THERE WAS A SNAKE IN MY BEDROOM

[mod-man]

my brother used to go out and just grab snakes. theres a picture of him with one coiled around his arm somewhere i think

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[Harm94]

It's obviously searching for the Metal Gear you're hiding somewhere in your room

: Snake are you okay?
: I've reached the bedroom, no sign of Metal Gear Rex.
: We are counting on you snake.
: Hold on, I think a child spotted me.

[hodot]

my brother used to go out and just grab snakes. theres a picture of him with one coiled around his arm somewhere i think

what a loving idiot lmao

[Flush535]

it was actually a worm
well, i finally got to my senses and ran into my room with a bowl and a sheet of plastic, and covered the snake with the bowl. then i slid the plastic underneath.
now I have the snake right here, what should I do with it?

umm...
maybe take it outside and let it go??

[Coupon]

Or to save on postage, you can poison it

I frekin' just watched that movie yesterday.

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

maybe op's ipod is kill

[AdinX]

what a loving idiot lmao

erm
grabbing snakes doesn't make you an idiot
most snakes won't bite you even if pressured to do so, it's entirely a last defense
When I was five, I caught a 14" long garden snake, which wrapped around my arm as well. The snake didn't hurt me, and I didn't hurt it, I just admired it for a while (I also tried to speak parsel-tongue like harry potter, obv didn't work) then let it go.

grabbing a pit viper, black mamba, king cobra or water moccasin, that's another story.

[Zanaran2]

maybe he died from shock

[TurnipBlog]

Still better than a snake in your boot, at least.

[hodot]

maybe he died from shock

ya maybe it was actually an electric eel !!!

[Zanaran2]

ya maybe it was actually an electric eel !!!

Shock is a life-threatening condition that occurs when the body is not getting enough blood flow. This can damage multiple organs. Shock requires immediate medical treatment and can get worse very rapidly.

[hodot]

Shock is a life-threatening condition that occurs when the body is not getting enough blood flow. This can damage multiple organs. Shock requires immediate medical treatment and can get worse very rapidly.

jeez i didnt ask for a loving webmd

[Zanaran2]

jeez i didnt ask for a loving webmd

Close, wikipedia.

[xSetrox]

i let him go in my front yard

[Zanaran2]

i let him go in my front yard

HE LIVES