YMDTW4 - TAYLOR NO

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summon a roll that is not 5

oh stuff what now
5
your action is a success

..oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiii-

ignore that last one here's a better one

successfully fail

Gojira (4) FAILURE
Yosher (2) The wall doesn't seem to care.
Jaxx (2) You fail to find any sulfuric acid.
Electrk (2) You trip and tumble right in front of the wall.
masterockets (2) You are thrown off balance by a tumbling person. Electrk you moron
Duhman (2) You cannot seem to find Pinocchio anywhere.
Zeblote (4) You detonate the bomb, causing a noticeable crack.
ShinyArceus (6/6/6/6/5) You cause a roaring stampede of horrifying proportions, as if a million overloaded elephants were running at mach 5. The combined effort causes extreme damage to the wall. You have entered uberrage.
Jokey (5) You successfully summon a tank.
PowerDag (5) You successfully and aggressively perform Hokuto Shin Ken. You can't see the sheer damage from here though.
Shell (1/1) You find sulfuric acid and drink it. Your insides are now sizzling paste. WHOOPS, 2 lives left
Alyx (5) You climb into Jokey's tank and fire both the cannon and the MG.
Redconer (3) You awkwardly wedge it into the wall. Then you detonate it.
Fastlex (5) You fire a massive bullet of generic energy, shooting right into one of the cracks.
PurpleMetro (2) Your palms sizzle uselessly. Try again.
Legodude77 (5) You unload all six- or eight shots into the wall.
FacePalm (6/5) You summon Opticeps and mount him with a war cry as he begins to pound the wall.
Ownage (5) You get a bomb with manga research all over it. Trying to not look at it, you install it onto the wall, and detonate it.
Conan (3) You nail a wooden board onto the wall, only to see it distintegrated by the next couple attacks.
Blockguy (3) You grab the nearest ICBM and toss it at the wall, not realizing it's north korean and the blast range is that of a regular bomb.
Nonnel (6/6/3) You force every single crack in the wall to widen and lengthen using the sheer unadulterated power of your will. You have entered uberrage.
Ipquarx (4) You throw unstable antimatter at the wall and marvel at the explosion.
Menen (2) Your timespace travel magic sizzles, but you try again...
Menen (6/1/1) You warp into an universe where the wall is destroyed and AUTOCONNECT_BOT_TEST is rampaging upon the survivors. You manage to teleport into AUTOCONNECT_BOT_TEST's insides and destroy a lot of them before you perish of being wedged inside some of them. You have granted some ruffians a victory at the cost of your life in another universe. In this one you just vanish. HEROIC SACRIFICE OF SORTS, 2 lives remain
TheKid (3) You dig under the wall. Mortar and bricks block your path however.
Flamecannon (5) You begin constructing a second wall using all the rubble. The wall slides several bricks out from above to help you create your effigy.
TheScout (4) You ASSEMBLE THE DRAGONBALLS AND THROW THEM AT THE WALL.
FancyPants (5) Your successful fail is a failing success, and your display manages to shoot out a brick from the wall.

WALL INTEGRITY: 984,231

Lives note-to-self:
[♥♥x] Gojira (awaiting revival, min 5)
[♥♥x] Shell (awaiting revival, min 6)
[♥♥x] Menen (awaiting revival, min 6)

Currently in rage:
ShinyArceus (uber, 3/3)
Nonnel (uber, 3/3)
« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 11:05:21 PM by Cybertails1998 »

Present the wall with a present
Cement!

Feelin' pumped! You know what this calls for?

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!


facepalm is in rage too, isn't he?

Alright I'll remind you: if a person's revival minimum is 5, you can attempt to revive that person with a minimum of 4 instead.

facepalm is in rage too, isn't he?
forget forgot
If you summon and roll a 6, the second roll is counted as a first attack roll, and so on.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 11:34:28 PM by Cybertails1998 »

shoot the wall with literally every firearm in existence from a safe distance

grab shell by his dead legs and slam him into the wall.

continue to build second wall in squat position, alpha niner delta southern rangers

by the way you should show how much each player contributes to the wall's damage

Get so insane that you hallucinate the wall disappearing, and the hallucination becomes real.

Use Green Lantern powers to slap the wall with a giant foam finger.

Place another antimatter bomb in front of the wall and do the same as before.