how do I eat my digital clock
Everyone eats digital clocks every now and then. In 1492, Christopher Columbus found the rare digital clock made in 1051 and ate it for some particular reason. Scientists are still trying to find out why. In 1912, people on the
Titanic were always eating digital clocks. We still don't know why.
You probably know how to eat a clock, but it's okay to know again.
You will need:• A digital clock
• Milk
• Electrical tape
• The ability to eat metal
• The ability to not die by electricity
• Mint milk
Note:brown townog clocks look like this:
You should know what a digital clock looks like.
Step 1:First remember that digital clocks are made differently. brown townog clocks are made with boring gears that turn like ballerinas. Digital clocks are made with pulse generators.
Step 2:Start by unplugging your digital clock from the wall. If you can't unplug it, get some electrical tape and put some tape into your mouth. That way, when you are eating it, you won't get electrocuted, as the electrical tape insulates electrical wires and other material that conducts electricity.
Step 3:If your digital clock's exterior is made of plastic, eat it. The taste of the plastic depends on what plastic you try. If you can't eat plastic, drink milk. If you still can't eat plastic, go find a campfire and burn yourself in it.
Step 4:Eating the insides of a digital clock is pretty difficult, since most of it is made of crappy metal. Trade it for refined metal, or, as an alternative, eat it. As metal will usually crack your teeth, you will need mint milk. Mint milk is more powerful then milk, according to one forum user. Put the milk in your mouth and eat the insides.
Happy digital clock eating!You can use these instructions too!
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