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Kira100000

« April 10, 2012, 09:08:28 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvQB223IwYU&list=UUq6VFHwMzcMXbuKyG7SQYIg&feature=plcp
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Big Brother

« April 11, 2012, 05:34:17 AM »

I made a Blockland texture pack for this game

1.) As administrator, download the ZIP folder and drag all of the new textures into:

Program Files(x86) / Facade / util / sources / Facade / textures

It will replace some of the existing ones.
With very funny things. I'm talking Adolf Hitler photographs as a trinket and bikini pictures in place of wine glasses. It's kind of half-assed stuff, but it makes the game look a hell of a lot more hilarious.

textures

2.) if you don't like the texture pack, copy a previous version of the current texture pack before you overwrite it or reinstall the game.
3.) It is important you do not drag the zip folder into the facade directory. the zip folder is only there to contain information that you are meant to drag yourself.

This is an image of part of it, but I'll let the rest come as a surprise:

Yes, I'm holding a blockhead.
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Kevdude

« April 11, 2012, 08:54:58 AM »

Critical is god
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MegaScientifical

« April 11, 2012, 10:36:33 AM »

2.) if you don't like the texture pack, copy a previous version of the current texture pack before you overwrite it or reinstall the game.


Just added this to the reserved post. I uploaded that for someone else I had livestream the texture edits, but it should be useful to anyone.
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ShadowsfeaR

« April 11, 2012, 11:08:03 AM »

MELON
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TomTheGeek²

« April 11, 2012, 01:02:56 PM »

this makes me want to livestream this again...
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MegaScientifical

« April 11, 2012, 01:04:13 PM »

I think tomorrow, I'm going to make a 30 second video of the game just as an example.
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ShadowsfeaR

« April 11, 2012, 08:10:17 PM »

The shit's not installing. Its just stuck at the install bar, nothing going.
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MegaScientifical

« April 12, 2012, 05:41:32 PM »

I think tomorrow, I'm going to make a 30 second video of the game just as an example.

Calling Trip "Maria" - Façade Short

Here's an example of just how bad Trip hates being called Maria.
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Kevdude

« April 12, 2012, 05:43:04 PM »

link
Oh wow
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Alex Man!

« April 12, 2012, 06:49:02 PM »

WHERE ARE THE NEW WHINE GLASSES?
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MegaScientifical

« April 17, 2012, 08:14:18 PM »

Next to the new Wine glasses.
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Cybertails1998

« April 17, 2012, 10:10:05 PM »

MELON
That's it, it's time for you to leave.

We'll be fine, just go.
not flaming, it's a joke on the game you retards
« Last Edit: June 26, 2012, 09:28:36 AM by Cybertails1998 » Logged
MegaScientifical

« June 26, 2012, 09:30:26 AM »

Highlighted part (blue) shows I've figured out one of her weak points.

Quote
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Tue Jun 26 11 27 03 2012

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP
What, Grace... this?

GRACE
Yes, you know how I feel about it --

TRIP
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!

(ASHLEY knocks on the front door.)

(ASHLEY knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
You know I've had to ask -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Oh, she's here!

GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!

TRIP
No, she's right on time!

GRACE
God... Trip!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Ashley!!

TRIP
Hey!   God  it's been so long since we've seen you!  -- (interrupted)

ASHLEY
Pussy

TRIP
Uh... well you're in some kind of -- (interrupted)

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Ashley,

GRACE
Hi!  How are you?  I'm so happy to see you after so long!

TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time.

GRACE
And, I've got to say, you look really good!

GRACE
Uh...

GRACE
So, come in, make yourself at home... -- (interrupted)

ASHLEY
Grace

GRACE
Uh...

TRIP
Ah!    Ashley,  I -- I really -- (interrupted)

(Trip closes the front door.)

PHONE
** RING **

GRACE
Oh, I'll get it --

TRIP
No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it.

ASHLEY
Fuck

PHONE
** RING **

(ASHLEY picks up the phone.)

PHONE
Hello?  Hello?

(ASHLEY puts down the phone.)

TRIP
Ashley,  no!  Don't do that.

(ASHLEY hugs grace.)

TRIP
Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice.

GRACE
Oh!

ASHLEY
Fuck you dickmouth

TRIP
Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her.

GRACE
(nervous coughing)

TRIP
(nervous coughing)

ASHLEY
Your nose is fat

TRIP
that's, um...

GRACE
uuh...

TRIP
you, uh...

ASHLEY
You make me horny

TRIP
ha ha...

GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha, heh...

TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!

GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!

TRIP
Ha ha ha,    Ashley,

GRACE
heh heh heh...

TRIP
heh heh, you had me going there for a sec...

TRIP
heh, ha ha...

TRIP
Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh...

TRIP
put us on the spot...

TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, you know that?

TRIP
heh, ha ha...

TRIP
(big sigh)

TRIP
Uhh, any -- anyway, uh... what were we talking about?

TRIP
Ah!    Ashley,  I'm being a bad host -- you need a drink.

TRIP
Oh this perfect because I just bought these classy new cocktail shakers we've got to try out. -- (interrupted)

ASHLEY
I don't drink.

TRIP
Uh, um, wait, um, uh, we need drinks.

TRIP
We need to have something really fun,

ASHLEY
No we do not.

