I am sane.
But fun story:
My sister, age 17 iirc,
has been in jail a grand total of: I lost count, sorry for the inconvenience.
She is a proven kleptomaniac, psycho, claims rape on males she has interaction with for longer than 20 minutes (which includes me, my father, my now deceased uncle, and literally atleast 10 other strangers I have never met since she's been gone from my house.), has prostituted herself on 2 proven occasions, possibly more unproven, has wiped her feces on school walls when she was really young (like 7), the amount of stuff I could say about her could take up an essay if I worded it right.
(also she's OD'd on drugs multiple times and almost died, but that's not interesting enough to be up there.)
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