I was trying to scroll down, but it kept pausing as I went down on the goblins face. The picture seemed to come to life. It began to look like it was trying to crawl out of the screen itself. I looked at its glowing eyes. Suddenly I noticed I had no legs. Then I felt nothing where my arms used to be. When I blinked, I opened my eyes to a sign above me that said "You've been shrek'd", it turned out that sign wasn't a sign, it was some kind of thing that crushes you. Then I woke up
tl;dr shrek
im going to use this in my game
