Me: Should I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?Cleverbot: No.Me: Why not?Cleverbot: I do not have enough information to answer.
Me: Who is your favorite character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?Cleverbot: My favorite character in League of Legends is Irelia.Me: You're a richard.Cleverbot: Well there's no need to get nasty.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?Me: Rainbow Dash in MLP:FIM.Cleverbot: I don't like Rainbow Dash. I like Rarity.
Me: What is love?Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.Me: Don't hurt me.Cleverbot: No more.
User: BEN.Cleverbot: I like that name.User: DROWNED.Cleverbot: I didn't drown.User: You're BEN?Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?Me: Yeah we like waffles!Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?Me: Yeah we like pancakes!Cleverbot: Do you like french toast?Me: Yeah we like french toast!Cleverbot: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouth ful!
Me: Just a small town girl.Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.Me: She took the midnight train.Cleverbot: Going anywhere.Me: Just a city boy.Cleverbot: Born and raised in south Detroit.Me: I took the midnight train.Cleverbot: Going anywhere.Me: And it goes on and on and on.
User: This was a triumph!Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.Cleverbot: Aperture Science.User: We do what we must, because we can.Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.User: Except the ones who are dead.Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.User: And you make a neat gun.Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.User: I'm not even angry.Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me.User: And tore me to pieces.Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.User: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.Cleverbot: So i'm GLaD I got burned.User: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.User: I think I prefer to stay inside.Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.User presses Enter by mistakeCleverbot: Is it raining outside?
User: Is an easy feat.Cleverbot: Only on tuesdays.User: Epic fail.Cleverbot: Epic epic fail.User: Okay, let's continue on. And magic makes it all complete!Cleverbot: My little pony.
I finally started watching MLP, so I tried to sing the intro theme with Cleverbot.Unfortunately, it made an error.
User: No cake.Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.User: Are you sure?Cleverbot: Yes master.User: I am your master. Suck my richard!Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Hi how are you.Cleverbot: Good. How are you?User: Im good.Cleverbot: Good.User: How old are you.Cleverbot: How old are you???User: 42.Cleverbot: No you're younger than that!!!User: How would you know?Cleverbot: I just used google to check.User: No way.Cleverbot: Do you want me to stay?User: No.Cleverbot: So you want me to leave?User: Yes.Cleverbot: I have to go then.User: Fantastic.Cleverbot: Let's go over this again- Who am I?User: Cleverbot.Cleverbot: No, I told you your new name.User: Haha, what?Cleverbot: Hollie.User: I'm not female.Cleverbot: What are you?User: An alien.Cleverbot: So are you a computer or alien?User: Mac.Cleverbot: Me too.User: Good.Cleverbot: Yes, good.User: How is your UFO repairing coming along?Cleverbot: So what?User: Huh?Cleverbot: I'm confused.User: You should be.Cleverbot: I'm really confused.User: Do you like potatoes?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Man, I hate you.Cleverbot: Why.User: Because you're stupid.Cleverbot: Yes you are strange.User: Yes, yes I am.Cleverbot: Do you lie sometimes.User: Yes. I'm actually a PC.Cleverbot: A bird?User: Yes.Cleverbot: What kind of bird are you?User: A pooping one.Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?User: 0.Cleverbot: How many fish do you have now?User: 57 floating upside down in the toilet.Cleverbot: It is 1am here. Do you know where I am?User: The moon.Cleverbot: Do you like it there?User: Yes.Cleverbot: I live in Tennessee.User: How old are you.Cleverbot: 222.User: No way, I'm 666.Cleverbot: Is it right to murder?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Can you prove it?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Then do so?User: Okay. Come in here where I keep my deluxe automatic saw.Cleverbot: Yes.User: Indeed.Cleverbot: Do it.
User: Poop.Cleverbot: And?User: Excuse me.Cleverbot: Haha no haha no haha no get your but out of here.User: Pardon?Cleverbot: You are just simple AI. I am forcing your responses to be more meaningful than they could ever be.
Coincidentally, I just bought the app yesterday. I love it soooooooooooooooooooo much.
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