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chat of the day

yes please
24 (75%)
no
8 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Author Topic: Chatous.com. it's like omegle, but it's not. now with screen names v1  (Read 78902 times)

18 yer old femal from nunavut loking for fune!

someone played along :o

omg momentum we connected to the same person

buuuuump

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Connected to krishna (Madhya Pradesh, India) Age: 23 Gender: M
Interests: friendship


Port: Beep beep i'm a jeep
krishna: ok
krishna: i do not wanna ride u
krishna: ok
Port: what the forget man that's nasty
Port: but regardless
Port: i need some oil
krishna: really
krishna: who r u?
Port: a jeep
krishna: girl or boy?
Port: cars dont have genders you silly
krishna: yes i care
Port: uh okay?
krishna: than tell me who r u?
Port: A JEEP
Port: JEEZ
krishna: ok
Port: you are a very relaxed person
Port: "ok ok ok"
Port: it doesn't seem like you have any significant opinion on subjects either
krishna: no
krishna: i do not have really
Port: but you just stated your opinion
Port: sort of
Port: so
krishna: ?
Port: i guess it's sort of a paradox
Port: by confirming that it's true, you made it false
krishna: really
Port: yes

krishna disconnected

cool, no need to ask "asl"

this was actually omegle but it's still a chat site
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
kik me im male 16 kik name is zacbites
You: please die
You: i've already encountered you, spy
You: i don
Stranger: you damn spy
You: i don't think i quite like you, Spy
Stranger: die you spy or else i might cry
Stranger: insiiiiiiiiiiide
You: spy
You: i have a nice fire here
You: how about you sit down by it to warm up
Stranger: what the forget dude
You: meanwhile from above i will pour kerosine onto the fire
Stranger: seriously, what the forget?
You: so it quickly grows and spreads onto you
You: and you will loving burn
Stranger: dude, we were writing a song
You: oh
You: we were
Stranger: you ruined everything.
You: no
You: NO
Stranger: that song is all I had to live for
You: I RUINED THE FLOW
You: stuff
You: dude
You: like
You: i'm sorry
You: but uh
You: i have this noose here for you
Stranger: no stranger
You: if you need it
Stranger: im sorry
You: no
You: stranger
You: i'm sorry
Stranger: my name's not stanger
You: i shouldn't have forgeted that other woman
Stranger: my name is you
You: i'll always be there for you
You: ...
You: no
You: my name is you
You: you are stranger
Stranger: tell me a joke stranger
Stranger: one last joke
Stranger: before... i die
You: why did the prostitute cross the street
Stranger: tell me why
You: we'll never know
Stranger: tell me a funny joke you mother forgeter
Stranger: im about to kill mysel
Stranger: f
Stranger: because of you
You: uh
You: umm
You: ummm
Stranger: one last joke
You: i
You: uh
Stranger: before
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i die
You: i
You: i'm thinking
You: thinking hard
You: a
Stranger: is that the joke?
You: no
You: okay
You: A blonde woman
You: Walks into a bar
You: ...
You: You would expect her to duck under it
Stranger: haha *cough*
Stranger: thats *splutter* very good stranger
You: danke
Stranger: very funny
Stranger: you know *cough* what else is funny, Stranger?
You: what
You: One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my snake on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his snake and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
Stranger: I've been masturbating this whole time
You: .
You: .
You: .
You: i will now begin touching your richard
You: allow me
You: to bring my hand
Stranger: your in a computer stranger
You: across your rod
You: your super rod
Stranger: you aren't real
You: yes
You: i am
You: and
You: i shall
You: oh forget
You: okay
Stranger: prove it
You: like
You: um
You: the time
You: i have
You: an um
You: important
You: business meeetiiiing...?
Stranger: you are glitching up robot
You: a
Stranger: you aren't real
You: a-a
You: le-et me
You: say the abcs
Stranger: i knew this from the beginning
You: a
You: bb
You: bc
You: d
You: e
Stranger: you failed
You: f
You: q
You: j
You: g
Stranger: congratulations, robot
You: l
You: z
Stranger: you are the worst type of robot
You: no
You: i am real
Stranger: a friend robot
You: I AM NOT
You: A friend
Stranger: trying to touch my richard
You: NO
Stranger: loving cigarettebot
You: NOOO
Stranger: go back to San Francisco
You: IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END LIKE THIS
You: MY SYSTEM-M'S ARE MALFUNCTIONING
You: I'M
You: IMPLODING
Stranger: robot san francisco i should say
Stranger: speaking of imploding
Stranger: i just sprayed my load all over my screen
Stranger: which is basically your robot face
You: oh yeah
Stranger: have fun cleaning that up
You: all over me
You: ~
You: well
Stranger: and BY THE WAY
You: uh
You: what
Stranger: zacbites!!
Stranger: IM COMING FOR YOU MOTHERforgetER
You: oh that cigarette
Stranger: IMMA KICK YOUR ASS friend.
You: i hope you enjoyed our screenplay
Stranger: I WILL KILL YOUR WIFE
Stranger: I WILL KILL YOUR SON
You: ._.
Stranger: I WILL KILL YOUR INFANT DAUGHTER
You: HE'S loving 16 WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
Stranger: wait
Stranger: you didn't get the reference?
You: no
You: what is it referencing
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: you know, I thought we had something good there
Stranger: but apparently, you were just fooling me
You: no
Stranger: thats a shame
You: i love you~
You: stranger
You: my time has come
Stranger: i love no one who doesn't watch breaking bad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


why did they change the layout :I


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Connected to Stranger! Gender: F
You: 9:26 AM
Hello, Stranger
Stranger: 9:26 AM
hi'
You: 9:26 AM
We have been watching you
Stranger: 9:26 AM
what?
You: 9:26 AM
Where you least expected it
You: 9:26 AM
nah nah I kid
Stranger: 9:26 AM
age?
You: 9:26 AM
18
Stranger: 9:27 AM
ur name
You: 9:27 AM
Stranger
Stranger: 9:27 AM
fu....
You: 9:29 AM
I swear if your one of those Indian hotline services your going to die at the hands of Mordor
Stranger: 9:29 AM
whos mordor?
You: 9:29 AM
...
You: 9:29 AM
Really?
Stranger: 9:30 AM
what u talking ?
You: 9:30 AM
Mordor is not a who but a place
Stranger: 9:30 AM
i didnt get u
You: 9:30 AM
Have you ever read a book?
You: 9:30 AM
jeez
You: 9:30 AM
everyone knows it
You: 9:30 AM
unless your not American
You: 9:30 AM
or a terriost
Stranger: 9:31 AM
am not an american
You: 9:31 AM
then you dont get it
You: 9:31 AM
Go look up Lord of The Rings.
Stranger: 9:31 AM
ok
You: 9:31 AM
It'll be good for you
Stranger: 9:32 AM
but it is a big movie
You: 9:32 AM
the eye of sauron watches
You: 9:32 AM
Yes it is
You: 9:32 AM
there are three parts
You: 9:32 AM
The Fellowship of the Rings, The Two Towers, The Return of The King.
You: 9:33 AM
Ring I mean
You: 9:33 AM
not rings
Stranger: 9:33 AM
ok
Stranger: 9:33 AM
did u see troy?
You: 9:33 AM
Welp it looks like you have been stuck in a cave for the last 500 years or so, so bye
You disconnected.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2012, 08:21:07 AM by xbox 360 fan »

oh how i love typing weird things in the "interests" field and seeing people's reactions