SUCK IT DOWN MOTHERforgetER CAUSE STRAIGHT PRIDE IS COMING FOR YOU AND YOU BETTER HIDE CAUSE ITS ROLLING
AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND AND ITS GONNA BODYSLAM THE LIVING GAY OUT OF YOU
Whats a straight?
Think of straight pride as the longest road in America. Except its horizontal for gays and black, and only black for transgenders cause they clearly cant see stuff.
The straight flag
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT BITCHBOY CAUSE THATS A BIG LOAD OF
HERESY
THE REALLY REAL STRAIGHT PRIDE FLAG
INTRODUCING THE PRESIDENT OF STRAIGHTS,
The list of forgiven souls that will be given a free gamecube.
Awesomebread - Straight.
Gumba Jonny - Straight.
Badspot - Straight.
Shadowed999 - Straight.
DestoryerOfBlocks - Straight.
Slammer1337 - Straight
SquartleTurtle - Straight.
ßlöükfáce - Straight.
Trogtor - Straight.
childofdarkness016: Straight.
DrenDran - Straight.
Nitro_Weavile - Straight.
IdeTheBird - SUPER STRAIGHT!
Fab - Straight.
MyCreativeName - Straight.
F3d323 - AKA "The End" because he literally ends the pusillanimous individual.
Niff - Straight
Daswiruch - Straight.
KelBlock - Straight.
Caribou - Straight.
Cakey - Straight.
Darksaber2213 - Straight.
SgtDaemon - Straight.
Ben Grapevine - Straight.
Lego Lad - UBER Straight
Dragonslayer182 - Straight.
Steve5451² - Straight.
Ticonderoga - Straight.
Kimon² - Straight.
Dodger - Straight.
Champion - Straight.
Alkatjo - Straight.
Nonnel - Straight.
Katadeus - Straight.
Epicduke - Straight.
Biohazard - Straight.
Redconer - Straight.
ResonKinetic - Straight.
Stocking - Straight.
Zay - Straight.
AcornCake - Straight.
UnoriginalGuy - Straight.
TurnipBlog - Straight.
Kevso11 - Straight.
Bacon Pancakes - Straight.
Morningstar - Straight.
Biostorm - Straight.
Rally - Straight.
SWAT One - Straight.
ultimamax - Straight.
Adivora - Straight.
Zanaran2 - Straight.
Esphere - Straight.
Dexxtter - Straight.
Rigel - Straight.
nerraD - Straight
glados - Straight
Obliviongate20 - Some weird obession with asswallops but its not my problem
Brickmaster - Straight
Satan from wreck it ralph - half straight
csp - straight
Malleo100- straight
Ragequit - straight
MoltenKitten - straight
ThatDarkNinja778 - straight
SteveJenkins- straight
Couatl - straight
jonnyman5656 - straight
joe411 - straight
Invisiblename - straight
NotBomberguy - straight
Eden - straight
Darksaber2213 - straight
Bdarty - straight
Rockinboy2000- straight
Giant tootsie Rolls - Nonloveual forget
Nal - In it for the gamecube
Dreams_Of_Cheese - straight
Silreath - straight
Akio - CHING CHONG WUDDABUDDA (straight0
Hardy619 - Lives up to his name
Epicduke - straight
gebenuwell - straight
ichiioma - straight
Filipe - straight
Basscrossmegaman1 - straight
XR-7 - straight
Ronin - Little bitch
Betelgeuse - Only got laid because the ladies felt bad for his extreme autism. Still straight though.
Ravencroft - straight
Snaked_Snake - Gets all the tits so he probably beat dark souls with the deprived class
The list of the abyss.
Flatflyer
Flatflyer is a Guantanamo bay survivor so please cut him some slack. It honestly sucks being as gay as him.
Treeatmos
Treeatmos is literally a loving waste of gods thought so flatflyer still is technically alone.
WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS
Macho Man Randy Savage: Gays are no good! Come on my face brother!
Obama: Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for gay people, but lasts forever for straight people
Hulk Hogan: Did i hear a gay?!?!? A gay has no right to be here!
