That recipe is nearly ten years old.
Is there one that uses modern ingredients?
Yes there is!
This is the recipe to make Modern Clan Chowder!
YOU WILL NEED:
A bowl of COHORT
A stick of SPO (roughly 6 inches long)
10 cups of QI and 9 cups of autism tm
Baguette of [H]
Logical oven
Drama oven
aviation clan spice [optional]
TDM clan spice [optional]
Joke clan (for extra flavor) [optional]
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Beat bowl of COHORT with SPO until COHORT is nice and pulpy. (SPO stick might also be broken; throw it in aswell).
Put bowl of COHORT and broken SPO into a freezer until further notice.
Next get 10 cups of QI and 9 cups of autism tm. Mix together thoroughly. That should create an autism flame war powder which you will use for spice.
Get a baguette of [H] and slice into tiny pieces. Then put it into a LOGICAL oven (preheated to 235 degrees).
When you see the [H] start to brown, throw in some [AUK] and wait for it to blacken.
Look out for some [QOTD] measure 3 cups of it. Then throw it all away.
When the brown substance in the LOGICAL oven blackens, take it out and immediately pour the pulpy [COHORT] and [SPO] on it. It should begin to bubble.
Then throw the spice ([autism tm] and [qi]) onto it and it will begin to foam. Throw it into a DRAMA oven for 30 minutes. Take it out and quickly layer it with some aviation and TDM clans (a joke clan or two would add some extra flavor) and you should be good to go!
[WOULD NOT ADVISE EATING.]
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