The stuffty Superpower game! v321798

[jonnyman5656]

Make the above users superpower/magic spell stuffty, and then post your own power to be stufftified.
EX:
Frank: The ability to jizz on command!
Billy: Only while thinking of your father. The ability to shoot fire from my hands!

And so on.

The ability to make food appear from my hands

[Ad Bot]

[Zack]

...the food in question being permanently stuck to your hand.

Did I mention the food it makes is inedible because making food with your DNA just makes it out of modified skin and blood cells?

Cannibals unite!


I have the ability to teleport anywhere/anywhen (worst pun 2014) I want in an instant.

[hodot]

you have a year long cooldown

the power to extend any part of my body :^)

[PowerDag]

you must specify the exact measurements, the unit(s) of which were only used by ancient civilizations


the power to shapeshift

[the hacker]

Only geometric shapes.

The ability to turn a DVD into a Blu Ray.

[}]Crazy[{]

only when having 2 dvd players in hand, and 3 blu rays

the power to telekenetics

[TristanLuigi]

but only on objects you don't know about

the ability to walk on water

[Crispy_]

when it's at below 0 degrees celsius

so most of the time it will just be ice muahahaaa



how about the ability to be at multiple places at once

[Zack]

You get a free clone. However, your clone has defects, and this causes him to be a huge starfish to people to the point where everyone thinks you (the not-clone) is a total douchebag and despise you.

The ability to conjure any beast of any kind under my domination and control with my mind, at any time. And dismiss them whenever I wish, with the same power.

[hodot]

they always end up being extremely flatulent.

the power to charge my phone with my hand

[the hacker]

It makes your phone too hot to keep in your hand.

The ability to refill things. For example, a bank account.

[TristanLuigi]

only things with leaks in them (hacked bank accounts?)

the ability to change the weight of any object

[newspeed12]

Object must be held in your hand and can only turn to excess of - ton

Power to turn into a shadow

[Legoboss]

But you can never go back.

Power to read peoples minds.

[the hacker]

Can't turn it off.

The ability to make people loveually frustrated.

only things with leaks in them

I also thought of refilling people's bladders... Painful.