It is dark, and you are alone.

[Rigel]

Text adventure time!

You regain... consciousness? It doesn't feel like you were sleeping, it just now feels like you are aware. Maybe not, as it's either dark as forget or you are blind. You became aware while standing and decide that you'll stay standing. You can't seem to touch anything around you and the ground feels non-existant, as if it's just... nothing...

Status: It is dark, and you are alone.

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

Try to beep boop or otherwise make a noise. Also try walking forward until your blind ass hits something

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Breath fire

[newspeed12]

Shoot semen so that it will cover any walls allowing you to see where you are

[Rigel]

Try to beep boop or otherwise make a noise. Also try walking forward until your blind ass hits something

"Beep Boop! Beep Boop!" You hear the sound echo for a few seconds.

You begin walking forward, but do not hear footsteps. After a few minutes of walking forward, you finally feel something under your feet. You cannot see what it is, but it feels like a mass of large rough stones. Walking forward for another minute, you hit your toe on a small out-cropping rock.

Breath fire

You try, but instead let out some hot air instead. Perhaps you need a toothbrush.

Shoot semen so that it will cover any walls allowing you to see where you are

You feel around your body and find out that you are naked. You find your snake but decide that you need some viewing material first.

Status: It is dark, you are alone without clothing, and your middle toe hit a rock.

[TristanLuigi]

Pick up rock.

[Rigel]

Pick up rock.

You pick up the rock. It's fairly small, just large enough to cover your palm. It feels rough and has quite a few edges. Sadly, you don't have anywhere to put it.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Put rock in starfish.

[newspeed12]

Put rock in starfish.

buttcannon go!

[Derontchi]

Jack off to the rock

Then leave

[Rigel]

Put rock in starfish.

buttcannon go!

You doubt the rock will fit, and it would hardly be a pleasurable experience.

Jack off to the rock

Then leave

It's still dark, and you can't see the rock.

Perhaps you should focus on getting women instead of rocks. In other words, how the hell are you supposed to get out?

Status: It is dark, you are alone, naked, horny, and have a rock.

[newspeed12]

Jack off because you are finally horny

[Rigel]

Jack off because you are finally horny

Again, no viewing material. You can't even see your snake.

[newspeed12]

Again, no viewing material. You can't even see your snake.

How do you not know where your own snake is?

Oh wait plot twist its a woman

[Legoboss]

hump the moist cave wall