DUCK NEWS:
The Duck army has been increasing by the thousands every day. These 6 soldiers joined today, and are in training right.
(Yes, transparency is screwed up a little bit)
The Duck army has also released a picture of weaponry they hold.
Message from Duck Invaders: "Hello, citizens, bartenders, and wives! We just wanted to you know that your safety is concealed and guaranteed! The Duck army has been working very hard to ensure that you like your stay here. Thank you!"
"Oh, and don't forget! We want allies!"