Author Topic: I'm a father apparently? (Read 2123 times)

IkeTheGeneric · September 28, 2011, 07:20:03 PM

totally thought this was gonna be another "i got a girl prego" thread
i had the sandvich jokes revved up and everything

"Were you going to do baby dates with sandvich?"

ooh im potato

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Nickelob Ultra · September 28, 2011, 07:26:28 PM

Dear god OP, what the hell did you do to your cat.

IkeTheGeneric · September 28, 2011, 07:27:21 PM

She got herself knocked up hardcore

don't blame others for your potato actions young man

Vegetarian Zombie · September 28, 2011, 07:28:15 PM

OP when he thinks of cats:

Mega-Bear · September 28, 2011, 07:29:14 PM

I know the culprit.

His name begins with an R and rhymes with "peeper."

Frontrox · September 28, 2011, 07:31:13 PM

Kittens are fun!

e-maxx · September 28, 2011, 07:31:29 PM

I know the culprit.

His name begins with an R and rhymes with "peeper."

patrick?

Belogna · September 28, 2011, 07:43:33 PM

Jubel what the forget, furrism is okay but bestiality is not. the forget.

Ethan · September 29, 2011, 06:35:55 PM

If you're actually serious I will find your house and kill you.

I'm there with you. He better loving not.

Frontrox · September 29, 2011, 06:40:01 PM

I had to drown one of my kittens.

Swholli · September 29, 2011, 07:16:57 PM

This topic wins the award for most misleading-but-actually-accurate-if-your-perspective-is-the-same-as-his topic title.

Had some good lols, sir.

deadpossom · September 29, 2011, 07:20:24 PM

I had to drown one of my kittens.

what