards! Yay!
So, you may be wondering what my crazy arse has thunk up this time. Well, simply put, I feel that there are individuals that need "special" recognition for a variety of achievements. There are two categories you can place in: The professional awards, serious in nature. And the "Special" awards, for individuals who should not exactly be "rewarded" per say, but should at least recieve some sarcastic clapping of "GOOD JOB!"
Impressive Categories for Professional People.- 1) Best Applicant - Your app made Nexus and I beam with pride. Good job son.
- 2) Best Beta Tester - You report glitches like a woman, complaining about every aspect you can possibly think of. And although most of your complaints will be disguarded, we thank you for making them anyways.
Special Categories for Special People.- 1) Biggest Fan - Good job, your dedication to NARG got you recognized as special! Go tell it to your mum.
- 2) Biggest Stalker - A category designed specifically for Axolotl who has shown us that even on the internet, people can still have creepy obsessions (Particularly with my genitals... I defy you to beat him in this category (Though I wish you wouldn't). :thumbsup:
- 3) Funniest App - Generally speaking, this app made the two of us fall over laughing, You're one funny bugger! Even if you aren't very bright...
- 4) Best Comment - Comments, they're funny somtimes, but some, need special recognition. Anyone have the literay genius to come up with something grand and memorable?
Feel free to nominate yourself for any of these categories if you think you deserve the prize.
But what prize am I talking about? Well, winners of some categories will recieve high premium access in terms of add-ons (Which would otherwise require a sizable donation). As well as your choice between the (hypothetical of course) NARG Keychain and bookmark, or one of axolotl's many Rykuta love dolls (which I am told have life-life proportions and are suitable for all loveualities due to the multi-loveual nature of the doll in question (AKA, Functional Male and Female parts).
This list is subject to change if more ideas become available.
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