Are Babies Dishwasher safe??

[Blake1]

dont abort babies instead stick them in a washing machine or dishwasher

[Ad Bot]

[Smooth]

dont abort babies instead stick them in a washing machine or dishwasher

this just cleans them though...

[Biostorm]

ok so i have a pretty tight schedule in the morning and i was just wondering, can i throw my kid into a dishwasher or will it damage the machine? ive had this dishwasher for a few years and we go way back. i remember being to drunk to even walk and he was there for me. i remember after bad breakups he was there to comfort me. i dont want some weird expendable tool like a child going and ruining my best friend.

thanks!

[Camel]

I'm waiting for Outpact to fly in and defend the babies from our insensitive jokes.

good thing we're not joking

we're being very serious

also, dishwasher is a little much- you'd have to remove the racks.

[Smooth]

good thing we're not joking
 you'd have to remove the racks.

itd warp their frames right?

[Camel]

unless you want your kid to look like a tetris block

[hodototman]

If my calculations are correct
There are about 631,170,308 babies aged 1-4 on earth right now according to the 2014 census
The average human can survive about 140 degrees farenheit, the temp. of most dishwashers.
A standard dishwasher are about 24 inches, while most babies are about 14 inches in diameter, and 16 can accomodate a dishwasher at a single time
If we stuck all those babies into a dishwasher at the same time on a normal wash, it would take 26,298,762 dishwashers to annihilate every baby on the planet.
If I'm correct

[Camel]

If my calculations are correct
There are about 631,170,308 babies aged 1-4 on earth right now according to the 2014 census
The average human can survive about 140 degrees farenheit, the temp. of most dishwashers.
A standard dishwasher are about 24 inches, while most babies are about 14 inches in diameter, and 16 can accomodate a dishwasher at a single time
If we stuck all those babies into a dishwasher at the same time on a normal wash, it would take 26,298,762 dishwashers to annihilate every baby on the planet.
If I'm correct

you have a collect call from the FBI

[sir dooble]

you have a collect call from the FBI

And the Nobel committee.

[hodototman]

you have a collect call from the FBI

I'm not going to kill any babies
Honest

[Ipquarx]

I'm not interested in killing babies
Honest

That's what they all say!

[Electrk.]

That's what they all say!

He's onto you!
Quick, say the opposite! That'll throw 'em off!

[Smooth]

unless you want your kid to look like a tetris block

well i care more about the shape of my dishwasher. a child years 1-4's head can easily be reshaped back to round

[XR-7]

well i care more about the shape of my dishwasher. a child years 1-4's head can easily be reshaped back to round

This should work

[sir dooble]

well i care more about the shape of my dishwasher. a child years 1-4's head can easily be reshaped back to round

Why choose round? Why not something unique and fun. Like a pyramid or a cube or a cross or something. Live a little.