Author Topic: badspot  (Read 48511 times)

Quickly! use his blood to summon ARC!
Which sacrificial altar should we use? The sun god or the moon god? WHICH ONE PRODUCES LESS SHADOWS ADFASDFADSFASDFASDF



I'm in the building!


oh god!



we're too late! he must have been moved!
Maybe theres a clue, can we get a forensics team in here?

Which sacrificial altar should we use? The sun god or the moon god? WHICH ONE PRODUCES LESS SHADOWS ADFASDFADSFASDFASDF
FORGET THAT, USE MY BODY FOR THE BLOOD RITUAL!



we're too late! he must have been moved!
Maybe theres a clue, can we get a forensics team in here?

Look at that chest, it's mysteriously producing shadows. Kompressor uses shadows. FOLLOW THE CHEST SHADOWS!

im laughing so hard
WE NEED TWO BODIES, MAYBE THREE!

im laughing so hard
STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SERIOUS

BLOCKLAND IS ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED UNDER THE ONE-MAN CODING COUP



LAWTY HURRY UP LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR I'LL GO GET THE KNIFE

STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SERIOUS

BLOCKLAND IS ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED UNDER THE ONE-MAN CODING RESISTANCE



LAWTY HURRY UP LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR I'LL GO GET THE KNIFE
*Takes off all clothes revealing a hunking mass of muscles*
Quickly, lay the bodies down!

OK OK

WAIT WE NEED SEDATIVES COMR4DE IS WRITHING

GOING TO TRY CHOKING HIM UNCONSCIOUS

stop jesus christ im going to wake up the whole house

OK OK

WAIT WE NEED SEDATIVES COMR4DE IS WRITHING
Tie him so that his mouth is suckling on my Pen0r!

It's the only way...

HES CHOKING OK OK

GIVE ME 15 SECONDS ITS ALMOST DONE

HES CHOKING OK OK

GIVE ME 15 SECONDS ITS ALMOST DONE
He's down, however in his dream, he is in ecstasy. Hurry up, he's going to wake up soon!

I WILL GIVE MY LIFE TO SAVE MANY
TAKE ME TO THE SHADOW REALM, KOMPRESSORS SECRET LAIR MUST BE CLOSE BY!

I have comprised a poem to give moral in this mighty battle.

There once was a man named Kompressor
He kidnapped the blockland professor
He was tortured a lot
That poor man badspot
And when it was done he was lesser.