TRIP
like sangria?

TRIP
Oh, I -- I thought you'd love that...

ASHLEY
No

GRACE
Trip, Trip, try to realize we don't all share your infatuation with mixed drinks.

GRACE
Ashley,  Trip's getting a little carried away...  maybe you just want some juice, or a mineral water?

TRIP
You know what why I don't I just open a bottle of merlot and make it easy. 

ASHLEY
No drinks, thank you.

TRIP
Oh, yeah, y -- you know, I should fix you a real drink in not too long... -- (interrupted)

ASHLEY
No drinks.

ASHLEY
No drinks please.

TRIP
In terms of drinks...

TRIP
What do you say Grace, -- (interrupted)

TRIP
What?!

ASHLEY
No drinks

GRACE
Trip, Trip, it's alright, our friend is just giving you a bit of a hard time tonight.   -- (interrupted)

GRACE
As for my drink...

GRACE
  The merlot sounds fine.

TRIP
Oh! Uh...  Okay.

ASHLEY
Do not use the anniversary wine

GRACE
So,   Ashley,  ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my new decorating, uhh... 

ASHLEY
It's terrible.

TRIP
Oh, Grace, no, no, -- (interrupted)

GRACE
(little sigh) -- (interrupted)

TRIP
W -- wait, wait, wait...  uh, take a -- take a closer look...  You have to let it soak in a little while before you say anything.

TRIP
Here Grace, I poured you the first glass.

ASHLEY
It's awful.

(ASHLEY picks up a Grace's drink.)

GRACE
Okay, thanks.

GRACE
Oh, well...

GRACE
(little sigh) So I've been collecting these sculptures...

GRACE
but now when I look at them, they give me a... like... a... headache.

TRIP
Oh no, no...    Ashley,  they're nice...

TRIP
Well I'll just put this on the bar for you.

GRACE
Uhh... I'm sure I can return most of this, and try to start over again on this room...

(ASHLEY puts down a Grace's drink.)

(ASHLEY picks up a player's drink.)

ASHLEY
This room is terrible

GRACE
What?  Is something --

TRIP
Grace, it's okay, a little criticism never hurt anybody... it's good!

(ASHLEY sips her player's drink.)

(ASHLEY sips her player's drink.)

(ASHLEY sips her player's drink.)

(ASHLEY sips her player's drink.)

GRACE
Oh... Yeah... alright...

(ASHLEY sips her player's drink.)

GRACE
   I mean, we're all friends here.

(ASHLEY puts down a player's drink.)

(ASHLEY picks up a player's drink.)

TRIP
Grace, everything's fine, no one is complaining about your decorating...

(ASHLEY sips her player's drink.)

GRACE
Trip, I'm sorry but this room is just not working...  I'm going to return what furniture I can, and redo it.

ASHLEY
Your decorating is terrible.

GRACE
Ashley,  what -- -- (interrupted)

(ASHLEY sips her player's drink.)

TRIP
Ha ha, she doesn't mean that Grace.

(ASHLEY sips her player's drink.)

TRIP
She's just joking around...!

(ASHLEY puts down a player's drink.)

GRACE
(small sniff)     I hope so...


ASHLEY
This room is ugly.

GRACE
Ashley,  are you just trying to annoy me with this?

(ASHLEY picks up a Grace's drink.)

TRIP
Grace...

GRACE
I really don't need to hear this right now...

TRIP
Grace, where are you going?

ASHLEY
No. I'm being honest,.

GRACE
Uhh, I'll be in the kitchen.

(ASHLEY sips her Grace's drink.)

(ASHLEY sips her Grace's drink.)

(ASHLEY puts down a Grace's drink.)

(ASHLEY picks up a Grace's drink.)

TRIP
(frustrated sigh)

(ASHLEY sips her Grace's drink.)

(ASHLEY sips her Grace's drink.)

(ASHLEY sips her Grace's drink.)

TRIP
Um, Grace, darling, could you --  -- (interrupted)

(ASHLEY sips her Grace's drink.)

(ASHLEY sips her Grace's drink.)

(ASHLEY sips her Grace's drink.)

TRIP
Wait,    Ashley,  where -- where are you going?

(ASHLEY puts down a Grace's drink.)

TRIP
We're fine, you -- (interrupted)

GRACE
I didn't want this to happen tonight... -- (interrupted)

GRACE
What?  Oh... 

ASHLEY
You're terrible at decorating

GRACE
Ashley,  -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Ashley,  what the hell is going on with you tonight?

TRIP
Hey, what's going on in there?

ASHLEY
You will never be an artist.

GRACE
I just don't understand where this is coming from!

TRIP
Alright,    Ashley,  that's it, you've got to leave.

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you just have to go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

(ASHLEY points to the elevator button.)

(ASHLEY points to the elevator button.)

(ASHLEY points to the elevator button.)

(ASHLEY points to the elevator button.)

« Last Edit: September 18, 2013, 05:16:03 PM by MegaScientifical » Logged
Man 2

« June 26, 2012, 09:33:22 AM »

Trip:
Uh... hmm... uh...

Grace:
Ha ha... ha... ha...

Player:
[Expletives]
« Last Edit: June 26, 2012, 09:35:30 AM by Man 2 » Logged
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