Author Topic: i lost my legs, advice? (Read 10553 times)

lolz?? · May 25, 2014, 06:16:58 PM

ok so i stepped on a landmine about 5 minutes ago and i lost my legs but thankfully i have my phone so i can ask you guys theyre bleeding a lot right now so can you please help

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Pie Crust · May 25, 2014, 06:18:36 PM

You should step up your league, run to a hospital and stand up to them so they help you.

Bomb Kirby · May 25, 2014, 06:18:56 PM

How did you get over to your computer to ask this highly legitimate question?

F3d323 · May 25, 2014, 06:19:00 PM

call your friends and get them take photos of you
you can call 911 but thats optional

lolz?? · May 25, 2014, 06:19:41 PM

oh edit that i just lost my arms to
turns out theres more then one mine in my kitchen

AcornCake · May 25, 2014, 06:20:05 PM

walk it off

SquartleTurtle · May 25, 2014, 06:20:20 PM

forums first quadriplegic

Pie Crust · May 25, 2014, 06:20:31 PM

Get on your knees, put your hands together and pray to see if Aperture Science helps you out.

�l��kf�ce · May 25, 2014, 06:20:53 PM

smoke some weed before you die

sir dooble · May 25, 2014, 06:21:09 PM

Is the fifth limb okay?

Plastiware · May 25, 2014, 06:21:13 PM

1. Realize latent telekinetic powers

2. Float everywhere

Bomb Kirby · May 25, 2014, 06:22:14 PM

Quote from: lolz?? on May 25, 2014, 06:19:41 PM

oh edit that i just lost my arms to
turns out theres more then one mine in my kitchen

...how did you type that

Alyx Vance · May 25, 2014, 06:22:28 PM

Quote from: sir dooble on May 25, 2014, 06:21:09 PM

Is the fifth limb okay?

inb4hetrieswalkingonsnakeanditblowsup

lolz?? · May 25, 2014, 06:22:39 PM

Quote from: Bomb Kirby on May 25, 2014, 06:22:14 PM

...how did you type that

my tongue

Redconer · May 25, 2014, 06:23:01 PM

Quote from: Bomb Kirby on May 25, 2014, 06:22:14 PM

...how did you type that

Tounge