"a beautiful story with amazing hand-drawn visuals" -Kotaku
i will guide you through the life of a citizen in a city known as "cannabis city"
to start off, we must determine the features of our character
so tell me what the citizen should look like
don't worry about images, i'll take care of those. just give me descriptions
i would suggest starting off by determining the love/gender of this character, relating to physical traits and what they identify as (we'll have fun with these concepts later on)
Event Timeline:
Citizen was determined to have feminine physique, mammary glands, and red eyes with green irises
Citizen's mammary glands were enhanced to excess
Citizen was given a "cool" hat and bunny ears for nipples
Citizen reverted back to previous feminine physique, was given "cool" clothes as well as ears and a nose
Citizen was given weed to smoke, determined to have fought in a war and lost a leg; prosthetic peg-leg made of condensed hemp-wood
Citizen got super high and began to make their way to Taco Bell
Citizen encountered a hostile, armless Jew along the way
Citizen attempts to pummel Jew but fails to follow through
Citizen then preached scientology to the Jew as he was given a lawsuit, thus killing him
Citizen proceeded to steal the Jew's legs
Citizen arrived at destination, Taco Bell; Chapter 2 starts
Citizen kills entire Taco Bell staff, gets pink-eye, and jacks into a box
Citizen steals a truck to load up all of Taco Bell's tacos
Citizen attains psychic powers and turns the establishment into a pile of weed, then proceeds to blaze it
Citizen (now known as Wendy) returns home and meets Snoop Dogg
Wendy and Snoop blaze some weed and fall asleep
Wendy wakes up to find Snoop Dogg dead and converted to Cannabis City standard
