Heres some truth, though.
1 - Drunk Russian would never beg for unban. If drunk Russian would beg all the time, he might aswell not do it in the first place.
2 - Drunk Russian is unknown for making dramas. Drunk Russian never made dramas, why would he now?
3 - Tills used 26648 account. I allowed her to use it because I said, "oh neat I found my old account you can have my newer one.". She has her own now.
4 - I would never do that. Personally, I do make fun of DDOS'ing, but that doesn't mean I do it. It's... just a thing.
5 - IP's can't prove much. Drunk Russian has changed his IP multiple times, to avoid being Revoked or going around that.