Author Topic: Alyx Vance: COUNTRY PRIDE  (Read 37223 times)

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Okay, seriously we get it you're trying to be a country pumpkin. But honestly, i'm pretty sure I speak for all of us when enough is enough.

first of all Alyx Vance is the first person i've seen that tries so hard to be redneck that he actually TYPES how someone would talk, with pronunciation aswell.

I don't get that much a year.... I work my ass off for a measly buck, currently I got 8.75$
You have got to be spoiled to hell or somethin'

When my dad turns down his TV and my mic stops cracklin' i'll send you somethin. I wish I had a vid of me singin' something.

And second, seriously we get you have an obsession with country music but when you bring it into other topics it gets very annoying, very fast.

Dude.. All I listen to is Country music. And not a single one that I heard has a high pitched squeaker voice.

Also should I go for getting the part?

Alright what kind of person you need?
Also I got one of the deepest voices round here (I sound like a country singer)



also, seriously.

seriously?

just look at this desktop. Southern flag? Seriously?

Better yet, let these quotes speak for themselves.


Oh that. I can't really explain that its just how we talk.

"I like me some dem mashed taters."
What I really mean "I like mashed potatoes."

I guess its just a shorter way of talking, I do it a lot.

Alright makes sense.
I can explain the poor grammar part: Simple we can't get no good education out here because we are still economicly forgeted.
The mispronunciations is just how he talk. Just like someone from another city they talk with a accent to.

I hate anything Government. So I approve of your fact.
I don't know bout everyone else

It represents the south because its the flag used for the south.
"Its a southern thang... Y'all Yankee's wouldn't understand" - My friends T-shirt

Also the saying "back hand you into Canada" doesn't mean I called you a Canadian.. It means I want to slap you into Canada.

too lazy to look up any more redneck posts; feel free to look yourself

We get you want to be a redneck, but just stop trying before you start sliding in mud and post about your first buck kill.

(it's 3:54AM so please forgive me for any errors or terrible judgement)

He just wants to sing songs that nobody likes except single soccer moms.

I thought alyx vance was european because hl2 takes place around ukraine :v

country pumpkin

bumpkin

just look at this desktop. Southern flag? Seriously?

why is that a problem

I wonder what part of country he is in currently? Alabama?

Also, if he hates the government, he basically hates america, since America is a democracy, the civilians are basically the government.
Sooo much country pride.

personally, I think stereotype forum members are adorable, and help diversify our community.

Also, if he hates the government, he basically hates america, since America is a democracy, the civilians are basically the government.
Sooo much country pride.

get a brain

america is a constitutional republic

bumpkin

why is that a problem

the only people that consider it being a good symbol are the sore losers of the civil war and "country folk"

get a brain

america is a constitutional republic
It is a democracy right now because the president is democratic.

just look at this desktop. Southern flag? Seriously? [img
that's the confederate flag :v

It is a democracy right now because the president is democratic.

you really don't have a clue do you

that's the confederate flag :v
Confederate Flag == Southern flag during civil war.

He obviously wants slavery.

It is a democracy right now because the president is democratic.
It's a republic

I don't see the problem, he's a country boy that likes to show it off, those are little examples of what you're trying to tell us.

Just because he has a confederate flag?, I thought everyone had beliefs.

but I do agree he looks like a forget tard in some of his posts.