Author Topic: Apparently, procrastination is a mortal sin! Hooray! (Read 3044 times)

Acerblock · December 03, 2012, 04:10:50 PM

Lol, I just learn in religion masturbating and research kills the relationship with humans and God. Wut.

Honestly, everyone without arms and legs would only be allowed into heaven lol (I do NOT masturbate actually).

Discuss this.

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Kalphiter · December 03, 2012, 04:11:55 PM

Quote from: Acerblock on December 03, 2012, 04:10:50 PM

(I do NOT masturbate actually).

I'm glad you had to clarify that.

shyGriff · December 03, 2012, 04:12:08 PM

didn't everyone know this already

Bisjac · December 03, 2012, 04:12:56 PM

because religion dosnt want you enjoying life. you have to be miserable and needy, otherwise you wouldnt need religion.

Tango� · December 03, 2012, 04:13:34 PM

love is too, so i guess i'm going to hell.

shyGriff · December 03, 2012, 04:13:59 PM

also, this is going to start a religion war and you know it

Momentum · December 03, 2012, 04:14:22 PM

Quote from: Acerblock on December 03, 2012, 04:10:50 PM

(I do NOT masturbate actually).

Ipquarx · December 03, 2012, 04:15:06 PM

I'm Christian and even I think this is BS.

Isaac Fox · December 03, 2012, 04:15:48 PM

Quote from: shyGriff on December 03, 2012, 04:13:59 PM

also, this is going to start a religion war and you know it

Acerblock · December 03, 2012, 04:16:32 PM

Quote from: Ipquarx on December 03, 2012, 04:15:06 PM

I'm Christian and even I think this is BS.

yeah me too.

ShadowsfeaR · December 03, 2012, 04:17:11 PM

Dun spil Godes seed pls he dun liek it

Blastdown · December 03, 2012, 04:17:13 PM

brown town love is also forbidden
probably oral love too

and it only kills the relationship until you ask jesus to forgive in the next prayer session

D3ATH LORD · December 03, 2012, 04:18:12 PM

religion is ~~loving handicapped~~ stupid

Also:

Quote from: Acerblock on December 03, 2012, 04:10:50 PM

(I do NOT masturbate actually).

Quote from: Kalphiter on December 03, 2012, 04:11:55 PM

I'm glad you had to clarify that.

EDIT:

Quote from: Ipquarx on December 03, 2012, 04:15:06 PM

I'm Christian and even I think this is BS.

Stop saying that you think this is bullstuff and you're christian. If you think this is bullstuff, then you ain't christian.

:/

shyGriff · December 03, 2012, 04:18:39 PM

Quote from: D3ATH LORD on December 03, 2012, 04:18:12 PM

religion is ~~loving handicapped~~ stupid

and
here
we
go

Muzzles56 · December 03, 2012, 04:18:52 PM

Quote from: Blastdown on December 03, 2012, 04:17:13 PM

brown town love is also forbidden
probably oral love too

In the Roman Catholic faith, you have to have love in marriage and in marriage only. love outside marriage is seen as "casual love" and if you divorce, remarry and forget someone else, its still cheating against the first person.
cause that makes sense...