the blockland story!

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heres how it goes: I write a sentance then someone writes another sentance that goes along with it to make a story and so thourth until the story is completed

rules:
1.no retarted or dumb sentances like: He walks out of the door and dies of a heart attack
2.only post to post sentences

so lets get started here!

Bob was riding his bicycyle when.....

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[Swholli]

He saw something lying on the ground, something... shiny... very shiny.

[Jsk2003]

so he stops, but accidently was leaning forward, when he did a stoppie on his bike. He fell off though.

[Sheezy]

bobby was suddenly found by a neighbor and rushed to the emergency room

He lost his face.

[Jsk2003]

But luckily in new advances in medical technology, they were able to fully construct his face back, nothing is different.

[Sheezy]

But we had a shortage on skin so we had to take a stuffload off of his crotch.

[Jsk2003]

he is now a lady...for some reason, the removal of snake skin has made it fallen off and boobs to grow. He immediately plays with them in the mirror.

[Sheezy]

and then they fall off.
A disembodied voice screams "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW AN IT" to it.

[Azerath]

It was sad because it used to have a girlfriend, but now has no love partner.

[Sheezy]

It trys glueing a banana to his crotch for a makeshift snake.

It doesnt work.

[Azerath]

Yet, he then tries a baby bottle filled with milk, substituting for... well... you know.

[Sheezy]

It then hires a whore for a lewinsky

It waits for an climax

It gets no climax

It punches whore

Whore bites down on his snake thing

Whore succesfully broke snake thing

[Azerath]

It then goes to get plastic surgery that costs his whole life fortune.

[Sheezy]

Then when he is about to get it, he takes his money back and takes a snake transplant (they always get those from handicaps, because handicaps dont need them :D)

[smartypantsp]

then he decides to start his own dry cleaning store