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chat of the day

yes please
24 (75%)
no
8 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Author Topic: Chatous.com. it's like omegle, but it's not. now with screen names v1  (Read 79179 times)

You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: if u see
Stranger: muzles
Stranger: tel him
Stranger: i stole
Stranger: his thing
Stranger: ok thx.
You: WILL DO
You: JELLYFISH
You: AWAY!
You disconnected.
met him
You: are you the forgeter from space
Stranger: no...
You: yes
Stranger: Are you?
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Mu zzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzz les56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzle s56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles5 6Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56M uzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muz zles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzl es56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles 56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56 Muzzles56Muzzles56
Stranger disconnected.

wtf

You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo

You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: hi
You: H
Stranger: h?
You: Do you not even know?
Stranger: nopw
You: Well, you are a male, so you wouldn't understand
You: and H is
You: a super, artificial gender from the Haxlin race hailing from Zeta-52 of the Hadron-w quadrant of the New Jalon way galaxy.
You: It's quite amazing
You: Both male and female capacties
You: and more
Stranger disconnected

Ok the navy seal thing is getting old

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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: hi
You: yolo
You: hi
Stranger: Condoms are for the swagless
Stranger: YOlo
You: to you have the swagga of awsomeness
You: do
Stranger: I INVENTED IT
You: like the beast mode of cha ching
You: whats u name foo
Stranger: It was named after me Lord Swagginbrother of Awsomness (Castle in UK)
You: sorry, i have to say your wrong
Stranger: Noo
Stranger: The universe iswrong
Stranger: again...
You: the correct answer is, Samuel L Jackson
Stranger: what an disgrace
You: enjoy your day at Disney World bish

Ok the navy seal thing is getting old
<insert navy seal quote here>

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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
You: Blockland
You: Blooockland
Stranger: blacklond
You: blacklond
Stranger: it's the same loving guy
Stranger: with the blacklond stuff
You: Yep
Stranger: that i accidentally closed on
Stranger: is it walk
You: What
You: No grunterdb
Stranger: gay
Stranger: as forget
You: I aint no walk
You: Yo brother dont be hatin
Stranger: k fine grunterdb
You: Just cause I'm lovey with a huge ass mustache doesn't mean I ain't kew.
Stranger: it's onion so keep the forget down
Stranger: i gotta find other people
Stranger: pec 3 fuqk out
Stranger disconnected.

I have met a kinsman

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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
Stranger disconnected.
BEN DEAR ME BEN

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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
Stranger disconnected.
BEN DEAR ME BEN
WHO IS TALKING ABOUT ME???

You: Hey there
Stranger: Tuna is good for doge
Stranger: :|
You: orly
Stranger: For I AM the doge
You: walk
You: swat
You: muzzles
Stranger: N
You: xbox
Stranger: Wat
You: ben
You: dodger
You: orion
Stranger: You will never guess
You: drendran
Stranger: Im that weird guy that stalks forums but has sibling on forums
You: ohreally
Stranger: I AM WEIRD
Stranger: YES
Stranger: Guess my sibling
Stranger: He is sane
Stranger: And has impersonators
Stranger: :|
You: I don't know
Stranger: Clue he is ultimate
Stranger: And likes duns
Stranger: Dunes*
You: wat
Stranger: GOD DAMN IT
You: wat; -;
Stranger: Put words togetherrr
You: weirdsibling22
Stranger: False
Stranger: I will chop your richard off if I find this in the topic

Only posting because he doesn't want this in the topic

You: are you the forgeter from space
Stranger: no...
You: yes
Stranger: Are you?
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Mu zzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzz les56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzle s56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles5 6Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56M uzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muz zles56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzl es56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles 56Muzzles56Muzzles56Muzzles56 Muzzles56Muzzles56
Stranger disconnected.


Yeah, that was me. I got bored....

Yeah, that was me. I got bored....
why me?

why is everyone thinking everyone is mme

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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
You: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: r u
Stranger: zxbox 203 fan
Stranger: or r u .. elcrao
Stranger: or .. um .. onion
Stranger: or muzles?
Stranger: or ..
Stranger: beijcks
You: Sat
Stranger: or ..
Stranger: ... who
Stranger: ok ..
Stranger: . .swat?
Stranger: ......... salad?
You: Sat
Stranger: ... tomatos?
Stranger: ripened ..
Stranger: grapefruits ..
You: My cat.
You: Is trying to mooch a chicken nugget.
You: rofl
Stranger: ur makin .. my vagina .. rely wet.
Stranger disconnected.



On another note...

Stranger: v
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such




Damn it.

You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
You: forget you
You: muzzles
Stranger: not muzles
Stranger: forget
Stranger: IS NOT MUZLES
Stranger: i steal
Stranger: muszle stuff
Stranger: ok?
You: jellyfish
You: forget you
Stranger: also onions
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: :(
Stranger: nobsuy will
You: tremrist
Stranger: evr
You: forget
Stranger: find me
Stranger: evre
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NOT HIM
Stranger: nobody evre find me
You: GIVE ME A HINT
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: Ben Grapevine is a homoloveual and should be treated as such
You: BITCH
Stranger disconnected.