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chat of the day

yes please
24 (75%)
no
8 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Author Topic: Chatous.com. it's like omegle, but it's not. now with screen names v1  (Read 79171 times)

On another note...

Stranger: v
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such


Damn it.
wtf im the one calling people gay

You: Hey there
Stranger: Tuna is good for doge
Stranger: :|
You: orly
Stranger: For I AM the doge
You: walk
You: swat
You: muzzles
Stranger: N
You: xbox
Stranger: Wat
You: ben
You: dodger
You: orion
Stranger: You will never guess
You: drendran
Stranger: Im that weird guy that stalks forums but has sibling on forums
You: ohreally
Stranger: I AM WEIRD
Stranger: YES
Stranger: Guess my sibling
Stranger: He is sane
Stranger: And has impersonators
Stranger: :|
You: I don't know
Stranger: Clue he is ultimate
Stranger: And likes duns
Stranger: Dunes*
You: wat
Stranger: GOD DAMN IT
You: wat; -;
Stranger: Put words togetherrr
You: weirdsibling22
Stranger: False
Stranger: I will chop your richard off if I find this in the topic

Only posting because he doesn't want this in the topic

Code: [Select]
You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
You: Blockland
You: Blooockland
Stranger: blacklond
You: blacklond
Stranger: it's the same loving guy
Stranger: with the blacklond stuff
You: Yep
Stranger: that i accidentally closed on
Stranger: is it walk
You: What
You: No grunterdb
Stranger: gay
Stranger: as forget
You: I aint no walk
You: Yo brother dont be hatin
Stranger: k fine grunterdb
You: Just cause I'm lovey with a huge ass mustache doesn't mean I ain't kew.
Stranger: it's onion so keep the forget down
Stranger: i gotta find other people
Stranger: pec 3 fuqk out
Stranger disconnected.

I have met a kinsman
Everyone thinks its me!

Ok the navy seal thing is getting old

but navy seals always find time to argue with random kids on the internet

DUH

Quote
You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
You: Hi
Stranger: HELLO
You: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo
Stranger: OH LOOK IT'S YOU
You: YES
You: BLOCKLAND 2012!
You: !!!!!!!
Stranger: CANT REMEMBER YOUR loving USERNAME BUT IT'S loving YOU
You: SWAT 3
You: YUS
Stranger: OH YEAH
You: WHO R U
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW
Stranger: I THINK I AM HUMAN
Stranger: MAYBE
You: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo
You: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Stranger: TO MANY WORDS MAN
You: WORDS
You: ARE
You: GOOD
You: GOOGLE THE loving THING
Stranger: GOOD THINGS ARE UHH GOOD
You: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo
Stranger: GODDAMN IT
You: WTF
Stranger: LLGO JUMP JSKDNEE
Stranger: AAA
Stranger disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: bitch ass brother gona get cut!
You: balls to tha walls niga
You: balls to tha walls niga
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
Stranger: eat a richard and die
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
Stranger: eat a richard and die
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: v
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and di
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: v
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: eat a richard and die
You: balls to tha walls niga
You: balls to tha walls niga
You: balls to tha walls niga
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: lol good chat, see ya
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger disconnected.

I cant connect to anyone :c

You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
You: blf
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I will wipe your ass with my richard
Stranger: balls 2 walls
You: ogm Self Delete by stab no tree fake canibedoge
Stranger: trololoollololllollololo

best chat of all time

You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: vsulfate thinks bubagum is a nice peec of asulfate thinks bubagum is a nice peec of ass.
Stranger: sulfate thinks bubagum is a nice peec of ass.
Stranger: v
Stranger: sulfate thinks bubagum is a nice peec of ass.
Stranger disconnected.

What is this...

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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
You: Ben Grapevine is a lovey beast
Stranger: BLOCKLAND HAS INVADED YOUR BASE
Stranger: WE CAME TO
You: OH stuff
Stranger: CUM
You: A KINSMAN
Stranger: EVERYWHERE
You: GRUNTERDB
Stranger: guess who i am
You: WHOO DO YOU HAIL
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am not grunt
You: No, I am grunterdb
Stranger: OH
Stranger: HOLY stuff
Stranger: I WILL FUK U
You: Pls
Stranger: tomorrow though
You: Plsplspls
You: forget
You: forgetforgetfuuuck
Stranger: guess who i am
You: Tremrist?
Stranger: na
You: ...Walk?
Stranger: Nope
You: ....Ben?
Stranger: Na
You: ........Onion?
Stranger: Nope
You: .................Jelly?
Stranger: Ya
You: Weeeeehw
Stranger: LETS FUK!
You: okai but wayt
You: I have da lerps a herps
*** Stranger gets naked
Stranger: WHO CARES ILL CUT UR EPEEN OFF
Stranger: THEN IT WILL WORK!
You: YAH
*** You forget
*** You Okay this works.
*** You So I'll just.
*** You inserts his pig richard into Jellys ass, viciously jizzing inside.
*** You grunts as blood spurts out of his ass.
You: NAwjdkhawd
Stranger disconnected.

Me and jelly are now forgetbuddies, LET IT BE KNOWN

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-snap-
Me and jelly are now forgetbuddies, LET IT BE KNOWN

I'm forget buddies with everyone.
(but only for a day dont let him know k????)

You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: vsulfate thinks bubagum is a nice peec of asulfate thinks bubagum is a nice peec of ass.
Stranger: sulfate thinks bubagum is a nice peec of ass.
Stranger: v
Stranger: sulfate thinks bubagum is a nice peec of ass.
Stranger disconnected.

What is this...
Stranger: sulfate thinks bubagum is a nice peec of ass.
You: Hi
You: lol
You: blockland
Stranger: ya.....
You: :D
You: whats your ign
Stranger: gay homo 87
You: -_-
Stranger disconnected.

chatous is now BLF central lol

You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: balls to tha walls niga
You: asl
Stranger: asdertyukl;'lkjhgfdsfghjkl;'lkjhg
Stranger disconnected.

so many people without lives asking asl

this turned from forget with people to chat with blocklanders that show up as strangers, tell you their name 2 seconds later, blurt out random stuff, disconnect then post about it in a futile effort to be funny