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Author Topic: Chatous.com. it's like omegle, but it's not. now with screen names v1  (Read 78899 times)

met cancel :D


Stranger: hello
You: hello there
Stranger: male 18 want to talk with u
You: hm. It seems as though everyone here is "male 18"
Stranger disconnected.

Lol


Quote
You: I WILL EAT YOU
Stranger: try
You: NUMNUMNUNMNUNMNUNM
You: STRANGER ES DED
Stranger: oh stuffTT NOT MY ARM
You: NOT BIG SUPRIS
Stranger: nah I'm still fighting
Stranger: grab this knife with my one good hand
You: MY BODY ABSORBS YOU KNIFE
Stranger: STABBING YOUR MOUTH GET BACkool kids klub CREATURE
You: I AM GABE NEWELL
Stranger: OH stuff I HAVE NO CHANCE
You: GABE'S BOWELS HAVE A PC AND EPISODE 3
You: IT IS YOUR DESTINY
Stranger: NOOOOOO
You: TO BEAT IT
Stranger: forget narcolepsy
Stranger: I'm gettin sleepy again
You: you FAILED
Stranger: =(
You: STRANGER IS DED
Stranger: my eyes are closing.
You: DED
Stranger: tthe long sleep
You: THANKS, AND HAVE FUN.
You disconnected.

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You: Hi, I have a business inquiry for you
Stranger: hi
You: Could you please fill out a survey
You: One question is all it takes
Stranger: yes
You: First question, do you even lift?
You: And if so, are you like 10% body fat?
Stranger disconnected.

MY SIDES

Quote
You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: hi im 21 f (no love)
You: rofl it took that long for me to find someone who wasn't going to say that?
You: *was
You: xD
You: All I wanted to know, that was like 9 attempts.
Stranger: how old are u
You: 12
Stranger disconnected.

Win.

Quote
You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: 16 m and horny...searching f ( with cam please :D)
You: balls to the wall niga
Stranger disconnected.
did i do something wrong

 forgot the s in walls :d
« Last Edit: November 16, 2012, 06:19:21 PM by xbox 360 fan »

what is a bejacks

you told me you were a fruit YOU LIED TO ME


Quote
You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: 14m
You: Hello
You: I have something to tell you
Stranger: ok start
You: can't tell anyone else
You: BALLS TO THE WALLS NIGA
Stranger: no i wont
You: BALLS TO THE FREAKING WALLS NIGA
Stranger disconnected.
ahhhh

what is a bejacks

you told me you were a fruit YOU LIED TO ME
I always lie.



Quote
You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say yo!
Stranger: balls to tha walls niga
You: HEY
You: BLOCKLAND
Stranger: balls to tha walls niga
Stranger: balls to tha walls niga
You: WOOO
You: BLOCKLAND WOOO
You: balls to the walls niga
Stranger: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo.
You: oh god lol
You: going on the thread
WHO THE forget IS THIS
editL silly orion