A couple weeks ago, before my spring break, my friends and I were talking, and it came to the large amount of girls that have a crush on me. My friend then decides to tell me that I have a stalker-ish slutty girl that likes me and was going to try to make out with me by my locker. So, my friend points her out, and she is staring at me from halfway across the lunchroom, with her friends, and she's pointing me out. I see her in the hall, and look at her locker, where she had a "few" pictures of me, which I have few of on my facebook, and I'm like "wtf did she add my dad." So, after school, she creeped up by my locker, on the other side of the door, while I'm putting stuff in my bag. She grabbed my shoulder and tried to pull me back, and I'm like "hell no I'm outta here."
Next, we come to the seventh grader who has a crush on me, who actually caught me in a field and kissed me and I'm all "WHAT THE HELL."
And then all the sixth grade girls have a crush on me.
But, uh, there's this seventh grade girl at my school who also likes me but is less obsessed with me and we're friends and such, and I'm perfectly okay with that, not the level of obsession of everyone else.
I've tried being a blatant brony, doing stupid stuff, saying stupid stuff, and they still like me, I can't manage to shake them.
So, forums, I ask you this.
wat do.
this is necessary. please add this to op
