Author Topic: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666 (Read 3087329 times)

otto-san · May 28, 2015, 04:23:30 PM

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany willy. Eleven inches. "

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Space1255 · May 28, 2015, 04:38:48 PM

Quote from: otto-san on May 28, 2015, 04:23:30 PM

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany willy. Eleven inches. "

(Losing intensifies)

Ceist · May 28, 2015, 05:14:49 PM

Quote from: otto-san on May 28, 2015, 04:23:30 PM

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany willy. Eleven inches. "

i was in a skype call reading this and my friend was writing a speech at the same time. when he was writing down points he said "god damn it look what you made me do" and read aloud the bit he screwed up on -"And for my third and final willy."