inflation quest
i tried playing inflation quest for the novelty of reviewing a phone game and the hope that the blockland forums game kcrew would shatter my belief that the zenith of phone game gameplay is mediocre at best but i was wrong. inflation rpg is a game for phones. reviews done. forget me the word count does not fellate my ego i have to keep writing. anyway inflation rpg is actually about zimbabwe inflation and not deviantart inflation. the entire game is just one long grinding session. the game is designed to streamline the grind as much as possible so that you can keep grinding. if there is any game mechanic i loving loathe it is grinding oh my forget does grinding chew starfish and because the greeks gave us the gift of inductive reasoning we can conclude this game chews some ass itself. thanks ancient greek civilization that doesnt go bankrupt annually you are my very old and very dead friends. conversing with the spirits of a dead society was more enjoyable than playing and reviewing this game because i am scrounging for content now to artificially lengthen my review you have been warned.
"but why dob why do you have to scrounge for content", the child asks, his visage a cross of curiosity and disappointment. "well my boy, its because this game is garbage grinding bullstuff that only attracts people who fall for that skinner wheel bullstuff whatever the forget is it called jesus someone google it for me but anyway its for human trash who prefer to keep their mind sated via repetitive and mild tasks instead of playing a real game where you accomplish the same bullstuff but the bullstuff requires actual thinking". the child understand his purpose and left quietly, the face of death replacing his own as he departed my abode, knife in hand. i don't actually own the house i'm just some junkie who squats and that little stuff stole my knife what the forget its a butter knife anyway. im probably having hallucinations again. i wish i could hallucinate my time i spent playing this game back but lsd isnt miracle worker. but anyway yeah all of that stuff was just a prep because of how little gameplay this stuff has. the entire game is just one long ass grind to the top where you grind some more. i really can not understate the grinding so i will go to the source just to show you exactly what i mean by grinding is the only feature. i would have capitalized the in that last sentence for emphasis however i am experimenting with the amount of bullstuff filler i can produce legally and my union forbids me from using capitals ever again. anyway heres the gameplay. here it goes. almost here. we're doing it. its happening. right about now. yeah. the funk soul brother. check it out now. yeah. stuff alright you take your phone. then you click on the map to the zone enemies you think you can kill spawn. then you auto fight them with no input from the player. you do this for the entire game. you want to know the best part. there is no best part all of it sucks but heres a compensation fact. you have a limited number of battles you can do normally 30 and you can get some more later or some stuff i got really loving bored of this game and didnt finish it and this is actually the first game i havent finished it sucks that much ass but i have watched videos of endgame content on youtube so trust me im an expert. i would like to point out this is the first game i have not finished it is that much of a grind. anyway once you run out of battle things the game actually restarts you from the loving beginning so you can do that again oh my forget why. why. why. wh. y. the entire game is just repeating this action so you can see numbers go up higher. thats it. this is the entire game. items carry over when you restart so the game expects you to keep grinding money with your new weapons to keep buying better weapons to keep grinding to buy to grind buy grind buy grind buy grind buy this game convinced me capitalism is evil Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз death to america.
as expected story in this game is non existent at least from what ive seen so like damn what bullstuff should i make up here uhh here i go. in this game you play as [character name] [naming your character is something you dont actually do in game but if it was it would probably be the most enjoyable part] [this game sucks] and you are tunneling through the earth and a few miles down you and your team happen upon a cavern full of fire and brimstone that was probably hell however you and all of your passengers are eccentric billionaires who want to be the first people to jizz on the center of the earth so you keep going. as stated capitalism is the devil and is now has become the literal devil as shortly after tunneling into this cave you and your benefactors are captured by the physical manifestation of the evils of money fueled hubris. the devil is pretty loving pissed that your stated goal is to forget the earth and you broke his loving roof so all of you are to be punished so the devil placed you into his personalized stuffty rpg hell where you have to grind and then lose it all repeatedly to simulate the fleeting nature of all of your physical possessions. then the devil decided to publish this stuff on the apple store or some stuff to try to finance his roof because he didnt have insurance for this bullstuff because he is the loving devil. you now get to pick one of a bunch of characters that are sprites and nothing else and recreate the journey of these brave explorers in hell so because this game is an unholy torment all of the stuffty game mechanics were actually intentional and this was a really clever gotcha by satan. yeah i forgetin wish this game has no story and if a story exists it would be about trying to chug jizz to try to help down a stuff sandwich. thats loving gross if you think about it dont think about it too late i feel like vomiting.
take the graphics of mimicry man quest whatever and put them in this game because i think both of them are created entirely from default rpgmaker sprites or something. now that you have those the first thing you should do is shrink them so loving small that you cant see stuff and i dont know if it was because im playing this on a phone or what but i dont give a stuff im not buying an ipad or something just to play this garbage it looks like trash on my phone because 1 everything was ripped from rpgmaker 2 everything was shrunk down to fun size and if fun size is fun this is a once in a loving lifetime burst of joy. the music in this stuff also feels ripped from rpgmaker even if rpgmaker doesnt have default music because it is generic as forget and i dont give a stuff and no one gives a stuff about the sound effects fucj them fucj me.
overall this game sucks and if you like it you should consider subscribing to world of warcraft or some stuff where you can grind with friends and destroy your marriage/career/life for stupid stuff like this together. i am going to be airlifted to the neo soviet union after this review is done. the new proletariat will rise and your wasteful capitalistic lifestyles of phone game garbage and the mcdonalds will end. the revolution is at hand. ебать этот чертов игры она сосет мой член.
bad game tier
yume nikki
good time waster tier
profit motive
decent time waster tier
the witch's house
sluggish morss
space funeral
mimicry man
mediocre time waster tier
ib
mogeko castle
boring tier
presentable liberty
spookys house of jump scares
lieat
ananke
ao oni
inflation quest
worse than Riddler tier
the gray garden
off tier
off
worse than off tier
wadanohara and the great blue sea
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