THE DAILY NEWS THREAD (PIZZA DELIVERED BY DRONE, MAN PULLS PLANE BY MUSCLE)

[xSetrox]

DAILY NEWS
I'll try to keep editing this everyday. However, you may post any new news articles you want. No onion news or joke news, please.
Puppy rescued from tire rim (6/24/2014)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/puppy-rescued-stuck-tire-rim-article-1.1840258

d'awww
Russian Pizza Place now delivers by drone
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/pie-sky-russian-pizza-chain-delivers-drone-n139226
The future!
Man pulls plane with muscle
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/austrian-strongman-moves-airplane-sheer-muscle-n138861
Wow!

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[Isjix]

ever seen a cat being rescued from a suspension coil?

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the full caps title megathread

[Dragonslayer182]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEWS

[Fab]

god damnit setro

[Nal]

DAILY NEWS
I'LL TRY TO KEEP EDITING THIS EVERYDAY. HOWEVER, YOU MAY POST ANY NEW NEWS ARTICLES YOU WANT. NO ONION NEWS OR JOKE NEWS, PLEASE.
PUPPY RESCUED FROM TIRE RIM (6/24/2014)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/puppy-rescued-stuck-tire-rim-article-1.1840258

D'AWWW
RUSSIAN PIZZA PLACE NOW DELIVERS BY DRONE
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/pie-sky-russian-pizza-chain-delivers-drone-n139226
The future!
MAN PULLS PLANE WITH MUSCLE
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/austrian-strongman-moves-airplane-sheer-muscle-n138861
Wow!

while you're at it op

[Electrk.]

since we're talking about human interest and sensationalistic stories...

http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2014/06/23/woe_to_the_wayward_adventurer_the_story_of_the_american_exchange_student_trapped__0

[/Pacha]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=260814.0
news: another setro thread is created, when will the suffering end?

[IkeTheGeneric]

News Enthusiast Caught Spamming Servers,
'Nobody Is Really Surprised', Says Residents.

                                           ^{source: [1][2]}

"Sometimes I get bored and start richarding around in the game. It's a really bad habit of mine."
^{[quote link]}

Local news enthusiast "xSetrox", known also as "Setro", was found spamming various obscenities on various servers. Setro claims that he was, in fact, bored during the spamming. Witnesses claim they saw setro saying phrases such as "Sweat is wetness leaving the body", "Whoever is venting I want to bang you right now", and "drama me pls zapk". When asked to comment on his own spamming of the server, setro ignored all requests and continued to deny the accusations of him conspiring to attack a local hosting service. Witnesses were also able to produce footage of Setro abusing an exploit left over to spam the server even further, as if spamming wasn't enough, setro resorted to lower means to annoy everyone.

^{source: [2]}

Shortly before making this article, I interviewed one of the witnesses who had witnessed the spam as it was happening.
The witness' name and information will be withheld as per request by the witness and to protect their identity.



No other statements were released, details will be updated as they surface. Until then, stay safe and keep your servers clean of spam.

[Momentum]

holy stuff

[/Pacha]

MARRY ME, IKE

[#Ravencroft]

Holy stuff get destroyed lol

[Champion]

LOL

[Mr Man]

Don't we have furling for that?

[.:FancyPants:.]

you know i think i like ike's news better