oh stuff people have different thoughts about what two corpses we should loot
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Refticus posted first so i'll just go with him
You say "I think i'll go with corpse #2 and skeleton #1."
The skeleton sarcastically says "ha".
You loot corpse #1 and find an RPG with one rocket, two frag grenades, a GN-30 pistol with one clip, 4 C4 ha ha ha explosives, and a detonator 4 ha ha ha said C4 explosives.
You then loot corpse #2 and find an M16 assault rifle with two magazines, a makarov pistol with 5 clips, and a balaclava.
Skeleton loots hostile #4 and finds a B420 smg, a medical kit and a smoke grenade.
He then loots hostile #5 and finds a G11 carbine, weed, a Annoying Orangeet, and a fedora.
The Camel loots the only corpses left, hostile #6, finding a 4AF shotgun and nothing else, and hostile #3, finding a mounted machine gun [which he mounts on his own back], a Kevlar vest that somehow fits him, and a camera.
The Camel takes out his radio and makes what can only be described as "Camel noises" into it.
A helicopter arrives, The Camel points at it, and enters.
"I think he wants us to go in with him." says Skeleton.
He puts on his fedora.
"Let's go."
Note: I'm keeping track of your allies' inventory now.
You can check what they have, and trade with them.
Inventory
300$
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
German Combat Armor [Equipped]
Swastika Cap [Equipped]
Combat Knife
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare
Makarov pistol 12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare
M16 assault rifle 32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun 7/8 shells, 8 shells spare
Silenced Uzi [30/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Steroids [4]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
People
You[/color have a concussion, a leg injury, and a bullet hole in your torso
Skeleton has dust on him, a cracked skull, three cracked ribs, and a fractured right kneecap.
The Camel is moderately wounded
Helicopter pilot
Hostile #1 is dead
Hostile #2 is being dead
Hostile #3 is dead
Hostile #4 is dead
Hostile #5 is being dead
Hostile #6 is dead
Objectives
Fly to the united states of america and assassinate president Obama
Objects
Helicopter
Oil barrel
Broken fuse box
Wire
Empty water bucket
Electrified puddle
Speedboat
Dumpster
Telephone box
A golden turd
oops
Poll